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#200 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-14 00:42 GMT
<Bukkit> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
<RPharazon> Bukkit: what was that
<Bukkit> RPharazon: That was 'random factoid' (#853): <reply> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
<RPharazon> Bukkit: random factoid <reply> It takes more energy to point that out than to leave me alone.
<Bukkit> Okay, RPharazon. -
#183 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-02-16 15:32 GMT
»» 15:28:52 < welshdragon> whassup biatches?
»» 15:28:58 <@orudge> welshdragon: be polite, you
»» 15:29:03 < welshdragon> :O
»» 15:29:12 < welshdragon> orudge: that was a polite greeting
»» 15:29:14 <@orudge> you clearly meant
»» 15:29:18 <@orudge> "How are things hanging, my lord?"
»» 15:29:34 < welshdragon> Lord Owen of Rudge
»» 15:30:11 < welshdragon> is full of Fudge -
#71 Up ↑ /2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-02 20:54 GMT
<Nite_Owl> At any party, if you watch closely, about every 10 minutes or so the conversation just stops and everything goes quite for a short period of time. I have noticed that the same thing applies online.
<lobster> not if everyone's drunk
<lobster> like the kind of parties i go to
<Prof_Frink> Nite_Owl: This is the internet. We're all off looking at pr0n.
<lobster> that actually could be a tagline for the Internet
<lobster> "This is the internet. We're all of looking at porn."
<lobster> you can add "Please go away."
<Prof_Frink> Just hang a sign on Google.
<Prof_Frink> "Gone wankin'" -
#111 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 02:53 GMT
[19:48:36] <lobster> SEW ORUDGE'S PENIS TO A SACRO
[19:48:39] <lobster> ah
[19:48:40] <Tenebrae> oh ew
[19:48:42] <lobster> good
[19:48:52] <Tenebrae> I don't think my needles are insured to withstand Sacros
[19:49:10] <orudge> that's not nice
[19:49:13] <orudge> that's not nice at all
[19:49:15] <orudge> :(
[19:49:17] <Tenebrae> :O
[19:49:17] <lobster> pffft
[19:49:24] <Tenebrae> but I'm the nicest person you know!
[19:49:25] <orudge> I'd rather have me penis sewn to a lobster