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#249 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-02-04 20:17 GMT
21:14 RPharazon >> I've had this super-powered computer for half a year now
and NOTHING has frozen it.
21:15 RPharazon >> Not even Just Cause 2, Dwarf Fortress, Minecraft,
SMplayer, and a defrag running at the same time slowed it
down.
21:15 RPharazon >> The first time I've had to do a hard shutdown, and it's
because MSE fought with an installer program.
21:15 RPharazon >> It was saying "OI WTF ARE YOU DOING STOP" and the
installer was like "NO I WAS TOLD TO INSTALL FUCK YOU" -
#230 Up ↑ /4 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-07-14 02:25 GMT
<RPharazon> Botsnack.
<Bukkit> :D <-- PUT PIE HERE
<RPharazon> :D
* RPharazon puts pie in the Bukkit's anus
* Bukkit drops peter1138 and takes pie.
<RPharazon> what
<Bukkit> WHAT, IN THE BUTT
<LaSeandre> apt.
<LaSeandre> very apt.
<RPharazon> Did he just add the anus-pie in his inventory?
<LaSeandre> yes.
* Bukkit nods happily
<RPharazon> Goddamn. -
#201 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-14 01:16 GMT
<orudge> It's pootime!
<PeterT> you don't need to annouce that, orudge
<RPharazon> Yes he does!
<RPharazon> It's a law of #tycoonexiles.
<RPharazon> You must call your poops.
<orudge> It shall be epic.
<PeterT> Oh, lord.
<orudge> I'd tweet about it from my iPhone, but, well, that's a bit much.
<RPharazon> EPIC DEFECATION -
#200 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-14 00:42 GMT
<Bukkit> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
<RPharazon> Bukkit: what was that
<Bukkit> RPharazon: That was 'random factoid' (#853): <reply> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
<RPharazon> Bukkit: random factoid <reply> It takes more energy to point that out than to leave me alone.
<Bukkit> Okay, RPharazon. -
#198 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-05-05 21:39 GMT
<Tenebrae> dolphines have s-shaped penises they rub against a person they like
<Tenebrae> in a form of "Well, how do you do today?"
<Tenebrae> it's like a person tipping his hat
<RPharazon> Their penis goes "OHAAAAAAAAAI"
<RPharazon> And then adds a
<RPharazon> [Cute Face Goes Here]
* Bukkit sits on the RPharazon
<Tenebrae> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* Tenebrae hugs the cyootface
<RPharazon> Technically, in that example, you are hugging a dolphin penis.
<Prof_Frink> Cutepenisface?
<Tenebrae> wait what
* RPharazon high-fives Prof_Frink
* Prof_Frink misses, stumbles and crashes through the wall -
#189 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-04-06 02:30 GMT
<RPharazon> :<
<PeterT> :<
<Bukkit> :<
<PeterT> :<
<Bukkit> :<
<RPharazon> POUTANENDSNAO
<Bukkit> :<
<Bukkit> :<
<Bukkit> :<
<Bukkit> :<
<Tenebrae> lol
<Bukkit> :<
<Bukkit> :<
* Bukkit was kicked by Tenebrae (Bukkit)
* Bukkit has joined the channel
<Bukkit> :<
<Bukkit> :< -
#184 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-02-20 19:27 GMT
[18:01] * Tenebrae saves the baguette for a more private tiem
(...)
[18:07] <orudge> [17:01:42] * Tenebrae saves the baguette for a more private tiem <-- was that a funny, or is my mind just too... unclean? D:
[18:08] <jonty-comp> ...
[18:09] <RPharazon> Oh god
[18:09] <RPharazon> What have we done to your innocent naivety, orudge?
[18:09] <Eoin> lol -
#178 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-02-08 00:55 GMT
[01:45] <Tenebrae> lobster_MB, lobster_MB
[01:46] <Tenebrae> I need you to explain something to me
[01:49] <lobster_MB> what, Tenebrae?
[01:49] <Tenebrae> well, well
[01:49] <Tenebrae> I said, to the RPharazon
[01:49] <Tenebrae> "This chicken is really dry"
[01:49] <Tenebrae> since i"m eating grilled chicken
[01:49] <Tenebrae> and then he goes
[01:50] <Tenebrae> "That's what SHE said"
[01:50] <Tenebrae> and lols
[01:50] <Tenebrae> and I figured, well, that doesn't really work
[01:50] <Tenebrae> and he said "it does, if you think about it"
[01:50] <Tenebrae> but I dun get it
[01:50] <Tenebrae> so please explain!
[01:50] <lobster_MB> hahaha
[01:50] <welshdragon> lala
[01:50] <lobster_MB> this is a classic case of something raunchy
[01:50] <Tenebrae> that much I figured
[01:50] <Tenebrae> explain!
[01:50] <RPharazon> No never!
[01:51] <lobster_MB> have you ever heard the nana song "smells like fish, tastes like chicken, you don't know what i've been licking"?
[01:51] <lobster_MB> that should cover the question
[01:51] <Tenebrae> I think I've heard it but I dun get it
[01:51] <lobster_MB> hmmm
[01:51] <lobster_MB> well
[01:51] <Tenebrae> ;_;
[01:52] <Tenebrae> google explained it
[01:52] <Tenebrae> thank you
[01:52] <lobster_MB> hahahahahaha
[01:52] * RPharazon high-fives the lobster_MB
[01:52] <lobster_MB> classic
[01:52] * lobster_MB high-fives the RPharazon back