[02:35] <RPharazon> She isn't taken seriously, but she is noticed.
[02:35] <RPharazon> Most likely because she lacks a penis due to being female.
[02:35] <Tenebrae> ^.^
[02:35] <Tenebrae> wait what
[02:35] <Chrill> #tycoon - more members than penises

22:16 < XeryusTC> no you wont
22:16 < jonty-comp> *won't
22:16 < XeryusTC> im irreplacable
22:16 < jonty-comp> *I'm
22:16 < XeryusTC> :/
22:16 < jonty-comp> *:\
22:16  * XeryusTC slaps Johnmit
22:17 < jonty-comp> *jonty-comp
22:17 < Johnmit>   w00t!

<nicholas_>  does anyone speak C++ ?
<Alberth> not native
<TrueBrain> fluent!

15:28  * Sacro wonders who to hug
15:29 < JamieLei> i heard Jolteon likes hugs and is incredibly gay
15:29  * Jolteon <==
15:29 < Jolteon> damn, JamieLei got in before me.
15:29 < Jolteon> oh fuuu

Notes: Bad timing there, Jolteon.

* jonty-comp is now playing: Martin O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori - On a Pale Horse (from Halo)
<jonty-comp> That's better
<+Prof_Frink> Hello, is that rentacannon? Yeah, I need some in about 15 minutes. Thanks.
<Doorslammer> Dont accidentally phone rentacanon like I just did :S
* Doorslammer has Mass conducted in his kitchen

<lobster_MB> no no no no
<Tenebrae> blonde guy...
<lobster_MB> the lazy one
<Tenebrae> OH!
<Tenebrae> YES!
<lobster_MB> yes
<Tenebrae> Yes.
<Tenebrae> I know who you mean

Notes: A dispute on FMA, with a lot of "yes".

[18:45] <Jolteon> Your fucking dad is a bad mood
[18:45] <lolman> Jolteon, you know my dad then? She enjoyed your mom very much
[18:46] <lobster_MB> lolfail
[18:46] <jonty-comp> LOLMAN'S DAD IS A SHE

* jonty-comp pats Noetloj and gives him a cat biscuit
<Noetloj> D:
<Noetloj> I'm more dog like than cat like D:

18:30:40 < meow> GoneWacko, motivate me
18:54:30 < meow> Off the gym it is
18:54:31 -!- meow has quit [Quit: Leaving]
18:58:30 <@GoneWacko> man I'm good

<Singaporekid> Hah! I don't get quoted!

the skins off them
21:46 <@orudge> I like the skins :(
21:47 <+jonty-comp> the skins can be weird depending on the expensiveness of
                    the sausage, but without them it's weirder
21:47 <+jonty-comp> also, that's what she said
21:47 <@orudge> well, quite
21:48 < Sacro> perhaps your granded is jewish
21:48 < Sacro> and must therefore have his sausage circumcised

<CaptObvious> is there an easier way to upgrade rail->monorail or monorail->maglev than manually replacing all of my trains?
<|Jeroen|> can't it be done with autoreplace ?
<Xaroth> how do you want to fit a monorail train into a maglev depot?
<|Jeroen|> brute force

[20:12]  * Tenebrae` gives lobster_MB with telepathy
[20:12]  <Tenebrae`> *-with
[20:15]  <lobster_MB> that would be quality awesome
[20:16]  <Tenebrae`> yeah it would be!
[20:16]  <Tenebrae`> but, but
[20:16]  <Tenebrae`> selective telepathy
[20:16]  <Tenebrae`> there are some pervy people in this world
[20:16]  <Tenebrae`> do not want insight into their brains ._.
[20:17]  * Prof_Frink thinks pervy thoughts at Tenebrae`
[20:17]  <lobster_MB> hahaha
[20:17]  <lobster_MB> hmmyes
[20:19]  <Tenebrae`> what no D:
[20:19]  * Tenebrae` dies
[20:22]  * Prof_Frink thinks pervier thoughts at Tenebrae`'s corpse
[20:24]  * lobster_MB thinks extremely pervy thoughts about Prof_Frink thinking pervy thoughts at Tenebrae`'s corpse
[20:25]  * Lakie (~Lakie@91.84.251.149) has joined #houseoffun
[20:27]  * Lakie pounces on a Tenebrae`.
[20:28]  <Tenebrae`> :D
[20:29]  * Tenebrae` puts Lakie on her head to shield her from the pervy Prof_Frink and lobster_MB
[20:29]  <Tenebrae`> You can not penetrate the innocence and naivety that is Lakie!!
[20:29]  <Tenebrae`> wait..
[20:29]  <Tenebrae`> gah that came out horrible D:
[20:29]  <Lakie> Uh, what?

