* jonty-comp is uninstalling crap from his PC
<welshdragon> you installed crap?
<jonty-comp> yes
<welshdragon> messy
<jonty-comp> lots and lots of crap
<Vemarkis> welshdragon stole my thoughts through the interwebs.
<Vemarkis> How evil of him.
<welshdragon> jonty-comp, and i bet it was stinky too
<welshdragon> oh god
<jonty-comp> it is
<Vemarkis> welshdragon wanders from kinky pee games to kinky poo games.
<Vemarkis> seduced by the dark side, he is.
<Vemarkis> now, time to watch Episode 1..

Notes: jonty-comp being random.
slight edit, typo by welshdragon

< Eddi|zuHause> which is rather *insert dreaded r word here*
<@peter1138> Rubbish?
< Prof_Frink> rudge?

<Eoin> ROFLLLLLLLL
<Eoin> WE JUST GOT PWNT
<TrueBrain> @kick Eoin talking in capitals all the time is annoying, at least
* DorpsGek has kicked Eoin from #openttd (talking in capitals all the time is annoying, at least)
* Eoin (eoin@cpc1-dund8-0-0-cust3.sgyl.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined #openttd
<TrueBrain> @kban Eoin 3600 talking in capitals all the time is annoying, at least (no-auto-return)
* DorpsGek sets ban on *!eoin@cpc1-dund8-0-0-cust3.sgyl.cable.virginmedia.com
* DorpsGek has kicked Eoin from #openttd (talking in capitals all the time is annoying, at least (no-auto-return))

Notes: Eoin just got pwnt.

[14:38:02] <FelipeMazza89> What about orudge I see him everywhere, Is he important?

19:02 < Tenebrae> Noetloj, SHUT UP. You are behind the times.
19:02 < Noetloj> Your fucking family is.
19:02 < Noetloj> Now fucking stop telling me what to fucking do.
19:02 < Noetloj> You fucking shut up you little bossy bitch.
19:02 < Tenebrae> neener neener, I've gone and pissed you off
19:03 < Noetloj> Not really.
19:03 < Noetloj> I'm perfectly calm.

[22:57:50] <orudge> bgn
[22:57:52] <marcf> fai
[22:57:54] <marcf> fail
[22:57:58] <orudge> lolfail

20:40:24 < peter1138> Someone! Do a radio show!
20:40:29 -!- orudge is now known as Someone
20:40:31 <@Someone> Bugger off!
20:40:33 -!- Someone is now known as orudge
20:41:24 -!- Prof_Frink is now known as off
20:41:30 <+off> Please don't
-!- off is now known as Prof_Frink

<welshdragon> i have cold feet on my back :s
<Jolteon> ..wait what.
<Jolteon> You have cold feet on your back?
<Jolteon> Just where everyone keeps their feet!
<jonty-comp> welshdragon: you must be flexible then
<orudge_> I often keep my feet on welshdragon's back
<orudge_> and my arms on jonty-comp's front
<orudge_> wait, no
<jonty-comp> no.

[15:46] <Jolteon> My sister is a bitch.
[15:46] <Jolteon> I asked her last night to do something to stop me eating the biscuits.
[15:47] <Jolteon> she has fucking duct taped the biscuit tin together..

[14:44:44] <Jonty> WHERE IS JAMIELEI
[14:44:44] <Jonty> I WANT HIM

Notes: Self-explanatory, really

* Doorslammer draws stuffs
* jonty-comp stuff drawers
<jonty-comp> +s
<Doorslammer> + with socks
* lws1984 (~lws1984@ip68-109-114-129.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #tycoon
<Doorslammer> Isn't that right, SpongeBob BulgePants?
* lws1984 (~lws1984@ip68-109-114-129.ri.ri.cox.net) Quit
<Doorslammer> lws might have got the wrong idea there...

Notes: Oh dear...

[18:45] <Jolteon> Your fucking dad is a bad mood
[18:45] <lolman> Jolteon, you know my dad then? She enjoyed your mom very much
[18:46] <lobster_MB> lolfail
[18:46] <jonty-comp> LOLMAN'S DAD IS A SHE

[18:01:45] * Nite_Owl (~Nite_Owl@somewhere.served.by.comcast.net) has joined #tycoonexiles
[18:01:48] * Tenebrae takes Bukkit's trousers
[18:01:51] <Nite_Owl> Hello all
[18:01:54] * Tenebrae holds them and blinks at Nite_Owl

Notes: Uncomfortableness.

