[23:18:36] <+Andel> WOWOW
<+Prof_Frink> Andel: Don't use those letters!
<+Prof_Frink> You'll trigger a relapse!
<+Andel> for who?
<+Prof_Frink> patchman.
<@patchman> brb, reinstalling WoW
<+Andel> oh dear...
<+Andel> whoops

<Andel> The bible has some good stuff in it
<GoneWacko> What have you been hiding in the bible, then?
<Andel> Jack Daniels

Notes: Actually on MSN, but through black magic I converted it to look like IRC!

05:40 <Markk> What is the name of the original soundfile?
05:41 <dihedral> gnah .....  
05:41 <dihedral> do you know google?
05:41 <dihedral> do you know wiki.openttd.org
05:41 <Markk> Haha, sorry mate
05:41 <dihedral> do you know readme.txt
05:42 <rane> how_to_be_an_ass_on_irc.txt
05:42 <Markk> :D

Notes: How to give help as an ass on irc ?

02:05:13 < lobster> oooh, Federer won!
02:05:19 < lobster> and he looks all giggly
02:05:26 < Tenebrae> Federer has cooties
02:05:48 < lobster> oh shush. i had an debate with the Jet about who is the more attractive tennis player
02:05:53 < Tenebrae> LoL
02:05:56 < Tenebrae> who did she vote for?
02:06:08 < lobster> i said Federer, but she preferred that Spanish homosexual
02:06:13 < lobster> Nadal t'is
02:06:20 < Tenebrae> Nadal is not homosexual, is he?
02:06:26 < Tenebrae> and also, yah, he's hotter than Federer
02:06:27 < lobster> ah yes
02:06:28 < Tenebrae> who has cooties
02:06:31 < lobster> and no
02:06:33 < lobster> NO
02:06:36 < lobster> you're wrong
02:06:45 < lobster> YOU WOMEN DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SEXY MEN
02:06:52 <+Lakie> Lol

Notes: Tennis dispute.

<Capn_Frink> Arr, we should mutiny and sail th' channel back to the safe haven of freenode!
<Bjarni> mutany is where you kill the captain....
<Capn_Frink> Aye.
<Capn_Frink> Oh, cock

Notes: official speak like a pirate day

22:16 < XeryusTC> no you wont
22:16 < jonty-comp> *won't
22:16 < XeryusTC> im irreplacable
22:16 < jonty-comp> *I'm
22:16 < XeryusTC> :/
22:16 < jonty-comp> *:\
22:16  * XeryusTC slaps Johnmit
22:17 < jonty-comp> *jonty-comp
22:17 < Johnmit>   w00t!

<RPharazon> "Common dishes are: mashed potatoes, which are first boiled (usually peeled), and then mashed with milk or yogurt and butter; whole baked potatoes; boiled or steamed potatoes; French-fried potatoes or chips; cut into cubes and roasted; scalloped, diced, or sliced and fried (home fries); grated into small thin strips and fried (hash browns); grated and formed into dumplings, Rsti or potato pancakes. Unlike many foods, potatoes
<lobster_MB> suck?"

Notes: A potato dispute.

<GoneWacko> What makes you think I have not had sex with an incredible amount of women?! :O
 <lobster> for one, the fact that you are a virgin
 <GoneWacko> Pfft.
 <GoneWacko> You are just narrowminded.
 <GoneWacko> I don't see how being a virgin means I've never slept with a woman.
 <GoneWacko> wait.
 <lobster> well...
 <GoneWacko> now I'm just sounding horribly gay.
 <welshdragon> STOP
 <Sacro> GoneWacko: yes
 <lobster> could've been men as well
 <Sacro> HAMMERZEIT
 <GoneWacko> OKAY YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT LOBSTER I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE INDEED THANK YOU

Notes: A dispute on the WINE convention's amount of female attendees.

