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#117 Up ↑ /5 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-04-05 23:30 GMT
Ameecher: oh balls
Ameecher: turn off the laptop for installation of drivers to take effect and it won't restart
Ameecher: it's dead!
shinaku: Sounds like a buffer overrun the UXL, happens from time to time when you install kernel based modular device driver sub systems
shinaku: I'm assuming this is XP or Vista, yeah?
Ameecher: XP yes
• shinaku nods
Ameecher: and the way round this is?
shinaku: What you want to do is hold it upside down and shake it SOFTLY
Ameecher: you're shitting me
shinaku: the problem is that most laptops have power saving shit
shinaku: which hold drivers in ram
shinaku: if you shake it softly you'll disconnect/reconnect a pin or two on the ram
shinaku: which will cause it to do an error check
Ameecher: holy cow
Ameecher: that actually worked
shinaku: :]
Ameecher: crikey :D
Ameecher: cheers!
shinaku: np
Ameecher: excellent all now works! :D -
#110 Up ↑ /5 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 02:10 GMT
<lobster> i am positively stunned
* Tenebrae takes the mellon and sticks it in lobster's mouth
<Tenebrae> *melon
<lobster> also, she attends the HKU, like i do
<lobster> and alhmmm, hmmm hbwwwmmm hwmmmm
* lobster has a melon in his mouth
<lobster> hwwmmmmm hwmuummhhmmm!
<lobster> HUWMMWWM!!
* orudge sticks lobster in a cupboard
<lobster> HMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMM!
<lobster> HMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
<orudge> http://accessories.euro.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=uk&l=en&cs=ukdhs1&sku=A1662660
<orudge> I have a feeling that should be £1295
<orudge> not £12.95
<lobster> AWHLLLLLLLL LWWWWWHHHHHHHH
<lobster> HHWWWWWWWWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> :D
<Tenebrae> now I know what to do when you start going on about girls!
* Tenebrae rejoices at having found a solution :D
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> myes, myes, we know
* Tenebrae pats lobster's head
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
* orudge removes the melon
<Tenebrae> I'm sure you'll end up sleeping with her soon, yes yes yes
<Tenebrae> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* orudge kisses lobster passionately
<orudge> this'll keep him quiet, too
<Tenebrae> O_O
<Tenebrae> X_X
* lobster wonders why no-one translates that as "I CANT GET AIR"
<orudge> "I NEED AIR" maybe
* lobster fondles orudge vividly
<orudge> :D
* lobster prepares for teh beautiful manlove with orudge
<orudge> right, there is audio to be surfed, back in a minute or five
<orudge> oh
<lobster> OH YOU MEN!!!
<orudge> make love to me while I surf, dear lobster
<Tenebrae> zomgzongzomg
* lobster turns around, insulted -
#257 Up ↑ /4 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-04-27 14:06 GMT
<GoneWacko> (I would posit that my friends ARE nerds, but I guess Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec leo lacus, dignissim id fermentum sed, eleifend at nunc. Cras convallis leo in leo suscipit suscipit. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Maecenas at nisi velit. Donec id enim lacus. Vestibulum ullamcorper turpis et metus gravida sit amet condimentum ligula lacinia. Curabitur nisl
<GoneWacko> woops -
#230 Up ↑ /4 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-07-14 02:25 GMT
<RPharazon> Botsnack.
<Bukkit> :D <-- PUT PIE HERE
<RPharazon> :D
* RPharazon puts pie in the Bukkit's anus
* Bukkit drops peter1138 and takes pie.
<RPharazon> what
<Bukkit> WHAT, IN THE BUTT
<LaSeandre> apt.
<LaSeandre> very apt.
<RPharazon> Did he just add the anus-pie in his inventory?
<LaSeandre> yes.
* Bukkit nods happily
<RPharazon> Goddamn. -
#42 Up ↑ /4 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-09-05 11:01 GMT
<jonty-comp> Install faster dammit!
<jonty-comp> It's still on the first bar ._.
<jonty-comp> installing help files in many languages I don't give a crap about
<jonty-comp> I DON'T CARE ABOUT CLEANING MY CD IN RUSSIAN
<Doorslammer> :D
<Doorslammer> New RUSSIAN! CD cleaner
<Doorslammer> Cleans in seconds, look at the sparkle!
<Doorslammer> Quit Stalin, get cleanin'! -
#247 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-01-26 11:47 GMT
[11:44:47] * jonty-comp locks Chrill in a bin
[11:44:51] * Chrill shits in a bin
[11:44:56] * orudge sticks jonty-comp in the bin with Chrill
[11:45:06] * jonty-comp makes out with Chrill
[11:45:16] <Chrill> 2 guys 1 bin
[11:45:22] <jonty-comp> just where I always wanted to lose my virginity