<lobster> i am positively stunned
* Tenebrae takes the mellon and sticks it in lobster's mouth
<Tenebrae> *melon
<lobster> also, she attends the HKU, like i do
<lobster> and alhmmm, hmmm hbwwwmmm hwmmmm
* lobster has a melon in his mouth
<lobster> hwwmmmmm hwmuummhhmmm!
<lobster> HUWMMWWM!!
* orudge sticks lobster in a cupboard
<lobster> HMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMM!
<lobster> HMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
<orudge> http://accessories.euro.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=uk&l=en&cs=ukdhs1&sku=A1662660
<orudge> I have a feeling that should be £1295
<orudge> not £12.95
<lobster> AWHLLLLLLLL LWWWWWHHHHHHHH
<lobster> HHWWWWWWWWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> :D
<Tenebrae> now I know what to do when you start going on about girls!
* Tenebrae rejoices at having found a solution :D
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> myes, myes, we know
* Tenebrae pats lobster's head
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
* orudge removes the melon
<Tenebrae> I'm sure you'll end up sleeping with her soon, yes yes yes
<Tenebrae> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* orudge kisses lobster passionately
<orudge> this'll keep him quiet, too
<Tenebrae> O_O
<Tenebrae> X_X
* lobster wonders why no-one translates that as "I CANT GET AIR"
<orudge> "I NEED AIR" maybe
* lobster fondles orudge vividly
<orudge> :D
* lobster prepares for teh beautiful manlove with orudge
<orudge> right, there is audio to be surfed, back in a minute or five
<orudge> oh
<lobster> OH YOU MEN!!!
<orudge> make love to me while I surf, dear lobster
<Tenebrae> zomgzongzomg
* lobster turns around, insulted