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#114 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-02-05 11:07 GMT
[11:00am] petern: touch typers fail with one hand
[11:00am] petern: hmm
[11:00am] petern: that looks bad
[11:00am] Sacro: yeah
[11:00am] welshdragon: with a dog on your lap im not suprised
[11:00am] welshdragon: hmm
[11:00am] welshdragon: that also looks bad -
#18 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-08-15 22:12 GMT
[23:11:26] <Noetloj> this is the part where it all goes wrong, I think.
[23:11:34] <orudge> this is the part where the rap breaks down
[23:11:35] <orudge> as they say.
[23:11:45] <Noetloj> (it gets all intense, no one makes a sound!)
[23:12:02] * orudge wants Noetloj intently, without making a sound
[23:12:03] <orudge> er
[23:12:04] <orudge> watches
[23:12:08] <orudge> :( -
#205 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-16 19:23 GMT
<__ln__> years ago i was talking with a friend online, when some application of his crashed and a message he had been writing to some girl got pasted to the talk window.
<Weeknie> Ouch:P
<Weeknie> You wouldn't happen to have a copy of that on your machine do you?
<Weeknie> Which you could accidentally share with us
<__ln__> nope
* PeterT pastes andythenorth
<Weeknie> And the paste result is!
<Weeknie> 0
<Eddi|zuHause> andythenorth: configure your IRC client so it doesn't send stuff when you paste multi-line content
<Eddi|zuHause> andythenorth: e.g. konversation can open a multi-line edit window instead
<__ln__> Weeknie: btw, is that the kind of thing you would do if you got your hands on your friend's private emails?
<Weeknie> lol, __ln__ don't worry, your dirty little secret is safe with me
<Weeknie> I won't tell anyone you slept with your aunt and your grandma -
#66 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-09-29 17:44 GMT
20:40:24 < peter1138> Someone! Do a radio show!
20:40:29 -!- orudge is now known as Someone
20:40:31 <@Someone> Bugger off!
20:40:33 -!- Someone is now known as orudge
20:41:24 -!- Prof_Frink is now known as off
20:41:30 <+off> Please don't
-!- off is now known as Prof_Frink -
#71 Up ↑ /2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-02 20:54 GMT
<Nite_Owl> At any party, if you watch closely, about every 10 minutes or so the conversation just stops and everything goes quite for a short period of time. I have noticed that the same thing applies online.
<lobster> not if everyone's drunk
<lobster> like the kind of parties i go to
<Prof_Frink> Nite_Owl: This is the internet. We're all off looking at pr0n.
<lobster> that actually could be a tagline for the Internet
<lobster> "This is the internet. We're all of looking at porn."
<lobster> you can add "Please go away."
<Prof_Frink> Just hang a sign on Google.
<Prof_Frink> "Gone wankin'"