Notes: A dispute about pervy thoughts and the implementations upon it with regards to telepathy.

[18:01]  * Tenebrae saves the baguette for a more private tiem
(...)
[18:07]  <orudge> [17:01:42] * Tenebrae saves the baguette for a more private tiem <-- was that a funny, or is my mind just too... unclean? D:
[18:08]  <jonty-comp> ...
[18:09]  <RPharazon> Oh god
[18:09]  <RPharazon> What have we done to your innocent naivety, orudge?
[18:09]  <Eoin> lol

Notes: A dispute about orifices and baguettes.

<lobster> yet again, there's a vast difference between civilized Dutchlands, and the rabbit-fornicating Britonic island of sodomy

< jonty-comp> !norks
<+Andel> http://www.owenrudge.net/various/n37108819_32387967_8981.jpg

<@orudge> I try to clean it up every now and then

[01:13]  * welshdragon gives Bukkit some cock
[01:13]  * Bukkit now contains some cock.
[01:13]  <welshdragon> how... disturbing
[01:13]  <welshdragon> not a mental image i really wanted

Notes: These bots like to give you a mind****

<@GoneWacko> immature can be fun!
<+Prof_Frink> That's what Gary Glitter said.

<Capn_Frink> Arr, we should mutiny and sail th' channel back to the safe haven of freenode!
<Bjarni> mutany is where you kill the captain....
<Capn_Frink> Aye.
<Capn_Frink> Oh, cock

Notes: official speak like a pirate day

<Lakie> Night All.
<lobster_MB> i have 0.1 gram pills
* Lakie 's opengl lighting fails badly
<lobster_MB> a friend of mine gets 3 gram pills
<lobster_MB> he sleeps like a baby on 'em though
<RPharazon> Night, Lakie.
<RPharazon> Have fun programming.
<Chrill> RPharazon, praise the Lord and pass the ammunation
<Tenebrae> I
<Tenebrae> LOVE
<Tenebrae> PUMPKIN
<Tenebrae> PIE
* Tenebrae omnomnomnonmonmonmomnomnom
<Chrill> I
<Chrill> CAN
<Chrill> SPELL
<Chrill> ONE
<Chrill> WORD
<RPharazon> Welcome to the club, Tenebrae.
<Chrill> PER
<Chrill> LINE
<RPharazon> C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
<Lakie> ...
* Lakie has quit IRC (Quit: Sleep.)

Notes: Lakie gets confused and leaves. Fun times.

16:00 <RPharazon> ROBOBOY
16:00 <RPharazon> YOUR ISP SUCKS
16:01 * Quits: RPharazon (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

* Lakie (~Lakie@91.84.251.149) has joined #tycoonexiles
* lobster_MB has quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
* Tenebrae` pounces on Lakie
* Tenebrae` scrambles up to the top of his head
* Tenebrae` hides and sits eating her pb samweej
<Lakie> Hi Tenebrae`.
* Lakie continues to wonder why he has a constant numb pins'n'needles in his right hand though.
<Tenebrae`> D:
<Tenebrae`> you're not having a stroke, are you D:
<Lakie> Don't think so
* peter1138 strokes lakie
<Lakie> ...
<Tenebrae`> ...

