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#171 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-12-15 17:52 GMT
(18:46:45) ***Benny is buggering a girl on Facebook cause she's got a Mac. :P
(18:47:15) SpComb: buggering's a fine word
(18:47:42) Benny: Yup.
(18:47:58) Benny: ...May have used it wrong, there. Dunno
(18:48:07) SpComb: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buggering
(18:48:10) SpComb: judge for yourself :P
(18:49:44) Benny: What the f*** -
#146 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-09-04 21:13 GMT
JameiLei: bah - this girl thinks im lying cause i told her i cant goto her 18th cause im in malaysia
Sacro: JameiLei: girl, 18th
Sacro: let me go
Sacro: hot asian?
JameiLei: shes half asian
JameiLei: absolutely stunning
Sacro: :o
Sacro: would she like 7 inches of brit?
JameiLei: she prefers 10 inches of africa from what i know :( -
#111 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 02:53 GMT
[19:48:36] <lobster> SEW ORUDGE'S PENIS TO A SACRO
[19:48:39] <lobster> ah
[19:48:40] <Tenebrae> oh ew
[19:48:42] <lobster> good
[19:48:52] <Tenebrae> I don't think my needles are insured to withstand Sacros
[19:49:10] <orudge> that's not nice
[19:49:13] <orudge> that's not nice at all
[19:49:15] <orudge> :(
[19:49:17] <Tenebrae> :O
[19:49:17] <lobster> pffft
[19:49:24] <Tenebrae> but I'm the nicest person you know!
[19:49:25] <orudge> I'd rather have me penis sewn to a lobster -
#262 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-08-23 16:45 GMT
[17:44:35] <orudge> Bukkit: say I love you, Tenebrae`!
[17:44:35] <Bukkit> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[17:44:37] <orudge> D:
[17:44:41] <Tenebrae`> D:
[17:44:45] <Tenebrae`> ;_;
[17:44:45] <Fawksie> haha
[17:44:49] <Tenebrae`> That must be the worst rejection ever -
#116 Up ↑ /2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-03-27 17:58 GMT
[5:32p] orudge: I fancy dinner
[5:32p] orudge: therefore, I am not Michael Winner
[5:32p] orudge: hmm
[5:32p] orudge: should go via Tesco first
[5:32p] welshdragon: orudge: you ruined that rhyme
[5:32p] jonty-comp: Calm down dear, it's only Tesco
[5:33p] orudge: you're only Tesco
[5:35p] welshdragon: 'i fancy dinner, therefore, i am not Michael Winner, i will hop in my car, but not to go far, for my supermarket is not Haymarket, it's Tesco, not al fresco'
[5:36p] welshdragon: (yes, i did just think that up) -
#131 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-07-18 02:37 GMT
03:12:03 < welshdragon> and maybe play... if natalie stays the way she is
»» 03:12:17 < welshdragon> (sleeping)
»» 03:12:30 < Eoin> now
»» 03:12:33 < Eoin> i either blow up
»» 03:12:35 < Eoin> or not
»» 03:15:47 < Eoin> so i have broke my old pc
»» 03:15:48 < Eoin> yay
»» 03:16:02 < welshdragon> oh dear
»» 03:16:13 < welshdragon> what's up with it?
»» 03:16:25 < Eoin> it wont... well
»» 03:16:26 < Eoin> power up
»» 03:16:33 < Eoin> no beeps
»» 03:16:34 < Eoin> no lights
»» 03:16:36 < Eoin> just nowt
»» 03:16:45 < welshdragon> dead PSU then
»» 03:16:52 < welshdragon> or dead cable
»» 03:16:54 < Eoin> well
»» 03:17:00 < Eoin> the PSU worked before :D
»» 03:17:08 < welshdragon> dead cable
»» 03:17:36 < welshdragon> Eoin: LOAD UR SERVER
»» 03:17:40 < Eoin> HOLD ON
»» 03:17:44 < welshdragon> NATALIE IS WAKING
»» 03:17:45 < Eoin> im trying my monitors cable
»» 03:17:57 < welshdragon> I MAY ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES LEFT TO LIVE
»» 03:18:01 < Eoin> SHIT
»» 03:18:09 < Eoin> my old monitor uses non compatable cable
»» 03:18:11 < Eoin> bollocks
»» 03:18:19 < Eoin> BOLLOCKS
»» 03:18:34 < welshdragon> BOLLOCKS
»» 03:20:23 < Eoin> 2 power cables
»» 03:20:27 < Eoin> 3 power needing devices
»» 03:20:28 < Eoin> disaster -
#174 Up ↑ /2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-12-31 23:27 GMT
<@orudge> I might reinstall Mandrake Linux someday
<jonty-comp> It's Mandriva now, remember
<@orudge> lies
<jonty-comp> Truths!
<@orudge> It's still Mandrake!
<jonty-comp> Mandriva!
<@orudge> Mandrake!
<jonty-comp> Mandriva!
* orudge sets ban on *!*@jonty-comp.users.quakenet.org
<@orudge> Mandrake.
* orudge wins
* orudge was kicked from #tycoon by patchman (orudge)
<@patchman> Mandriva.
* patchman removes ban on *!*@jonty-comp.users.quakenet.org
<jonty-comp> :D
* orudge (orudge@orudge.users.quakenet.org) has joined #tycoon
* L gives channel operator status to orudge
<@orudge> :(