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#271 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Flagged ] 2011-11-20 18:15 GMT
[18:53] <GoneWacko> hrrrrr
[18:53] <GoneWacko> ordered some New York Pizza 70 minutes ago
[18:53] <GoneWacko> still not here
[18:53] <GoneWacko> I demand a free bottle of coke
[18:53] <orudge> well, that was silly
[18:53] <orudge> it'll take at least 7 hours to get to you from New York
[18:55] <lobster> orudge has a good point there
[18:55] <lobster> you should've ordered from Ciao Italia
[18:55] <lobster> the high-speed train shouldn't take more than a couple of hours
[18:56] <lobster> pizza might still be lukewarm
[18:56] <GoneWacko> well then they shouldn't send e-mails telling me the pizza should be there in 30-45 minutes
[18:56] <lobster> was the email also saying that you should pay a 1000 euros so a rich African sheik or prince can put his fortune on your bank account? -
#254 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-03-18 16:34 GMT
< Tenebrae`> what word is used to describe a "bromance" but between girls?
<+Prof_Frink> So, so you think you can tell
< lobstar_MB> bromance for girls eh...
< lobstar_MB> lesbianism?
* lobstar_MB thinks harder about it
< Tenebrae`> what?
< Bukkit> what is sleep?
< Tenebrae`> no...
< Bukkit> no means yes!
< Tenebrae`> unless bromance involves love making :\
< lobstar_MB> ofcourse it does
< lobstar_MB> all men do it
< Tenebrae`> really :O
< lobstar_MB> are you saying you never knew that?
< Tenebrae`> well, no!
< Tenebrae`> I thought a bromance was just when two guys are really close
< Tenebrae`> so close that if one was the opposite sex, they'd be dating and would be the perfect couple
< Tenebrae`> or well
< Tenebrae`> the opposite sex, or the sex one or the other is attracted to
< Tenebrae`> or both
< Tenebrae`> or something
< Tenebrae`> RPharazon, RPharazon!
< Tenebrae`> Do you have a bromance with anyone D:
< Tenebrae`> orudge, what about you D:
< Tenebrae`> Prof_Frink, and you? D:
<@orudge> Tenebrae`: mmmmh?
<@orudge> no
< Bukkit> Oh, OK then.
<@orudge> I don't, as such
< lobstar_MB> orudge doesn't do bromancing
<@orudge> I perhaps have the female-male equivalent
< lobstar_MB> he does do sex with men, obviously
<@orudge> ie, being good friends with some girls but not sexing them
<+Prof_Frink> lobstar_MB: Bravo old chap, you've completely broken our little Tenebrae`
<@orudge> lobstar_MB: naturally
* lobstar_MB giggles
< Tenebrae`> no, you guys, I'm serious!
< Tenebrae`> lobstar_MB, you have a bromance thing, no?
<@orudge> Tenebrae`: my answer was fairly serious
<@orudge> I tend to have more girl friends than guy friends in general, or at least closer friends
< Tenebrae`> oh, yes
<@orudge> so, eh
< Tenebrae`> I believe you orudge
< Tenebrae`> by "guys" I meant Prof_Frink and lobstar_MB
<@orudge> I see
< Bukkit> WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
< Tenebrae`> :<
< Bukkit> :<
<+Prof_Frink> I put some ants in bromine once.
< peter1138> Thanks, ant.
<@orudge> Thants.
* Tenebrae` is confused now
< Tenebrae`> so does that mean Ferr and Pipes! from the Freelance Astronauts really are homosexual?
<+Prof_Frink> With names like that, is there really any doubt?
< Tenebrae`> really?!
< Bukkit> I'll bet you a hernia for it!
< Tenebrae`> D:
< Tenebrae`> oh man
< Bukkit> Somalia
< Tenebrae`> I never even thought about it that way
* Tenebrae` weeps ;_;
* lobstar_MB ponders whether to watch anime or tv
* lobstar_MB also ponders whether to drink some wine or to smoke something
<+Prof_Frink> lobstar_MB: Watch Tenebrae` having a breakdown!
< Tenebrae`> D:
< Tenebrae`> You don't understand!
< Tenebrae`> Ferr and Pipes! are so awesome!
< lobstar_MB> but that's, like, every time anyone mentions Clannad After Story! :o
< Tenebrae`> it's okay if they are gay I suppose
< Tenebrae`> WAAAAAAAH DON'T SAY THOSE WORDS
< Tenebrae`> ;______________________________________;
< lobstar_MB> also, who are Ferr and Pipes and why do their names sound so homo-erotic
< Tenebrae`> they don't, though!
< Tenebrae`> or do they? :/
< lobstar_MB> a bit
< Tenebrae`> They are two awesome guys from somewhere in New Jersey
< Tenebrae`> or something
<+Prof_Frink> "Pipes" 'nuff said.
< lobstar_MB> especially pipes
< Tenebrae`> and they are awesome
< Tenebrae`> and they are guys
< Tenebrae`> WAAAAH
< Tenebrae`> his nickname is pipes because he likes Mario!
<+Prof_Frink> "likes Mario"
< lobstar_MB> yeah, sure
< Tenebrae`> they play games and make videos and comment on them
< Tenebrae`> D:
< Tenebrae`> RPharazon, RPharazon!
< Tenebrae`> tell them!
< lobstar_MB> he likes piping mario, that is
< Tenebrae`> what?
< Bukkit> In the butt, what.
< Tenebrae`> NO
< Bukkit> Oh, OK then.
< Tenebrae`> Bukkit, you are not helping!
< Bukkit> Okay, Tenebrae`.
