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#140 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-08-30 21:48 GMT
JameiLei: jolteon: honest to god, buying a jeep is NOT going to get you any more girls. seriously.
JameiLei: i just saw one out the window. oh how i've now got a throbbing erection.
orudge: I just saw JameiLei. Now I've got... wait, no, that'll just get qdb'd. -
#123 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-04-28 20:14 GMT
[21:12] * orudge back in a bit
[21:12] <jonty-comp> orudge is going for a poo, don't you know.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> A solid waz.
[21:12] <@orudge> no
[21:12] <Vemarkis> You crazy britons, talking about poo all the time.
[21:12] <@orudge> a waz is quite liquid
[21:12] <@orudge> YOU FOOL.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> HENCE THE DESCRIPTOR "SOLID"
[21:13] <@orudge> BUT THEN IT'S NOT A WAZ
[21:13] <@orudge> you wazzock
[21:13] <@orudge> :D
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> IT IS
[21:13] * orudge toodles off, really
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> BECAUSE IT IS ALL FROM THE SAME PLACE
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> NOT OFFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> There. -
#111 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 02:53 GMT
[19:48:36] <lobster> SEW ORUDGE'S PENIS TO A SACRO
[19:48:39] <lobster> ah
[19:48:40] <Tenebrae> oh ew
[19:48:42] <lobster> good
[19:48:52] <Tenebrae> I don't think my needles are insured to withstand Sacros
[19:49:10] <orudge> that's not nice
[19:49:13] <orudge> that's not nice at all
[19:49:15] <orudge> :(
[19:49:17] <Tenebrae> :O
[19:49:17] <lobster> pffft
[19:49:24] <Tenebrae> but I'm the nicest person you know!
[19:49:25] <orudge> I'd rather have me penis sewn to a lobster -
#110 Up ↑ /5 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-13 02:10 GMT
<lobster> i am positively stunned
* Tenebrae takes the mellon and sticks it in lobster's mouth
<Tenebrae> *melon
<lobster> also, she attends the HKU, like i do
<lobster> and alhmmm, hmmm hbwwwmmm hwmmmm
* lobster has a melon in his mouth
<lobster> hwwmmmmm hwmuummhhmmm!
<lobster> HUWMMWWM!!
* orudge sticks lobster in a cupboard
<lobster> HMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMM!
<lobster> HMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
<orudge> http://accessories.euro.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=uk&l=en&cs=ukdhs1&sku=A1662660
<orudge> I have a feeling that should be £1295
<orudge> not £12.95
<lobster> AWHLLLLLLLL LWWWWWHHHHHHHH
<lobster> HHWWWWWWWWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> :D
<Tenebrae> now I know what to do when you start going on about girls!
* Tenebrae rejoices at having found a solution :D
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> myes, myes, we know
* Tenebrae pats lobster's head
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
* orudge removes the melon
<Tenebrae> I'm sure you'll end up sleeping with her soon, yes yes yes
<Tenebrae> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* orudge kisses lobster passionately
<orudge> this'll keep him quiet, too
<Tenebrae> O_O
<Tenebrae> X_X
* lobster wonders why no-one translates that as "I CANT GET AIR"
<orudge> "I NEED AIR" maybe
* lobster fondles orudge vividly
<orudge> :D
* lobster prepares for teh beautiful manlove with orudge
<orudge> right, there is audio to be surfed, back in a minute or five
<orudge> oh
<lobster> OH YOU MEN!!!
<orudge> make love to me while I surf, dear lobster
<Tenebrae> zomgzongzomg
* lobster turns around, insulted -
#109 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-01-10 22:28 GMT
<welshdragon> i have cold feet on my back :s
<Jolteon> ..wait what.
<Jolteon> You have cold feet on your back?
<Jolteon> Just where everyone keeps their feet!
<jonty-comp> welshdragon: you must be flexible then
<orudge_> I often keep my feet on welshdragon's back
<orudge_> and my arms on jonty-comp's front
<orudge_> wait, no
<jonty-comp> no. -
#70 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-10-02 09:07 GMT
<orudge> Guten Morgen
<Metalcore> Morgen.
<Metalcore> Wie geht es an diesen schoenen Morgen dir?
<Metalcore> er, -an
<Metalcore> Mein Deutsch ist etwas rostig.
<orudge> you are a banana of the very highest order.
<Metalcore> really.
<orudge> apparently.
<Doorslammer> Cor
<Metalcore> why's that
<Doorslammer> Oh no, thats apple
<Metalcore> in what?
<Doorslammer> Lot of questions from the blue corner...
* welshdragon blues out Doorslammer -
#66 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-09-29 17:44 GMT
20:40:24 < peter1138> Someone! Do a radio show!
20:40:29 -!- orudge is now known as Someone
20:40:31 <@Someone> Bugger off!
20:40:33 -!- Someone is now known as orudge
20:41:24 -!- Prof_Frink is now known as off
20:41:30 <+off> Please don't
-!- off is now known as Prof_Frink -
#60 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-09-24 21:21 GMT
[22:20:32] <Jolteon> 2 is a few, 3 is a couple
[22:20:35] <Jolteon> as far I got told..
[22:20:37] <orudge> 3 is a couple?
[22:20:44] <Jolteon> er
[22:20:44] <Prof_Frink> Wahey!
[22:20:45] <orudge> do you not mean 2 is a couple, and 3 is a few?
[22:20:45] <jonty-comp> four's a crowd!