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#209 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-25 18:09 GMT
* Sacro ponders about going to the US
<orudge_> the US is a big place!
<LaSeandre> dont
<Sacro> :(
<orudge_> whereabouts in the US do you want to go?
<orudge_> the US is awesome
<Sacro> 19:00 < Sacro> Texas GP
<Sacro> 19:00 * Sacro ponders about going to the US
<orudge_> so, you want to go to Ohio, then?
<LaSeandre> its full of inbred hicks.
<Sacro> ... no
<orudge_> *it's
<+Prof_Frink> http://metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/dayforecast.asp?zipcode=pembroke&day=4 :/
<Sacro> LaSeandre: so is Lincolnshire
<Sacro> but sometimes needs must
<orudge_> well
<+Prof_Frink> What's the difference between yoghurt and Texas?
<orudge_> coming from Hull, I doubt Sacro woudl notice much difference
<orudge_> *would
<orudge_> except the steaks are bigger
<orudge_> and the burgers cheaper
<+Prof_Frink> Yoghurt has culture. -
#198 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-05 21:39 GMT
<Tenebrae> dolphines have s-shaped penises they rub against a person they like
<Tenebrae> in a form of "Well, how do you do today?"
<Tenebrae> it's like a person tipping his hat
<RPharazon> Their penis goes "OHAAAAAAAAAI"
<RPharazon> And then adds a
<RPharazon> [Cute Face Goes Here]
* Bukkit sits on the RPharazon
<Tenebrae> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* Tenebrae hugs the cyootface
<RPharazon> Technically, in that example, you are hugging a dolphin penis.
<Prof_Frink> Cutepenisface?
<Tenebrae> wait what
* RPharazon high-fives Prof_Frink
* Prof_Frink misses, stumbles and crashes through the wall -
#177 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-02-01 17:42 GMT
<Tenebrae`> THIS TUNA SALAD IS AWESOOOOOOOOOOOME
* Tenebrae` dances around
* Tenebrae` falls over
* Prof_Frink tunes Tenebrae`'s salad
<Tenebrae`> lol
<Tenebrae`> my salad is not a radio, sillyhead
* Prof_Frink gives Tenebrae` a two-pronged piece of cutlery to eat her salad with
<Tenebrae`> two pronged, eh?
<Prof_Frink> Yes.
<Tenebrae`> Hm.
<Tenebrae`> How odd.
<Prof_Frink> It is, of couse, a tuning fork.
* Tenebrae` falls over -
#247 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-01-26 11:47 GMT
[11:44:47] * jonty-comp locks Chrill in a bin
[11:44:51] * Chrill shits in a bin
[11:44:56] * orudge sticks jonty-comp in the bin with Chrill
[11:45:06] * jonty-comp makes out with Chrill
[11:45:16] <Chrill> 2 guys 1 bin
[11:45:22] <jonty-comp> just where I always wanted to lose my virginity