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#150 Up ↑ /5 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-09-19 16:14 GMT
[18:10] <Tenebrae> I had sausage and pamcaeks for breakfast :3
[18:10] <lobster_MB> :o
[18:10] <lobster_MB> breakfast of chamions
[18:10] <Tenebrae> <3 sausage
[18:10] <lobster_MB> *champions
[18:10] <lobster_MB> heh
[18:10] <RPharazon> Snausages!
[18:10] <Tenebrae> troofs!
[18:10] <Tenebrae> cause they were spicy!
[18:10] <lobster_MB> so the Tenebrae loves teh sausage eh
[18:10] * lobster_MB sniggers
[18:10] <Tenebrae> myus
[18:10] <Tenebrae> wait
[18:10] <Tenebrae> lobsterish joke D:
[18:11] <Tenebrae> noooo not like that ;_; -
#136 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-08-19 01:12 GMT
[03:10] <Tenebrae> we're verbally discussing it
[03:10] <lobster_MB> SKYPAN IS MAH HOBBY
[03:10] <Tenebrae> cause it's sort of long winded
[03:10] <lobster_MB> I DO IT
[03:10] <lobster_MB> LIKE A MAD FORESTER
[03:10] <lobster_MB> RUB RUB
[03:10] <lobster_MB> I SEX YOU
[03:10] <lobster_MB> PIKACHU
[03:10] <Tenebrae> what *don't* do you like a mad forester?
[03:10] <lobster_MB> you do have a point there -
#112 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 03:04 GMT
[20:03:44] <lobster> THAT IS AMAZING ORUDGE
[20:03:46] <lobster> DAMN
[20:03:54] <Metalcore> test
[20:03:55] <lobster> HOW CAN I HAS MISSED THAT
[20:03:55] <Metalcore> shit
[20:03:58] <Metalcore> there
[20:04:03] * Tenebrae rolls around in her clean laundry
[20:04:05] <Tenebrae> lolololololol
[20:04:05] <Metalcore> when comes the ameromeet?
[20:04:06] <lobster> ALSO
[20:04:08] <Tenebrae> it smells so goooooooooooooooooooood
[20:04:10] <lobster> EEEENTESTEEEEEEENS -
#111 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 02:53 GMT
[19:48:36] <lobster> SEW ORUDGE'S PENIS TO A SACRO
[19:48:39] <lobster> ah
[19:48:40] <Tenebrae> oh ew
[19:48:42] <lobster> good
[19:48:52] <Tenebrae> I don't think my needles are insured to withstand Sacros
[19:49:10] <orudge> that's not nice
[19:49:13] <orudge> that's not nice at all
[19:49:15] <orudge> :(
[19:49:17] <Tenebrae> :O
[19:49:17] <lobster> pffft
[19:49:24] <Tenebrae> but I'm the nicest person you know!
[19:49:25] <orudge> I'd rather have me penis sewn to a lobster -
#110 Up ↑ /5 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 02:10 GMT
<lobster> i am positively stunned
* Tenebrae takes the mellon and sticks it in lobster's mouth
<Tenebrae> *melon
<lobster> also, she attends the HKU, like i do
<lobster> and alhmmm, hmmm hbwwwmmm hwmmmm
* lobster has a melon in his mouth
<lobster> hwwmmmmm hwmuummhhmmm!
<lobster> HUWMMWWM!!
* orudge sticks lobster in a cupboard
<lobster> HMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMM!
<lobster> HMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
<orudge> http://accessories.euro.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=uk&l=en&cs=ukdhs1&sku=A1662660
<orudge> I have a feeling that should be £1295
<orudge> not £12.95
<lobster> AWHLLLLLLLL LWWWWWHHHHHHHH
<lobster> HHWWWWWWWWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> :D
<Tenebrae> now I know what to do when you start going on about girls!
* Tenebrae rejoices at having found a solution :D
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> myes, myes, we know
* Tenebrae pats lobster's head
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
* orudge removes the melon
<Tenebrae> I'm sure you'll end up sleeping with her soon, yes yes yes
<Tenebrae> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* orudge kisses lobster passionately
<orudge> this'll keep him quiet, too
<Tenebrae> O_O
<Tenebrae> X_X
* lobster wonders why no-one translates that as "I CANT GET AIR"
<orudge> "I NEED AIR" maybe
* lobster fondles orudge vividly
<orudge> :D
* lobster prepares for teh beautiful manlove with orudge
<orudge> right, there is audio to be surfed, back in a minute or five
<orudge> oh
<lobster> OH YOU MEN!!!
<orudge> make love to me while I surf, dear lobster
<Tenebrae> zomgzongzomg
* lobster turns around, insulted