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#119 Up ↑ /2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-04-12 22:50 GMT
[23:48:00] <Andel> I'd offer Anna but I don't think you'd be her dream sleep companion
[23:48:11] <Andel> for the reason of - you don't produce milk.
[23:48:37] * Ameecher produces man milk
[23:48:41] <Ameecher> oh god that's wrong
[23:48:42] <Andel> you're disgusting -
#71 Up ↑ /2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-02 20:54 GMT
<Nite_Owl> At any party, if you watch closely, about every 10 minutes or so the conversation just stops and everything goes quite for a short period of time. I have noticed that the same thing applies online.
<lobster> not if everyone's drunk
<lobster> like the kind of parties i go to
<Prof_Frink> Nite_Owl: This is the internet. We're all off looking at pr0n.
<lobster> that actually could be a tagline for the Internet
<lobster> "This is the internet. We're all of looking at porn."
<lobster> you can add "Please go away."
<Prof_Frink> Just hang a sign on Google.
<Prof_Frink> "Gone wankin'"