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#71 Up ↑ /2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-02 20:54 GMT
<Nite_Owl> At any party, if you watch closely, about every 10 minutes or so the conversation just stops and everything goes quite for a short period of time. I have noticed that the same thing applies online.
<lobster> not if everyone's drunk
<lobster> like the kind of parties i go to
<Prof_Frink> Nite_Owl: This is the internet. We're all off looking at pr0n.
<lobster> that actually could be a tagline for the Internet
<lobster> "This is the internet. We're all of looking at porn."
<lobster> you can add "Please go away."
<Prof_Frink> Just hang a sign on Google.
<Prof_Frink> "Gone wankin'" -
#5 Up ↑ /2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-08-10 18:09 GMT
20:00 < Sacro> ooh
20:01 < Sacro> i think the model may be here
20:01 <+Prof_Frink> Airfix?
20:01 < Sacro> ... no
20:01 < Sacro> she was in Nuts and Zoo
20:01 < Sacro> and apparently is a nice girl to talk to
20:02 < Sacro> i wonder what her norks are like -
#40 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-09-29 18:42 GMT
19:02 < Tenebrae> Noetloj, SHUT UP. You are behind the times.
19:02 < Noetloj> Your fucking family is.
19:02 < Noetloj> Now fucking stop telling me what to fucking do.
19:02 < Noetloj> You fucking shut up you little bossy bitch.
19:02 < Tenebrae> neener neener, I've gone and pissed you off
19:03 < Noetloj> Not really.
19:03 < Noetloj> I'm perfectly calm.