Notes: Helpful peter1138 is... helpful :|

03:12:03 < welshdragon> and maybe play... if natalie stays the way she is
»» 03:12:17 < welshdragon> (sleeping)
»» 03:12:30 < Eoin> now
»» 03:12:33 < Eoin> i either blow up
»» 03:12:35 < Eoin> or not
»» 03:15:47 < Eoin> so i have broke my old pc
»» 03:15:48 < Eoin> yay
»» 03:16:02 < welshdragon> oh dear
»» 03:16:13 < welshdragon> what's up with it?
»» 03:16:25 < Eoin> it wont... well
»» 03:16:26 < Eoin> power up
»» 03:16:33 < Eoin> no beeps
»» 03:16:34 < Eoin> no lights
»» 03:16:36 < Eoin> just nowt
»» 03:16:45 < welshdragon> dead PSU then
»» 03:16:52 < welshdragon> or dead cable
»» 03:16:54 < Eoin> well
»» 03:17:00 < Eoin> the PSU worked before :D
»» 03:17:08 < welshdragon> dead cable
»» 03:17:36 < welshdragon> Eoin: LOAD UR SERVER
»» 03:17:40 < Eoin> HOLD ON
»» 03:17:44 < welshdragon> NATALIE IS WAKING
»» 03:17:45 < Eoin> im trying my monitors cable
»» 03:17:57 < welshdragon> I MAY ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES LEFT TO LIVE
»» 03:18:01 < Eoin> SHIT
»» 03:18:09 < Eoin> my old monitor uses non compatable cable
»» 03:18:11 < Eoin> bollocks
»» 03:18:19 < Eoin> BOLLOCKS
»» 03:18:34 < welshdragon> BOLLOCKS
»» 03:20:23 < Eoin> 2 power cables
»» 03:20:27 < Eoin> 3 power needing devices
»» 03:20:28 < Eoin> disaster

Notes: general madness

<SpComb> who's who now what?
<MichaelSammels> I am me
<MichaelSammels> He is them
<MichaelSammels> We are you
<lolman> we are each other
<Nite_Owl> we are the egg men
<MichaelSammels> I AM THE WALRIS
<MichaelSammels> KOO KOO GA JOOB
<MichaelSammels> lol

Notes: This was a random time on the IRC Channel

[7:29p] cctoide left the chat room. (Quit: If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him!)
[7:29p] • welshdragon kills the cctoide
[7:29p] welshdragon: HE IS THE BUDDHA

< Tenebrae`> Hm.
 * Tenebrae` measures Prof_Frink's elbows
< Tenebrae`> Hm. Hm.
< Prof_Frink> Careful
< Tenebrae`> Why? :3
< Prof_Frink> They're quite sharp
< Tenebrae`> You're husband material, aren't you.
< Prof_Frink> "Erk."
< Tenebrae`> only husbands say that sort of thing!
< Prof_Frink> I... wouldn't know.
 * Tenebrae` adds this newfound information to her FrinkFile
< orudge> FrinkFile, eh
< Tenebrae`> Yes!
< Tenebrae`> For I'm creepy like that
< Tenebrae`> booo *wiggles her fingers at orudge*
< Prof_Frink> Tenebrae` is a Frinkophile?
 * Tenebrae` snaps her fingers
< Tenebrae`> you beat me to it

* jonty-comp is uninstalling crap from his PC
<welshdragon> you installed crap?
<jonty-comp> yes
<welshdragon> messy
<jonty-comp> lots and lots of crap
<Vemarkis> welshdragon stole my thoughts through the interwebs.
<Vemarkis> How evil of him.
<welshdragon> jonty-comp, and i bet it was stinky too
<welshdragon> oh god
<jonty-comp> it is
<Vemarkis> welshdragon wanders from kinky pee games to kinky poo games.
<Vemarkis> seduced by the dark side, he is.
<Vemarkis> now, time to watch Episode 1..

Notes: jonty-comp being random.
slight edit, typo by welshdragon

10:04 <George> OTTD resources usage question.
10:04 <George> What is it better - to heve more sprites or to have more assembled graphics?
10:05 <George> For example
10:05 <Eddi|zuHause> you're not going to run into the sprite limit, if that's what you're asking
10:06 <George> If I have a house, that has a fly about it, than what is better?
10:06 <George> 1) to have 10 sprites of a house
10:07 <George> 2) to have 2 sprites (a house and a fly) and 10 pseudosprites to assemble them into one image
10:07 <Muxy> fly tox will solve your problem
10:07 <George> It is not a joke
10:07 <George> I'm trying to improve ARVs NFO

<+reldred> You're waaaaay over your head.
<+reldred> It's A-grade headfuck stuff.
<Doorslammer> Like a working DC10

