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#170 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-11-27 20:08 GMT
* lobster_MB ponders if he needs to get some crisps
* Tenebrae` gives lobster_MB some failcheeps
<Tenebrae`> failcheeps for when you watch your failFilm
* lobster_MB is amused by Tenebrae` and her plans to make him fail
<lobster_MB> for we all know, i, the lobster king of awkward sexual tension, never fail
<lobster_MB> *know that
<lobster_MB> and lose the first comma
<lobster_MB> okay, that was minor fail
<lobster_MB> yet not entirely teh fail!
<Lakie> Heh -
#169 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-11-23 20:24 GMT
< orudge> Has Tenebrae` got a grasp (hurr hurr) on the knob polishing yet, or is this something else you're looking up?
< Prof_Frink> Well, Tenebrae` does lack a certain something when it comes to knob polishing.
< Tenebrae`> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
< Tenebrae`> EWEWEW
< Tenebrae`> EWWWWWW
< Tenebrae`> EWWWW
< Tenebrae`> GAH
< Tenebrae`> HRRR
< Prof_Frink> Hahahahaha
< Tenebrae`> I'll never be able to look him in the eye ever again ._.
< Tenebrae`> was he really?
< Tenebrae`> you guys do you think he really was?
< Tenebrae`> oh
< Tenebrae`> ach
< Tenebrae`> ;_; -
#167 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-11-21 02:23 GMT
[02:15am] Tenebrae: OH.
[02:15am] Tenebrae: NO.
[02:15am] Tenebrae: if i let go of this cracker
[02:15am] Tenebrae: it's gonna break
[02:16am] Tenebrae: and of course it will land avocado side dowb
[02:16am] Tenebrae: *n
[02:16am] Tenebrae: what do i do ;______;
[02:16am] welshdragon: hold it one handed?
[02:16am] Tenebrae: for the rest of my life?
[02:17am] welshdragon: no
[02:17am] welshdragon: define 'cracker'
[02:17am] • Tenebrae imagines herself walking down the aisle holding this avocado topped cracker
[02:17am] welshdragon: as in a Jacob's Cracker?
[02:17am] Tenebrae: Ritz cracker
[02:17am] Tenebrae: round
[02:17am] Tenebrae: crspy
[02:17am] Tenebrae: salty
[02:17am] Tenebrae: um
[02:17am] Tenebrae: darker on one side than the other
[02:19am] welshdragon: aah
[02:19am] welshdragon: i know wjhat you mean
[02:19am] welshdragon: put it down on something?
[02:19am] welshdragon: (your head or somehing)
[02:19am] Tenebrae: I managed to open my mouth wide enough to eat it
[02:20am] welshdragon: lol
[02:20am] Tenebrae: the cracker has been saved \o/
[02:20am] welshdragon: big mouth... big enough for a large....
[02:20am] • welshdragon stops there
[02:20am] • orudge slaps welshdragon
[02:20am] Tenebrae: cracker myis
[02:20am] Tenebrae: and feesh soup
[02:20am] orudge: soups
[02:20am] Tenebrae: once I fit a pomegranate in my mouth
[02:20am] Tenebrae: it was a little one though
[02:21am] welshdragon: don't make me say what I was going to say...
[02:21am] Tenebrae: meep?
[02:21am] welshdragon: meep -
#165 Up ↑ /2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-11-09 20:25 GMT
[20:12] * Tenebrae` gives lobster_MB with telepathy
[20:12] <Tenebrae`> *-with
[20:15] <lobster_MB> that would be quality awesome
[20:16] <Tenebrae`> yeah it would be!
[20:16] <Tenebrae`> but, but
[20:16] <Tenebrae`> selective telepathy
[20:16] <Tenebrae`> there are some pervy people in this world
[20:16] <Tenebrae`> do not want insight into their brains ._.
[20:17] * Prof_Frink thinks pervy thoughts at Tenebrae`
[20:17] <lobster_MB> hahaha
[20:17] <lobster_MB> hmmyes
[20:19] <Tenebrae`> what no D:
[20:19] * Tenebrae` dies
[20:22] * Prof_Frink thinks pervier thoughts at Tenebrae`'s corpse
[20:24] * lobster_MB thinks extremely pervy thoughts about Prof_Frink thinking pervy thoughts at Tenebrae`'s corpse
[20:25] * Lakie (~Lakie@91.84.251.149) has joined #houseoffun
[20:27] * Lakie pounces on a Tenebrae`.
[20:28] <Tenebrae`> :D
[20:29] * Tenebrae` puts Lakie on her head to shield her from the pervy Prof_Frink and lobster_MB
[20:29] <Tenebrae`> You can not penetrate the innocence and naivety that is Lakie!!
[20:29] <Tenebrae`> wait..
[20:29] <Tenebrae`> gah that came out horrible D:
[20:29] <Lakie> Uh, what? -
#162 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-10-24 10:35 GMT
<CaptObvious> is there an easier way to upgrade rail->monorail or monorail->maglev than manually replacing all of my trains?
<|Jeroen|> can't it be done with autoreplace ?
<Xaroth> how do you want to fit a monorail train into a maglev depot?
<|Jeroen|> brute force -
#159 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-10-19 20:18 GMT
»» 20:56:55 < welshdragon> i hate having a dlu - like virus :(
»» 20:56:58 < welshdragon> *flu
»» 20:57:47 < welshdragon> i panicked and went to A&E as the stoopid NHS Direct site said I had swine flu :(
»» 20:58:02 < Sacro> hehe
»» 20:59:03 < welshdragon> apparently the welsh NHS Direct site doesn't even mention swine flu yet
»» 21:00:07 < shinaku> just sheep flu
»» 21:00:52 < welshdragon> shinaku: no, that's Foot & Mouth -
#148 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-09-08 15:51 GMT
[16:46] orudge is currently listening to Jónsi & Alex - Happiness (0:47/9:21 @ 473 kbps)
[16:46] orudge: woo
[16:47] jonty-comp: moo
[16:47] orudge: too
[16:47] Jolteon: loo
[16:47] JameiLei: poo?
[16:47] jonty-comp: JameiLei: we're much more civilised than that