[18:10]  <Tenebrae> I had sausage and pamcaeks for breakfast :3
[18:10]  <lobster_MB> :o
[18:10]  <lobster_MB> breakfast of chamions
[18:10]  <Tenebrae> <3 sausage
[18:10]  <lobster_MB> *champions
[18:10]  <lobster_MB> heh
[18:10]  <RPharazon> Snausages!
[18:10]  <Tenebrae> troofs!
[18:10]  <Tenebrae> cause they were spicy!
[18:10]  <lobster_MB> so the Tenebrae loves teh sausage eh
[18:10]  * lobster_MB sniggers
[18:10]  <Tenebrae> myus
[18:10]  <Tenebrae> wait
[18:10]  <Tenebrae> lobsterish joke D:
[18:11]  <Tenebrae> noooo not like that ;_;

Notes: Yes, Rel and the sausages: a killer combination.

* Sacro smells like arsebiscuits

[8:39pm] Redirect_Left: My nose is big.
[8:39pm] • Redirect_Left just managed to stick half a dry wipe pen up it.
[8:39pm] welshdragon: so is.... wait
[8:39pm] Redirect_Left: and those are thick.
[8:40pm] welshdragon: i'm mot meant to know that
[8:40pm] Redirect_Left: welshdragon: Well, for that info, you'd need to ask shinaku.
[8:40pm] welshdragon: Redirect_Left: -_-
[8:40pm] Redirect_Left: :D
[8:40pm] • Redirect_Left pats welshdragon.
[8:40pm] • welshdragon purrs

* Tenebrae hugs lobster
 * lobster loves huge asses
 <lobster> waitwat
 <Tenebrae> >.>
 <RPharazon> .-.

Notes: A dispute. On rears.

[11:44:47] * jonty-comp locks Chrill in a bin
[11:44:51] * Chrill shits in a bin
[11:44:56] * orudge sticks jonty-comp in the bin with Chrill
[11:45:06] * jonty-comp makes out with Chrill
[11:45:16] <Chrill> 2 guys 1 bin
[11:45:22] <jonty-comp> just where I always wanted to lose my virginity

<orudge_> !wiggle Bukkit
* TycoonBot wiggles Bukkit
* Bukkit humps TycoonBot thoroughly

Notes: Bot lovin'

<zodttd> Rubidium: I'll remember that for the next Apple device. :-/
<Eoin> the iPadPhone
<dihedral> or the iphonepad?
<dihedral> phoneIpad?
<Eddi|zuHause> zodttd: this one? http://research-and-destroy.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/faelschung.jpg
<dihedral> lol
<Rubidium> iperiod?
<dihedral> i.
<planetmaker> iDot
<Rubidium> works great with the ipad
<dihedral> yeah

<Tenebrae> 8" doesn't sound like much

<lobster> yet again, there's a vast difference between civilized Dutchlands, and the rabbit-fornicating Britonic island of sodomy

<Jolteon> i just want to find out if i nailed anyone in the dream xD
<Eoin> i did in my dream last night :)
<Jolteon> Eoin: ew, nothx.

»» 20:56:55 < welshdragon> i hate having a dlu - like virus :(
»» 20:56:58 < welshdragon> *flu
»» 20:57:47 < welshdragon> i panicked and went to A&E as the stoopid NHS Direct site said I had swine flu :(
»» 20:58:02 < Sacro> hehe
»» 20:59:03 < welshdragon> apparently the welsh NHS Direct site doesn't even mention swine flu yet
»» 21:00:07 < shinaku> just sheep flu
»» 21:00:52 < welshdragon> shinaku: no, that's Foot & Mouth

[22:00:22] <orudge> GoneWacko would know
[22:00:27] <orudge> he's "with the kids" like that
[22:00:33] <Lakie> Hehe
[22:00:58] <jonty-comp> and in other ways too
[22:01:10] <Andel> jonty-comp: were you a victim>

[14:08]  <lobster> hmmm, I should rewatch some Weebl and Bob
[14:08]  <lobster> and come up with more, exciting things for Bukkit \o/
[14:08]  <Bukkit> and come up with more, sexciting things for Bukkit \o/
[14:09]  <lobster> 0_o

Notes: Bukkit hits puberty. Hard.