<PeterT> roboboy: robobot is down again?
<Tenebrae> robobot likes to get up, get up, and get dooooown

<@orudge> I might reinstall Mandrake Linux someday
<jonty-comp> It's Mandriva now, remember
<@orudge> lies
<jonty-comp> Truths!
<@orudge> It's still Mandrake!
<jonty-comp> Mandriva!
<@orudge> Mandrake!
<jonty-comp> Mandriva!
* orudge sets ban on *!*@jonty-comp.users.quakenet.org
<@orudge> Mandrake.
* orudge wins
* orudge was kicked from #tycoon by patchman (orudge)
<@patchman> Mandriva.
* patchman removes ban on *!*@jonty-comp.users.quakenet.org
<jonty-comp> :D
* orudge (orudge@orudge.users.quakenet.org) has joined #tycoon
* L gives channel operator status to orudge
<@orudge> :(

Notes: A trip back down memory lane

[14:44:44] <Jonty> WHERE IS JAMIELEI
[14:44:44] <Jonty> I WANT HIM

Notes: Self-explanatory, really

15:29 < Prof_Frink> It's drizzling :/
15:32  * Bukkit thrusts his pelvis.

[21:12] * orudge back in a bit
[21:12] <jonty-comp> orudge is going for a poo, don't you know.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> A solid waz.
[21:12] <@orudge> no
[21:12] <Vemarkis> You crazy britons, talking about poo all the time.
[21:12] <@orudge> a waz is quite liquid
[21:12] <@orudge> YOU FOOL.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> HENCE THE DESCRIPTOR "SOLID"
[21:13] <@orudge> BUT THEN IT'S NOT A WAZ
[21:13] <@orudge> you wazzock
[21:13] <@orudge> :D
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> IT IS
[21:13] * orudge toodles off, really
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> BECAUSE IT IS ALL FROM THE SAME PLACE
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> NOT OFFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> There.

[17:14]  <Tenebrae`> Ferr and Pipes! are so awesome!
[17:14]  <lobstar_MB> also, who are Ferr and Pipes and why do their names sound so homo-erotic
[17:14]  <Tenebrae`> they don't, though!
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> or do they? :/
[17:15]  <lobstar_MB> a bit
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> They are two awesome guys from somewhere in New Jersey
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> or something
[17:15]  <Prof_Frink> "Pipes" 'nuff said.
[17:15]  <lobstar_MB> especially pipes
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> and they are awesome
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> and they are guys
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> WAAAAH
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> his nickname is pipes because he likes Mario!
[17:15]  <Prof_Frink> "likes Mario"
[17:15]  <lobstar_MB> yeah, sure
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> they play games and make videos and comment on them
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> D:
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> RPharazon, RPharazon!
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> tell them!
[17:15]  <lobstar_MB> he likes piping mario, that is
[17:16]  <Tenebrae`> what?
[17:16]  <Bukkit> In the butt, what.
[17:16]  <Tenebrae`> NO

Notes: A dispute on some men being gay.

<Nite_Owl> poke lobster
<GoneWacko> oh I did more than that
<GoneWacko> IF YOU GET MY MEANING
<Nite_Owl> sadly yes

Notes: A poking dispute.

[22:27] <Jolteon> Anyone know where Celine Dion is from?
[22:27] <Jolteon> The country?
[22:27] <welshdragon> Jolteon: argentina
[22:28] <wallyweb> Jolteon: Canada
[22:28] <+Andel> Jolteon: switz'lnd

<Doorslammer> For I am Mentok the Mid Taker!   Oooooooooowheeeeeeeeoooooooeeeeee!
<FelipeMazza89> lol
<Doorslammer> Mind Taker :S
* Doorslammer takes Felipe's mind
<Doorslammer> A water biscuit?
<Doorslammer> :O
<Doorslammer> Figures
<Tenebrae> lmao
<FelipeMazza89> F**k off lol!