[02:35] <RPharazon> She isn't taken seriously, but she is noticed.
[02:35] <RPharazon> Most likely because she lacks a penis due to being female.
[02:35] <Tenebrae> ^.^
[02:35] <Tenebrae> wait what
[02:35] <Chrill> #tycoon - more members than penises

00:44:12 < Eoin> but sadly i cant draw
00:44:13 < Eoin> for crap
00:44:19 <+Andel> you might need to take ownership of some folders though
00:44:30 <+Andel> Eoin: you might wanna start with the basics
00:44:33 <+Andel> and then go from there
00:44:41 < Eoin> the basics being?
00:47:15 < Eoin> Andel  what basics
00:47:31 <+Andel> Learn to fucking draw.

Notes: Andel teaches Eoin the truth about the basics.

Ameecher: oh balls
Ameecher: turn off the laptop for installation of drivers to take effect and it won't restart
Ameecher: it's dead!
shinaku: Sounds like a buffer overrun the UXL, happens from time to time when you install kernel based modular device driver sub systems
shinaku: I'm assuming this is XP or Vista, yeah?
Ameecher: XP yes
• shinaku nods
Ameecher: and the way round this is?
shinaku: What you want to do is hold it upside down and shake it SOFTLY
Ameecher: you're shitting me
shinaku: the problem is that most laptops have power saving shit
shinaku: which hold drivers in ram
shinaku: if you shake it softly you'll disconnect/reconnect a pin or two on the ram
shinaku: which will cause it to do an error check
Ameecher: holy cow
Ameecher: that actually worked
shinaku: :]
Ameecher: crikey :D
Ameecher: cheers!
shinaku: np
Ameecher: excellent all now works! :D

<lobster> i am positively stunned
* Tenebrae takes the mellon and sticks it in lobster's mouth
<Tenebrae> *melon
<lobster> also, she attends the HKU, like i do
<lobster> and alhmmm, hmmm hbwwwmmm hwmmmm
* lobster has a melon in his mouth
<lobster> hwwmmmmm hwmuummhhmmm!
<lobster> HUWMMWWM!!
* orudge sticks lobster in a cupboard
<lobster> HMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMM!
<lobster> HMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
<orudge> http://accessories.euro.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=uk&l=en&cs=ukdhs1&sku=A1662660
<orudge> I have a feeling that should be £1295
<orudge> not £12.95
<lobster> AWHLLLLLLLL LWWWWWHHHHHHHH
<lobster> HHWWWWWWWWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> :D
<Tenebrae> now I know what to do when you start going on about girls!
* Tenebrae rejoices at having found a solution :D
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> myes, myes, we know
* Tenebrae pats lobster's head
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
* orudge removes the melon
<Tenebrae> I'm sure you'll end up sleeping with her soon, yes yes yes
<Tenebrae> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* orudge kisses lobster passionately
<orudge> this'll keep him quiet, too
<Tenebrae> O_O
<Tenebrae> X_X
* lobster wonders why no-one translates that as "I CANT GET AIR"
<orudge> "I NEED AIR" maybe
* lobster fondles orudge vividly
<orudge> :D
* lobster prepares for teh beautiful manlove with orudge
<orudge> right, there is audio to be surfed, back in a minute or five
<orudge> oh
<lobster> OH YOU MEN!!!
<orudge> make love to me while I surf, dear lobster
<Tenebrae> zomgzongzomg
* lobster turns around, insulted

Notes: A rather long yet entertaining story about manlove, melons and a crustacean that loves the women perhaps a tad too much.

<Brianetta> I'm a-getting married tomorrow
<Brianetta> muahahaha
<Brianetta> then NOTHING can stop me
<orudge> :)
<orudge> heh
<Brianetta> except, perhaps, my wife

<lobster> yet again, there's a vast difference between civilized Dutchlands, and the rabbit-fornicating Britonic island of sodomy

<GoneWacko> (I would posit that my friends ARE nerds, but I guess Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec leo lacus, dignissim id fermentum sed, eleifend at nunc. Cras convallis leo in leo suscipit suscipit. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Maecenas at nisi velit. Donec id enim lacus. Vestibulum ullamcorper turpis et metus gravida sit amet condimentum ligula lacinia. Curabitur nisl
<GoneWacko> woops