* Noetloj makes mental note to check his fly is actually up next time he bends over with his sister.

< Tenebrae`> Hm.
 * Tenebrae` measures Prof_Frink's elbows
< Tenebrae`> Hm. Hm.
< Prof_Frink> Careful
< Tenebrae`> Why? :3
< Prof_Frink> They're quite sharp
< Tenebrae`> You're husband material, aren't you.
< Prof_Frink> "Erk."
< Tenebrae`> only husbands say that sort of thing!
< Prof_Frink> I... wouldn't know.
 * Tenebrae` adds this newfound information to her FrinkFile
< orudge> FrinkFile, eh
< Tenebrae`> Yes!
< Tenebrae`> For I'm creepy like that
< Tenebrae`> booo *wiggles her fingers at orudge*
< Prof_Frink> Tenebrae` is a Frinkophile?
 * Tenebrae` snaps her fingers
< Tenebrae`> you beat me to it

[21:12] * orudge back in a bit
[21:12] <jonty-comp> orudge is going for a poo, don't you know.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> A solid waz.
[21:12] <@orudge> no
[21:12] <Vemarkis> You crazy britons, talking about poo all the time.
[21:12] <@orudge> a waz is quite liquid
[21:12] <@orudge> YOU FOOL.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> HENCE THE DESCRIPTOR "SOLID"
[21:13] <@orudge> BUT THEN IT'S NOT A WAZ
[21:13] <@orudge> you wazzock
[21:13] <@orudge> :D
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> IT IS
[21:13] * orudge toodles off, really
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> BECAUSE IT IS ALL FROM THE SAME PLACE
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> NOT OFFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> There.

21:14   RPharazon >> I've had this super-powered computer for half a year now
                     and NOTHING has frozen it.
21:15   RPharazon >> Not even Just Cause 2, Dwarf Fortress, Minecraft,
                     SMplayer, and a defrag running at the same time slowed it
                     down.
21:15   RPharazon >> The first time I've had to do a hard shutdown, and it's
                     because MSE fought with an installer program.
21:15   RPharazon >> It was saying "OI WTF ARE YOU DOING STOP" and the
                     installer was like "NO I WAS TOLD TO INSTALL FUCK YOU"

Notes: RPharazon knows everything about how computers work.

20:00 < Sacro> ooh
20:01 < Sacro> i think the model may be here
20:01 <+Prof_Frink> Airfix?
20:01 < Sacro> ... no
20:01 < Sacro> she was in Nuts and Zoo
20:01 < Sacro> and apparently is a nice girl to talk to
20:02 < Sacro> i wonder what her norks are like

[17:44:35] <orudge> Bukkit: say I love you, Tenebrae`!
[17:44:35] <Bukkit> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[17:44:37] <orudge> D:
[17:44:41] <Tenebrae`> D:
[17:44:45] <Tenebrae`> ;_;
[17:44:45] <Fawksie> haha
[17:44:49] <Tenebrae`> That must be the worst rejection ever

[23:46:06] * Sacro licks Tenebrae
[23:46:07] <Sacro> er
[23:46:10] * Sacro likes Tenebrae

(18:46:45) ***Benny is buggering a girl on Facebook cause she's got a Mac. :P
(18:47:15) SpComb: buggering's a fine word
(18:47:42) Benny: Yup.
(18:47:58) Benny: ...May have used it wrong, there. Dunno
(18:48:07) SpComb: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buggering
(18:48:10) SpComb: judge for yourself :P
(18:49:44) Benny: What the f***

Notes: benny fails. hard

Sacro  wonders who to hug
<JamieLei>  i heard Jolteon likes hugs and is incredibly gay
* Jolteon  <==
<Vemarkis>  JamieLei, I dunno, his comments about women lately make me think he is bi instead.

Notes: Regarding activity at the meet

<@orudge> LilDood: lol get a new gfx card n00b!!!!1one
< LilDood> orudge: Fund it
<@orudge> LilDood: bend over
* LilDood bends over
* orudge whacks LilDood and tells him to bugger off
< LilDood> You started it
* jonty-comp buggers LilDood and tells him to wh...no, that's too far

Notes: true story.