<Dreamxtreme> someone name me some places to add in the UK for my map
<Doorslammer> London is quite useful
<_ln> Hull
<Doorslammer> Birmingham

Notes: A surprising amount of people forget Hull is an actual place

20:59  * Sacro tries to locate Shirley Station
21:05  * XeryusTC tries to locate Sacro
21:05  * Sacro waves
21:05 < XeryusTC> or rather, Sacro's private parts ;)
21:06 < XeryusTC> very hard to find indeed
21:10 < Sacro> :(
21:10 < Sacro> not what your mum said
21:10 < Sacro> well, she did find them very hard

[03:10]  <Tenebrae> we're verbally discussing it
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> SKYPAN IS MAH HOBBY
[03:10]  <Tenebrae> cause it's sort of long winded
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> I DO IT
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> LIKE A MAD FORESTER
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> RUB RUB
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> I SEX YOU
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> PIKACHU
[03:10]  <Tenebrae> what *don't* do you like a mad forester?
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> you do have a point there

Notes: The Tenebrae is always right.

<Tenebrae`> hmm
<Tenebrae`> sausage sounds like it would be delicious

Notes: The Tenebrae is crazy for sausage.

22:20 < Jolteon> jonty-comp: DO NOT WANT.
22:20 < jonty-comp> WELL DO NOT GET THEN
22:20 < Jolteon> OK THEN
22:21 < jonty-comp> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY
22:21 < Jolteon> I DUNNO
22:21 < Jolteon> but I know what I'm hoping.
22:21 < jonty-comp> WELL DON'T LOOK AT ME

<RPharazon> Go to Australia, eat Kangaroo Penis Burgers!
<Tenebrae> myes, indeed

Notes: Fun times in the channel

<zodttd> Rubidium: I'll remember that for the next Apple device. :-/
<Eoin> the iPadPhone
<dihedral> or the iphonepad?
<dihedral> phoneIpad?
<Eddi|zuHause> zodttd: this one? http://research-and-destroy.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/faelschung.jpg
<dihedral> lol
<Rubidium> iperiod?
<dihedral> i.
<planetmaker> iDot
<Rubidium> works great with the ipad
<dihedral> yeah

[02:15am] Tenebrae: OH.
[02:15am] Tenebrae: NO.
[02:15am] Tenebrae: if i let go of this cracker
[02:15am] Tenebrae: it's gonna break
[02:16am] Tenebrae: and of course it will land avocado side dowb
[02:16am] Tenebrae: *n
[02:16am] Tenebrae: what do i do ;______;
[02:16am] welshdragon: hold it one handed?
[02:16am] Tenebrae: for the rest of my life?
[02:17am] welshdragon: no
[02:17am] welshdragon: define 'cracker'
[02:17am] • Tenebrae imagines herself walking down the aisle holding this avocado topped cracker
[02:17am] welshdragon: as in a Jacob's Cracker?
[02:17am] Tenebrae: Ritz cracker
[02:17am] Tenebrae: round
[02:17am] Tenebrae: crspy
[02:17am] Tenebrae: salty
[02:17am] Tenebrae: um
[02:17am] Tenebrae: darker on one side than the other
[02:19am] welshdragon: aah
[02:19am] welshdragon: i know wjhat you mean
[02:19am] welshdragon: put it down on something?
[02:19am] welshdragon: (your head or somehing)
[02:19am] Tenebrae: I managed to open my mouth wide enough to eat it
[02:20am] welshdragon: lol
[02:20am] Tenebrae: the cracker has been saved \o/
[02:20am] welshdragon: big mouth... big enough for a large....
[02:20am] • welshdragon stops there
[02:20am] • orudge slaps welshdragon
[02:20am] Tenebrae: cracker myis
[02:20am] Tenebrae: and feesh soup
[02:20am] orudge: soups
[02:20am] Tenebrae: once I fit a pomegranate in my mouth
[02:20am] Tenebrae: it was a little one though
[02:21am] welshdragon: don't make me say what I was going to say...
[02:21am] Tenebrae: meep?
[02:21am] welshdragon: meep

Notes: A cracker dilemma and talk about meeping

<weirdy> Bukkit: literal[*] weirdy
* +Bukkit (~bucket@borealis.jontysewell.net) Quit (Quit: Eep, the house is on fire!)
<weirdy> uhhhh

< Sacro> he'd be a damn cute girl

<Jolteon> I'll get a hold of anything, and either stab or squirt.
<Jolteon> ...er wait.
<shinaku> heheh
<Jolteon> ..shit