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#110 Up ↑ /5 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 02:10 GMT
<lobster> i am positively stunned
* Tenebrae takes the mellon and sticks it in lobster's mouth
<Tenebrae> *melon
<lobster> also, she attends the HKU, like i do
<lobster> and alhmmm, hmmm hbwwwmmm hwmmmm
* lobster has a melon in his mouth
<lobster> hwwmmmmm hwmuummhhmmm!
<lobster> HUWMMWWM!!
* orudge sticks lobster in a cupboard
<lobster> HMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMM!
<lobster> HMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
<orudge> http://accessories.euro.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=uk&l=en&cs=ukdhs1&sku=A1662660
<orudge> I have a feeling that should be £1295
<orudge> not £12.95
<lobster> AWHLLLLLLLL LWWWWWHHHHHHHH
<lobster> HHWWWWWWWWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> :D
<Tenebrae> now I know what to do when you start going on about girls!
* Tenebrae rejoices at having found a solution :D
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> myes, myes, we know
* Tenebrae pats lobster's head
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
* orudge removes the melon
<Tenebrae> I'm sure you'll end up sleeping with her soon, yes yes yes
<Tenebrae> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* orudge kisses lobster passionately
<orudge> this'll keep him quiet, too
<Tenebrae> O_O
<Tenebrae> X_X
* lobster wonders why no-one translates that as "I CANT GET AIR"
<orudge> "I NEED AIR" maybe
* lobster fondles orudge vividly
<orudge> :D
* lobster prepares for teh beautiful manlove with orudge
<orudge> right, there is audio to be surfed, back in a minute or five
<orudge> oh
<lobster> OH YOU MEN!!!
<orudge> make love to me while I surf, dear lobster
<Tenebrae> zomgzongzomg
* lobster turns around, insulted -
#93 Up ↑ /6 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-22 23:40 GMT
<RPharazon> "Common dishes are: mashed potatoes, which are first boiled (usually peeled), and then mashed with milk or yogurt and butter; whole baked potatoes; boiled or steamed potatoes; French-fried potatoes or chips; cut into cubes and roasted; scalloped, diced, or sliced and fried (home fries); grated into small thin strips and fried (hash browns); grated and formed into dumplings, Rsti or potato pancakes. Unlike many foods, potatoes
<lobster_MB> suck?" -
#64 Up ↑ /14 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-09-29 00:09 GMT
<GoneWacko> What makes you think I have not had sex with an incredible amount of women?! :O
<lobster> for one, the fact that you are a virgin
<GoneWacko> Pfft.
<GoneWacko> You are just narrowminded.
<GoneWacko> I don't see how being a virgin means I've never slept with a woman.
<GoneWacko> wait.
<lobster> well...
<GoneWacko> now I'm just sounding horribly gay.
<welshdragon> STOP
<Sacro> GoneWacko: yes
<lobster> could've been men as well
<Sacro> HAMMERZEIT
<GoneWacko> OKAY YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT LOBSTER I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE INDEED THANK YOU -
#20 Up ↑ /14 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-08-15 22:26 GMT
[02:35] <RPharazon> She isn't taken seriously, but she is noticed.
[02:35] <RPharazon> Most likely because she lacks a penis due to being female.
[02:35] <Tenebrae> ^.^
[02:35] <Tenebrae> wait what
[02:35] <Chrill> #tycoon - more members than penises -
#61 Up ↑ /7 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-09-26 02:06 GMT
02:05:13 < lobster> oooh, Federer won!
02:05:19 < lobster> and he looks all giggly
02:05:26 < Tenebrae> Federer has cooties
02:05:48 < lobster> oh shush. i had an debate with the Jet about who is the more attractive tennis player
02:05:53 < Tenebrae> LoL
02:05:56 < Tenebrae> who did she vote for?
02:06:08 < lobster> i said Federer, but she preferred that Spanish homosexual
02:06:13 < lobster> Nadal t'is
02:06:20 < Tenebrae> Nadal is not homosexual, is he?
02:06:26 < Tenebrae> and also, yah, he's hotter than Federer
02:06:27 < lobster> ah yes
02:06:28 < Tenebrae> who has cooties
02:06:31 < lobster> and no
02:06:33 < lobster> NO
02:06:36 < lobster> you're wrong
02:06:45 < lobster> YOU WOMEN DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SEXY MEN
02:06:52 <+Lakie> Lol -
#175 Up ↑ /45 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-01-15 09:02 GMT
05:40 <Markk> What is the name of the original soundfile?
05:41 <dihedral> gnah .....
05:41 <dihedral> do you know google?
05:41 <dihedral> do you know wiki.openttd.org
05:41 <Markk> Haha, sorry mate
05:41 <dihedral> do you know readme.txt
05:42 <rane> how_to_be_an_ass_on_irc.txt
05:42 <Markk> :D