[23:18:36] <+Andel> WOWOW
<+Prof_Frink> Andel: Don't use those letters!
<+Prof_Frink> You'll trigger a relapse!
<+Andel> for who?
<+Prof_Frink> patchman.
<@patchman> brb, reinstalling WoW
<+Andel> oh dear...
<+Andel> whoops

<SpComb> wait what, EA released Battlefield 1943?

22:16 < XeryusTC> no you wont
22:16 < jonty-comp> *won't
22:16 < XeryusTC> im irreplacable
22:16 < jonty-comp> *I'm
22:16 < XeryusTC> :/
22:16 < jonty-comp> *:\
22:16  * XeryusTC slaps Johnmit
22:17 < jonty-comp> *jonty-comp
22:17 < Johnmit>   w00t!

<Nite_Owl> At any party, if you watch closely, about every 10 minutes or so the conversation just stops and everything goes quite for a short period of time. I have noticed that the same thing applies online.
 <lobster> not if everyone's drunk
 <lobster> like the kind of parties i go to
 <Prof_Frink> Nite_Owl: This is the internet. We're all off looking at pr0n.
 <lobster> that actually could be a tagline for the Internet
 <lobster> "This is the internet. We're all of looking at porn."
 <lobster> you can add "Please go away."
 <Prof_Frink> Just hang a sign on Google.
 <Prof_Frink> "Gone wankin'"

Notes: A dispute on parties. And porn.

[8:36pm] Ammler: maybe we should try to be pm.
[8:36pm] Xaroth is now known as planetcreater.
[8:36pm] Polygon joined the chat room.
[8:36pm] planetcreater: ... feels wrong
[8:37pm] planetcreater is now known as Xaroth.
[8:37pm] planetmaker: you could try. But all of you will fail
[8:37pm] Ammler is now known as moonmaker.
[8:37pm] planetmaker: :D
[8:37pm] Rubidium: hmm, post mortem?
[8:37pm] planetmaker: hm... you're in my orbit, moonmaker ?
[8:37pm] KenjiE20 is now known as satellitemaker.
[8:38pm] Prof_Frink: Moonmaker? Wasn't that set in Kingsdown?
[8:38pm] • Chrill is not known as anything else than Chrill
[8:38pm] Prof_Frink: Wait, that was Moonraker.
[8:38pm] Chrill: a movie
[8:38pm] Chrill: 007
[8:38pm] Chrill: xD
[8:38pm] Chrill: close but no cigare
[8:38pm] Chrill: -e
[8:38pm] satellitemaker: lol
[8:38pm] Prof_Frink: Chrill: Don't be silly. The film wasn't set in Kingsdown.
[8:39pm] welshdragon: Prof_Frink: stop raking Chrill's moon :p
[8:39pm] Chrill: moonraker was set in my basement
[8:39pm] Chrill: I like mooning
[8:39pm] satellitemaker: look what you've started now ammler :P
[8:39pm] moonmaker: :)
[8:39pm] moonmaker: call me "mm"
[8:40pm] satellitemaker: lol
[8:40pm] Prof_Frink: Chrill: No, it really was set on the cliffs above Kingsdown, East Kent.
[8:40pm] Rubidium: so moonmaker > planetmaker?
[8:41pm] Prof_Frink: Where's sunmaker?
[8:41pm] Xaroth is now known as sunmaker.
[8:41pm] sunmaker: right here
[8:41pm] moonmaker: what is first, moon or planet?
[8:41pm] sunmaker: planet
[8:41pm] PeterT: planet
[8:41pm] sunmaker: sun planet moon
[8:41pm] Prof_Frink: planet + planetoid --> planet + moon.
[8:41pm] PeterT: what is the moon going to orbit around? emtpy space?
[8:42pm] moonmaker: PeterT: yes, until a rock splits from and become a planet.
[8:42pm] planetmaker is now known as supernova.
[8:42pm] satellitemaker: :D
[8:42pm] sunmaker: uh oh, he went supernova
[8:42pm] PeterT: whois moonmaker?
[8:42pm] supernova: boooom!
[8:42pm] sunmaker: RUN AWAY!
[8:43pm] Chrill: ..this is nuts
[8:43pm] • satellitemaker emptyspace
[8:43pm] satellitemaker: whoops
[8:43pm] supernova: and thus all starts over...
[8:43pm] satellitemaker is now known as emptyspace.
[8:43pm] supernova is now known as planetmaker.
[8:43pm] Prof_Frink: suprnova.org?
[8:43pm] emptyspace is now known as KenjiE20.
[8:44pm] sunmaker is now known as Xaroth.
[8:44pm] • Prof_Frink is now known as Quasar_3C273
[8:44pm] moonmaker: :'-(
[8:47pm] planetmaker: rebirth is qute certain, moonmaker