Notes: <GoneWacko> accidental paste of lorem ipsum

<RPharazon> Botsnack.
<Bukkit> :D <-- PUT PIE HERE
<RPharazon> :D
* RPharazon puts pie in the Bukkit's anus
* Bukkit drops peter1138 and takes pie.
<RPharazon> what
<Bukkit> WHAT, IN THE BUTT
<LaSeandre> apt.
<LaSeandre> very apt.
<RPharazon> Did he just add the anus-pie in his inventory?
<LaSeandre> yes.
* Bukkit nods happily
<RPharazon> Goddamn.

Notes: Never underestimate Bukkit's capability to be aptly disturbing.

<jonty-comp> Install faster dammit!
<jonty-comp> It's still on the first bar ._.
<jonty-comp> installing help files in many languages I don't give a crap about
<jonty-comp> I DON'T CARE ABOUT CLEANING MY CD IN RUSSIAN
<Doorslammer> :D
<Doorslammer> New RUSSIAN! CD cleaner
<Doorslammer> Cleans in seconds, look at the sparkle!
<Doorslammer> Quit Stalin, get cleanin'!

[22:00:22] <orudge> GoneWacko would know
[22:00:27] <orudge> he's "with the kids" like that
[22:00:33] <Lakie> Hehe
[22:00:58] <jonty-comp> and in other ways too
[22:01:10] <Andel> jonty-comp: were you a victim>

18:30:40 < meow> GoneWacko, motivate me
18:54:30 < meow> Off the gym it is
18:54:31 -!- meow has quit [Quit: Leaving]
18:58:30 <@GoneWacko> man I'm good

[16:28:38] <Tenebrae`> you're the only one who understands me, Bukkit
[16:28:39] <Bukkit> I don't know anything about that.

[11:44:47] * jonty-comp locks Chrill in a bin
[11:44:51] * Chrill shits in a bin
[11:44:56] * orudge sticks jonty-comp in the bin with Chrill
[11:45:06] * jonty-comp makes out with Chrill
[11:45:16] <Chrill> 2 guys 1 bin
[11:45:22] <jonty-comp> just where I always wanted to lose my virginity

<Chrill> or, to quote my English teacher: "Going to America will make your English worse"

[01:45]  <Tenebrae> lobster_MB, lobster_MB
[01:46]  <Tenebrae> I need you to explain something to me
[01:49]  <lobster_MB> what, Tenebrae?
[01:49]  <Tenebrae> well, well
[01:49]  <Tenebrae> I said, to the RPharazon
[01:49]  <Tenebrae> "This chicken is really dry"
[01:49]  <Tenebrae> since i"m eating grilled chicken
[01:49]  <Tenebrae> and then he goes
[01:50]  <Tenebrae> "That's what SHE said"
[01:50]  <Tenebrae> and lols
[01:50]  <Tenebrae> and I figured, well, that doesn't really work
[01:50]  <Tenebrae> and he said "it does, if you think about it"
[01:50]  <Tenebrae> but I dun get it
[01:50]  <Tenebrae> so please explain!
[01:50]  <lobster_MB> hahaha
[01:50]  <welshdragon> lala
[01:50]  <lobster_MB> this is a classic case of something raunchy
[01:50]  <Tenebrae> that much I figured
[01:50]  <Tenebrae> explain!
[01:50]  <RPharazon> No never!
[01:51]  <lobster_MB> have you ever heard the nana song "smells like fish, tastes like chicken, you don't know what i've been licking"?
[01:51]  <lobster_MB> that should cover the question
[01:51]  <Tenebrae> I think I've heard it but I dun get it
[01:51]  <lobster_MB> hmmm
[01:51]  <lobster_MB> well
[01:51]  <Tenebrae> ;_;
[01:52]  <Tenebrae> google explained it
[01:52]  <Tenebrae> thank you
[01:52]  <lobster_MB> hahahahahaha
[01:52]  * RPharazon high-fives the lobster_MB
[01:52]  <lobster_MB> classic
[01:52]  * lobster_MB high-fives the RPharazon back

Notes: Classic dispute involving the female genitalia.