< lobstar_MB> Bakkut was right, though
< lobstar_MB> :P
< Tenebrae`> noooooo ;_____________;
< lobstar_MB> this is a classic QDB case, really
< Tenebrae`> no it's not ;_;
<+Prof_Frink> Oh yes. Yes it is.
< Tenebrae`> :(
< Bukkit> ):
* Tenebrae` sulks
< Tenebrae`> Though...
< Tenebrae`> I guess
< Tenebrae`> it's not too bad if they are gay!
< Tenebrae`> it would explain a lot, too
<@orudge> it means they would not want to make babies with you, though
< lobstar_MB> or they would, but take the baby away when it's born and raise it themselves
<@orudge> quite
< Bukkit> indeed
<@orudge> the thought did cross my mind
< Tenebrae`> WELL
* Bukkit puts Tenebrae` in a well
< Tenebrae`> I don't want to have kids anyway.
< Tenebrae`> so, you guys
< Tenebrae`> like
< Tenebrae`> how is "bromance" different from a regular homosexual relationship? :/
<@orudge> the lack of sex, I would presume.
< lobstar_MB> instead of fighting over who has to clean up the dishes, you play videogames
<@orudge> and intimacy in general
< Tenebrae`> but
< Bukkit> with large butt, comes large responsibility
< Tenebrae`> what
< Bukkit> In the butt, what.
< Tenebrae`> Bukkit, shut up!
< Bukkit> Okay Tenebrae`. I'll be back later
< lobstar_MB> awwww
< Tenebrae`> sometimes he is too appropriate ;_
< Tenebrae`> ;
< Tenebrae`> orudge, I am quite confused now
< Tenebrae`> so I'll just forget about it :D
<@orudge> Bukkit amuses me
< lobstar_MB> bromance is like friends with benefits, Tenebrae`
< lobstar_MB> only of the same sex
<@orudge> it is?
< lobstar_MB> yes
<@orudge> maybe I have a different idea of the word to you
<@orudge> I wonder what Wikipedia says
< Tenebrae`> :|
<+Prof_Frink> Bromants is ants in bromine.
<@orudge> "A bromance is a close but non-sexual relationship between two (or more) men, a form of homosocial intimacy"
< Tenebrae`> oh
< lobstar_MB> GAH
<@orudge> Thanks, bromants. No, that doesn't really work.
< lobstar_MB> orudge you have ruined it
<@orudge> (Thromants?)
< Tenebrae`> you know, thinking back on it now, I should have checked Wikipedia first.
<@orudge> lobstar_MB: oh
<+Prof_Frink> Bromine. Ants. Bromants.
<@orudge> lobstar_MB: sorry :3
< Tenebrae`> Prof_Frink, and lobstar_MB
< Tenebrae`> When I get my hands on you...
* Tenebrae` rawrs and wiggles
<+Prof_Frink> Tenebrae`: It'll've been worth it.
* lobstar_MB runs about, frantically waving his arms
< Tenebrae`> You were just messing with me, weren't you!
< Tenebrae`> Waaaaargh
< lobstar_MB> this has been excellent
< lobstar_MB> :D
<+Prof_Frink> I've been giggling manically for the past half hour.
< lobstar_MB> same here
< Tenebrae`> hrrmph -
#227 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-07-12 00:34 GMT
<welshdragon> Bukkit: welshdragon likes Isengard
<Bukkit> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
<welshdragon> Bukkit: welshdragon <likes> Isengard
<Bukkit> Please don't edit your own factoid, welshdragon.
<LaSeandre> Bukkit: welshdragon <is> taking the hobbits to Isengard.
<Bukkit> Okay, LaSeandre. -
#220 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-06-21 19:42 GMT
< Tenebrae`> Hm.
* Tenebrae` measures Prof_Frink's elbows
< Tenebrae`> Hm. Hm.
< Prof_Frink> Careful
< Tenebrae`> Why? :3
< Prof_Frink> They're quite sharp
< Tenebrae`> You're husband material, aren't you.
< Prof_Frink> "Erk."
< Tenebrae`> only husbands say that sort of thing!
< Prof_Frink> I... wouldn't know.
* Tenebrae` adds this newfound information to her FrinkFile
< orudge> FrinkFile, eh
< Tenebrae`> Yes!
< Tenebrae`> For I'm creepy like that
< Tenebrae`> booo *wiggles her fingers at orudge*
< Prof_Frink> Tenebrae` is a Frinkophile?
* Tenebrae` snaps her fingers
< Tenebrae`> you beat me to it -
#218 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-06-09 23:24 GMT
[18:22:56] * meow leaves some offerings for Fawksie
[18:22:59] <meow> OFFERINGS OF POOOOOOOOOOO
[18:23:01] <meow> HAhahahahaha
[18:23:02] * Fawksie noms
[18:23:05] <meow> D:
[18:23:11] <Fawksie> ARGH
[18:23:12] <meow> He nommed my poo
[18:23:15] <meow> Oh lawd
[18:23:15] <Fawksie> I read "FOOOOOOD"
[18:23:17] <meow> hahaha -
#216 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-06-06 16:19 GMT
* jonty-comp shoots orudge
* orudge falls over
* welsh claims SROTU status
* jonty-comp leaves the community
<@orudge> welsh: have fun paying the bills
* welsh offers jonty-comp joint ownership
* jonty-comp runs away screaming
<+jonty-comp> as if I'd want to run this community of misfits -
#200 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-14 00:42 GMT
<Bukkit> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
<RPharazon> Bukkit: what was that
<Bukkit> RPharazon: That was 'random factoid' (#853): <reply> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
<RPharazon> Bukkit: random factoid <reply> It takes more energy to point that out than to leave me alone.
<Bukkit> Okay, RPharazon.