Notes: busy night tonight for the ol' QDB

<Jolteon> ...waiting...waiting...why isn't this wo...oh wait, it connected

<orudge> 50 yards/metres?
<orudge> that's quite long
<Tenebrae`> orudge, yup
<Tenebrae`> it is quite long, yes

<Chrill> or, to quote my English teacher: "Going to America will make your English worse"

* Tenebrae offers dragonhorseboy a creme egg
* dragonhorseboy pokes tenebrae
* Tenebrae pokes dragonhorseboy back
* LaSeandre pokes dragonhorseboy and Tenebrae
<LaSeandre> QUIT IT!
* dragonhorseboy pokes tenebrae in the chest for starting this and also pokes laseandre twice
<LaSeandre> :)
<dragonhorseboy> :P
<LaSeandre> D:
* Tenebrae pokes LaSeandre and dragonhorseboy simultaneously
* dragonhorseboy whacks tenebrae with an ACME bat
<dragonhorseboy> ;)
* LaSeandre slaps Tenebrae and dragonhorseboy upside the head
<LaSeandre> this is gonna look fun on the logs.
* Tenebrae pulls a lever and wiggles as two ACME anvils fall, one on LaSeandre and dragonhorseboy each
* Tenebrae wins
* dragonhorseboy boots laseandre
<LaSeandre> D:
<LaSeandre> NO FAIR
<LaSeandre> I'M TELLING MUMMY
* LaSeandre flees
* dragonhorseboy smithers tenebrae into a very thin flat pancake
<dragonhorseboy> lol laseandre
<LaSeandre> D:
<LaSeandre> LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE, JUST LOOK!

Notes: Fun of an evening on #tycoon

»» 16:35:30 <+Prof_Frink> You can /part any time you like, but you can never /quit.
»» 16:35:56 -!- Benny [~Benny@40.81-166-86.customer.lyse.net] has quit [Quit: Oh really now?]
»» 16:36:13 <+Prof_Frink> Ban him!
»» 16:36:25 < Tenebrae`> QUICK
»» 16:36:26 < Tenebrae`> ORUDGE
»» 16:36:26 < Bukkit> ORUDGE is silly
»» 16:36:29 < Tenebrae`> TEACH HIM A LESSON
»» 16:36:32 < Tenebrae`> please :<
»» 16:36:39 -!- mode/#tycoon [+b *!him*@*] by orudge
»» 16:36:39 -!- Benny [~Benny@40.81-166-86.customer.lyse.net] has joined #tycoon
»» 16:36:42 < Benny> NOO DONT BAN ME
»» 16:36:45 < Tenebrae`> :OOOOO

* orudge_ gives the Tenebrae a wiggly kitten
* Tenebrae saves it for after her fish soup

Notes: Tenebrae, devourer of kittens.

<TrueBrain> we have more important things to hide :p
<dihedral> hihi
<dihedral> your pants :-D
<TrueBrain> more what is in my pants
<TrueBrain> but it is so huge
<TrueBrain> how do you hide that?!
<SmatZ> *snip*

* Lakie (~Lakie@91.84.251.149) has joined #tycoonexiles
* lobster_MB has quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
* Tenebrae` pounces on Lakie
* Tenebrae` scrambles up to the top of his head
* Tenebrae` hides and sits eating her pb samweej
<Lakie> Hi Tenebrae`.
* Lakie continues to wonder why he has a constant numb pins'n'needles in his right hand though.
<Tenebrae`> D:
<Tenebrae`> you're not having a stroke, are you D:
<Lakie> Don't think so
* peter1138 strokes lakie
<Lakie> ...
<Tenebrae`> ...

Notes: Helpful peter1138 is... helpful :|

< Tenebrae`> it's weird what abig difference 6" and 8" is