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#251 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-02-22 09:13 GMT
08:59 <Lachie> I believe in a thing called lo-o-ove
09:02 <LaSeandre> Just listen to the rhythm of my heart?
09:12 <LaSeandre> and that, i believe, is checkmate.
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#69 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-01 20:12 GMT
<+Hyronymus> all I have to do is think about the bastards I have to deal with every day
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<+Hyronymus> that's my motivation to go to work
< beeb375> what, me? -
#66 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-09-29 17:44 GMT
20:40:24 < peter1138> Someone! Do a radio show!
20:40:29 -!- orudge is now known as Someone
20:40:31 <@Someone> Bugger off!
20:40:33 -!- Someone is now known as orudge
20:41:24 -!- Prof_Frink is now known as off
20:41:30 <+off> Please don't
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#177 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-02-01 17:42 GMT
<Tenebrae`> THIS TUNA SALAD IS AWESOOOOOOOOOOOME
* Tenebrae` dances around
* Tenebrae` falls over
* Prof_Frink tunes Tenebrae`'s salad
<Tenebrae`> lol
<Tenebrae`> my salad is not a radio, sillyhead
* Prof_Frink gives Tenebrae` a two-pronged piece of cutlery to eat her salad with
<Tenebrae`> two pronged, eh?
<Prof_Frink> Yes.
<Tenebrae`> Hm.
<Tenebrae`> How odd.
<Prof_Frink> It is, of couse, a tuning fork.
* Tenebrae` falls over -
#54 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-09-16 20:21 GMT
22:20 < Jolteon> jonty-comp: DO NOT WANT.
22:20 < jonty-comp> WELL DO NOT GET THEN
22:20 < Jolteon> OK THEN
22:21 < jonty-comp> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY
22:21 < Jolteon> I DUNNO
22:21 < Jolteon> but I know what I'm hoping.
22:21 < jonty-comp> WELL DON'T LOOK AT ME -
#271 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Flagged ] 2011-11-20 18:15 GMT
[18:53] <GoneWacko> hrrrrr
[18:53] <GoneWacko> ordered some New York Pizza 70 minutes ago
[18:53] <GoneWacko> still not here
[18:53] <GoneWacko> I demand a free bottle of coke
[18:53] <orudge> well, that was silly
[18:53] <orudge> it'll take at least 7 hours to get to you from New York
[18:55] <lobster> orudge has a good point there
[18:55] <lobster> you should've ordered from Ciao Italia
[18:55] <lobster> the high-speed train shouldn't take more than a couple of hours
[18:56] <lobster> pizza might still be lukewarm
[18:56] <GoneWacko> well then they shouldn't send e-mails telling me the pizza should be there in 30-45 minutes
[18:56] <lobster> was the email also saying that you should pay a 1000 euros so a rich African sheik or prince can put his fortune on your bank account? -
#64 Up ↑ /14 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-09-29 00:09 GMT
<GoneWacko> What makes you think I have not had sex with an incredible amount of women?! :O
<lobster> for one, the fact that you are a virgin
<GoneWacko> Pfft.
<GoneWacko> You are just narrowminded.
<GoneWacko> I don't see how being a virgin means I've never slept with a woman.
<GoneWacko> wait.
<lobster> well...
<GoneWacko> now I'm just sounding horribly gay.
<welshdragon> STOP
<Sacro> GoneWacko: yes
<lobster> could've been men as well
<Sacro> HAMMERZEIT
<GoneWacko> OKAY YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT LOBSTER I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE INDEED THANK YOU