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• #82 Up ↑ +1/1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-14 14:53 GMT

  [15:46] <Jolteon> My sister is a bitch.
  [15:46] <Jolteon> I asked her last night to do something to stop me eating the biscuits.
  [15:47] <Jolteon> she has fucking duct taped the biscuit tin together..

  Tags: jolteon

• #206 Up ↑ −1/1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-16 19:23 GMT

  <Wasila> How do you pay for an open source program?
  <TrueBrain> by sending them money

  Notes: Clevarness

  Tags: truebrain wasila

• #204 Up ↑ 0/2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-16 00:36 GMT

  * switchgirl (~sara@cpc5-sgyl13-0-0-cust46.sgyl.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined #openttd
  <switchgirl> hii
  <Nite_Owl> Hello switchgirl
  <switchgirl> i have just realised i spent the last week not eating and i drank water like 5 times :s - so adicted to the game
  <Nite_Owl> it can do that to you
  <PeterT> switchgirl: try to control yourself
  <switchgirl> i'm a woman i'm superb at control :D
  * PeterT falls over

  Notes: It took me a while to recover from this one.

  Tags: nite_owl petert switchgirl women

• #94 Up ↑ 0/3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-27 18:56 GMT

  <welshdragon> i can see
  <babydragon> Oh you can, can you?
  <welshdragon> yes
  <babydragon> How?
  <welshdragon> with my butt
  <babydragon> Your butt sounds like a plan.

  Notes: babydragon does not realise that a butt is not a good thing :P

• #214 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-31 23:23 GMT

  <Sacro> ooh
  <Sacro> where did they get the brittish trains from?
  <Tenebrae> Sacro, when two methods of transportation love each other very very much...

  Tags: sacro tenebrae

• #246 Up ↑ −2/2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-12-28 22:57 GMT

  [22:49]  <weirdy> I think... I think I may be growing up D:
  [22:50]  <welshdragon> D:
  [22:50]  * lobster_MB has quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
  [22:50]  <welshdragon> you killed lobster D:
  [22:53]  <Sacro> you b/tard

  Notes: edited out the obscenity.

  Tags: 480 death grow lobster neverland ping sacro seconds timeout up weirdy welshdragon

• #111 Up ↑ +1/1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 02:53 GMT

  [19:48:36] <lobster> SEW ORUDGE'S PENIS TO A SACRO
  [19:48:39] <lobster> ah
  [19:48:40] <Tenebrae> oh ew
  [19:48:42] <lobster> good
  [19:48:52] <Tenebrae> I don't think my needles are insured to withstand Sacros
  [19:49:10] <orudge> that's not nice
  [19:49:13] <orudge> that's not nice at all
  [19:49:15] <orudge> :(
  [19:49:17] <Tenebrae> :O
  [19:49:17] <lobster> pffft
  [19:49:24] <Tenebrae> but I'm the nicest person  you know!
  [19:49:25] <orudge> I'd rather have me penis sewn to a lobster

  Notes: Wat

  Tags: kinda_weird lobster orudge penis possible_threesome sacro tenebrae

• #202 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-14 02:06 GMT

  <Tenebrae> can't be bigger than mine :3

  Tags: tenebrae

• #11 Up ↑ +7/7 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-08-13 12:27 GMT

  <Capn_Frink> Arr, we should mutiny and sail th' channel back to the safe haven of freenode!
  <Bjarni> mutany is where you kill the captain....
  <Capn_Frink> Aye.
  <Capn_Frink> Oh, cock

  Notes: official speak like a pirate day

  Tags: #openttd bjarni prof_frink

• #253 Up ↑ +3/3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-03-18 16:29 GMT

  [16:28:38] <Tenebrae`> you're the only one who understands me, Bukkit
  [16:28:39] <Bukkit> I don't know anything about that.

  Tags: bukkit tenebrae

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