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#146 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-09-04 21:13 GMT
JameiLei: bah - this girl thinks im lying cause i told her i cant goto her 18th cause im in malaysia
Sacro: JameiLei: girl, 18th
Sacro: let me go
Sacro: hot asian?
JameiLei: shes half asian
JameiLei: absolutely stunning
Sacro: :o
Sacro: would she like 7 inches of brit?
JameiLei: she prefers 10 inches of africa from what i know :( -
#140 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-08-30 21:48 GMT
JameiLei: jolteon: honest to god, buying a jeep is NOT going to get you any more girls. seriously.
JameiLei: i just saw one out the window. oh how i've now got a throbbing erection.
orudge: I just saw JameiLei. Now I've got... wait, no, that'll just get qdb'd. -
#111 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 02:53 GMT
[19:48:36] <lobster> SEW ORUDGE'S PENIS TO A SACRO
[19:48:39] <lobster> ah
[19:48:40] <Tenebrae> oh ew
[19:48:42] <lobster> good
[19:48:52] <Tenebrae> I don't think my needles are insured to withstand Sacros
[19:49:10] <orudge> that's not nice
[19:49:13] <orudge> that's not nice at all
[19:49:15] <orudge> :(
[19:49:17] <Tenebrae> :O
[19:49:17] <lobster> pffft
[19:49:24] <Tenebrae> but I'm the nicest person you know!
[19:49:25] <orudge> I'd rather have me penis sewn to a lobster