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#123 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-04-28 20:14 GMT
[21:12] * orudge back in a bit
[21:12] <jonty-comp> orudge is going for a poo, don't you know.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> A solid waz.
[21:12] <@orudge> no
[21:12] <Vemarkis> You crazy britons, talking about poo all the time.
[21:12] <@orudge> a waz is quite liquid
[21:12] <@orudge> YOU FOOL.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> HENCE THE DESCRIPTOR "SOLID"
[21:13] <@orudge> BUT THEN IT'S NOT A WAZ
[21:13] <@orudge> you wazzock
[21:13] <@orudge> :D
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> IT IS
[21:13] * orudge toodles off, really
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> BECAUSE IT IS ALL FROM THE SAME PLACE
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> NOT OFFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> There. -
#116 Up ↑ /2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-03-27 17:58 GMT
[5:32p] orudge: I fancy dinner
[5:32p] orudge: therefore, I am not Michael Winner
[5:32p] orudge: hmm
[5:32p] orudge: should go via Tesco first
[5:32p] welshdragon: orudge: you ruined that rhyme
[5:32p] jonty-comp: Calm down dear, it's only Tesco
[5:33p] orudge: you're only Tesco
[5:35p] welshdragon: 'i fancy dinner, therefore, i am not Michael Winner, i will hop in my car, but not to go far, for my supermarket is not Haymarket, it's Tesco, not al fresco'
[5:36p] welshdragon: (yes, i did just think that up) -
#115 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-02-21 11:28 GMT
[11:20am] welshdragon: http://www.isengard.co.uk/images/JPEGS/S9_DW18-2-09BS%20culprit.jpg
[11:21am] Elukka: his idea is mass transit for sheep
[11:22am] dihedral: it's a dog
[11:22am] welshdragon: it\s a sheep
[11:22am] dihedral: :-P
[11:22am] Elukka: welsh, i have actually wanted that creature for a long time -
#114 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-02-05 11:07 GMT
[11:00am] petern: touch typers fail with one hand
[11:00am] petern: hmm
[11:00am] petern: that looks bad
[11:00am] Sacro: yeah
[11:00am] welshdragon: with a dog on your lap im not suprised
[11:00am] welshdragon: hmm
[11:00am] welshdragon: that also looks bad -
#112 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 03:04 GMT
[20:03:44] <lobster> THAT IS AMAZING ORUDGE
[20:03:46] <lobster> DAMN
[20:03:54] <Metalcore> test
[20:03:55] <lobster> HOW CAN I HAS MISSED THAT
[20:03:55] <Metalcore> shit
[20:03:58] <Metalcore> there
[20:04:03] * Tenebrae rolls around in her clean laundry
[20:04:05] <Tenebrae> lolololololol
[20:04:05] <Metalcore> when comes the ameromeet?
[20:04:06] <lobster> ALSO
[20:04:08] <Tenebrae> it smells so goooooooooooooooooooood
[20:04:10] <lobster> EEEENTESTEEEEEEENS -
#109 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-10 22:28 GMT
<welshdragon> i have cold feet on my back :s
<Jolteon> ..wait what.
<Jolteon> You have cold feet on your back?
<Jolteon> Just where everyone keeps their feet!
<jonty-comp> welshdragon: you must be flexible then
<orudge_> I often keep my feet on welshdragon's back
<orudge_> and my arms on jonty-comp's front
<orudge_> wait, no
<jonty-comp> no.