10:04 <George> OTTD resources usage question.
10:04 <George> What is it better - to heve more sprites or to have more assembled graphics?
10:05 <George> For example
10:05 <Eddi|zuHause> you're not going to run into the sprite limit, if that's what you're asking
10:06 <George> If I have a house, that has a fly about it, than what is better?
10:06 <George> 1) to have 10 sprites of a house
10:07 <George> 2) to have 2 sprites (a house and a fly) and 10 pseudosprites to assemble them into one image
10:07 <Muxy> fly tox will solve your problem
10:07 <George> It is not a joke
10:07 <George> I'm trying to improve ARVs NFO

JameiLei: bah - this girl thinks im lying cause i told her i cant goto her 18th cause im in malaysia
Sacro: JameiLei: girl, 18th
Sacro: let me go
Sacro: hot asian?
JameiLei: shes half asian
JameiLei: absolutely stunning
Sacro: :o
Sacro: would she like 7 inches of brit?
JameiLei: she prefers 10 inches of africa from what i know :(

<Nite_Owl> In the comic books Tony Stark was a much darker, more brooding, and self absorbed character
<GoneWacko> So you're a racist, is that it?
<GoneWacko> The colour of his skin was better in the comic books?
<GoneWacko> HUH?
<GoneWacko> HUH?
<Nite_Owl> darker in personality

Notes: A dispute on Iron Man.

* Tenebrae hungers for sausage
<lobster> if that's not worth an innuendo i don't know what is
<Tenebrae> silly lobster

Notes: A sausage related innuendo.

<lobster> hubble loves the cock
<Eoin> hubble loves the cock
<lobster> hubble loves the cock!
<Eoin> hubble loves the cockbuster
<jolteon> How do I kill X without loosing my terminal window.
<hubble> kill jack
<hubble> Eoin loves the cock !
<Eoin> NOO

Notes: A dispute about loving the male chicken, featuring the dandy bot hubble.

< Tenebrae> sometimes they can be up to... say, 8 inches long
< Tenebrae> maybe 2.5-3 inches in diameter

<Nite_Owl> poke lobster
<GoneWacko> oh I did more than that
<GoneWacko> IF YOU GET MY MEANING
<Nite_Owl> sadly yes

Notes: A poking dispute.

<Tenebrae> I know but I'm at work with a migraine D:
* Nite_Owl thought Tenebrae was a little quieter then usual
 <Tenebrae> observant Nite_Owl is observant
 <lobster> migrainic Tenebrae is migrainic
 <Tenebrae> I cause migraines? D:
 <lobster> no, migration
 <Tenebrae> T_T

Notes: A dispute about Tenebrae's migraine causing mass migration.

20:40:24 < peter1138> Someone! Do a radio show!
20:40:29 -!- orudge is now known as Someone
20:40:31 <@Someone> Bugger off!
20:40:33 -!- Someone is now known as orudge
20:41:24 -!- Prof_Frink is now known as off
20:41:30 <+off> Please don't
-!- off is now known as Prof_Frink

<Doorslammer> Shinaku, got a message for you
* Sacro|MB goes for a shit, shower and shave
<Doorslammer> End of message

< Eddi|zuHause> which is rather *insert dreaded r word here*
<@peter1138> Rubbish?
< Prof_Frink> rudge?

<@GoneWacko> immature can be fun!
<+Prof_Frink> That's what Gary Glitter said.

[00:36] <+Brianetta> I just twigged that Noetloj is Jolteon. Noetloj: You were less annoying as Jolteon, I seem to remember.
[00:36] <Noetloj> Swell
[00:36] <+Brianetta> See?
[00:36] <Noetloj> Fuck off.
[00:36] <Eoin> and Jolteon was captain pokemon :P
[00:36] <Noetloj> and take Eoin with you
[00:36] <+Brianetta> Point made.
[00:36] * Noetloj (~105Adam@5ad420eb.bb.sky.com) Quit (Quit: fucknig twats)

<dragonhorseboy> mind telling me how to have a navigator bar on left side that stays there regarding of how long the text to right is going to scroll down?
<jonty-comp> JavaScript
<marcf> frames
<GoneWacko> css

16:00 <RPharazon> ROBOBOY
16:00 <RPharazon> YOUR ISP SUCKS
16:01 * Quits: RPharazon (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

18:18 < weirdy> How do I encode to flac?
18:18 <@orudge> use a FLAC encoder
18:18 <@orudge> such as `flac'

14:40 <orudge> I can't say I discriminate against any particular user
14:41 <Aegir> orudge: I can!

<@jonty-comp> swedish motorways are bumpy :(
<@GoneWacko> So are their chests
<@GoneWacko> BOOOOOM
<@orudge> woo

Notes: The woo may not have been in response to the ingenious remark made by the sexy man known as GoneWacko, but you wouldn't know that unless I told you!

14 @ orudge >> I'm really very chuffed :D
18:16   Tenebrae` >> chuffed
18:16   Tenebrae` >> ?
18:16   Bukkit >> !
18:16 @ orudge >> yes, chuffed!
18:16 @ orudge >> [17:03:02] <orudge> How very wonderful :D
18:16 @ orudge >> [17:03:05] <orudge> wallyweb's box just arrived!
18:16 @ orudge >> if you're not familiar with the word itself, it means
                  "pleased"
18:17  * Tenebrae` nods
18:17  * Bukkit holds onto Tenebrae`'s head and nods also.
18:17   Tenebrae` >> thank you
18:17   Bukkit >> You're welcome
18:17   Tenebrae` >> Bukkit, taking credit for other people's work is not nice
18:17   Bukkit >> Okay, Tenebrae`.
18:17   Tenebrae` >> -_-'''
18:17 @ orudge >> taking credit for other people's work
18:17   Bukkit >> taking credit for other people's work is not nice
18:17 @ orudge >> very good, Bukkit
18:17   Tenebrae` >> at least he learned.

[21:58] <@orudge> I should get myself a sack
[21:58] <@orudge> so that I can empty the contents of my sack all over Jen's living room tomorrow

04:59 <GoneWacko> as far as the compliments go, Tenebrae, be sure to hang on to them, I'm bound to demand them back when I'm in a bad mood
05:00 <Tenebrae> GoneWacko, no problem!
05:00 <Tenebrae> I'm good at giving compliments to people in a bad mood
05:00 <Tenebrae> go on, try me
05:00 <GoneWacko> I'm in a bad mood :(
05:01 <Tenebrae> GoneWacko, your cynicism and witty distaste for grammar is sexy

Notes: Compliment flinging

[18:56] <xiong> I think you may be taking what I say in an ironic or sarcastic vein. Please be assured that I hardly ever speak in this way. It's hard enough for me to be clear; I don't willfully obfuscate.

13:03 < LaSeandre> ahh, Mr Lobster. I've been expecting you.
13:06  * Bukkit humps LaSeandre

* RPharazon shoots the orudge in the eye with a lobster penis
<orudge> yum
<orudge> I guess

Notes: Orudge is ambivalent about the lobster's love.

<TrueBrain> and I am still annoyed my dune2 doesn't run correctly :(
<Noldo_> what are you trying to do with it?
<TrueBrain> run it correctly

[23:48:00] <Andel> I'd offer Anna but I don't think you'd be her dream sleep companion
[23:48:11] <Andel> for the reason of - you don't produce milk.
[23:48:37] * Ameecher produces man milk
[23:48:41] <Ameecher> oh god that's wrong
[23:48:42] <Andel> you're disgusting

<lobster_MB> no no no no
<Tenebrae> blonde guy...
<lobster_MB> the lazy one
<Tenebrae> OH!
<Tenebrae> YES!
<lobster_MB> yes
<Tenebrae> Yes.
<Tenebrae> I know who you mean

Notes: A dispute on FMA, with a lot of "yes".