* RPharazon attaches a large showerhead to the orudge's genitalia
<Tenebrae> .____________________.
<RPharazon> Now that's what I call...
* RPharazon puts sunglasses on
<RPharazon> Male enhancement.

Notes: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[21:58] <@orudge> I should get myself a sack
[21:58] <@orudge> so that I can empty the contents of my sack all over Jen's living room tomorrow

[02:05] <welsh> your mum is pointless
[02:05] <Redirect_Left> Burnt
[02:05] <Redirect_Left> To a crisp
[02:05] <Sacro> like a jew
[02:06] <Dreamxtreme> thats not what i told her whilst she was bouncing on my lap

Notes: casual racism, followed by bouncing

[13:16:30] <Lachie> my nipples are hard.
[13:16:35] <Lachie> hang on
[13:16:37] <Lachie> wrong channel.

TrueBrain: I just spoke to DorpsGek, and he feels abused
dihedral: must have been Sacro then :p
Truebrain: hehehe
* welshdragon likes dihedral's comment :p

Notes: removed Truebrain's typo

Jolteon>  and again, and again, and again, whoops here we go again!

20:59  * Sacro tries to locate Shirley Station
21:05  * XeryusTC tries to locate Sacro
21:05  * Sacro waves
21:05 < XeryusTC> or rather, Sacro's private parts ;)
21:06 < XeryusTC> very hard to find indeed
21:10 < Sacro> :(
21:10 < Sacro> not what your mum said
21:10 < Sacro> well, she did find them very hard

<jonty-comp> Noetloj: stop being sociable, it doesn't suit you!
<jonty-comp> pFFT
<Noetloj> pssh
<Noetloj> screw you.
<jonty-comp> that's more like it!

<Brianetta> I'm a-getting married tomorrow
<Brianetta> muahahaha
<Brianetta> then NOTHING can stop me
<orudge> :)
<orudge> heh
<Brianetta> except, perhaps, my wife

<Andel> The bible has some good stuff in it
<GoneWacko> What have you been hiding in the bible, then?
<Andel> Jack Daniels

Notes: Actually on MSN, but through black magic I converted it to look like IRC!

22:20 < Jolteon> jonty-comp: DO NOT WANT.
22:20 < jonty-comp> WELL DO NOT GET THEN
22:20 < Jolteon> OK THEN
22:21 < jonty-comp> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY
22:21 < Jolteon> I DUNNO
22:21 < Jolteon> but I know what I'm hoping.
22:21 < jonty-comp> WELL DON'T LOOK AT ME

[00:36] <+Brianetta> I just twigged that Noetloj is Jolteon. Noetloj: You were less annoying as Jolteon, I seem to remember.
[00:36] <Noetloj> Swell
[00:36] <+Brianetta> See?
[00:36] <Noetloj> Fuck off.
[00:36] <Eoin> and Jolteon was captain pokemon :P
[00:36] <Noetloj> and take Eoin with you
[00:36] <+Brianetta> Point made.
[00:36] * Noetloj (~105Adam@5ad420eb.bb.sky.com) Quit (Quit: fucknig twats)

<reldred> I spend most of my time these days masturbating.

Notes: right place, right time

<Eoin> jonty-comp is a stupid ugly whore
<hubble> a stupid person
<hubble> a stupid ugly whore
<hubble> oh shit a stupid ugly whore

Notes: Jonty-comp's bot has turned against his owner :P

<Redirect_Left> Whats the command to decompile a grf in GRFCodec?
<DaleStan> grfcodec -h
<Redirect_Left> cheers
<Redirect_Left> Bleh.
<Redirect_Left> I don't get this
<Redirect_Left> I typed grfcodec -h th.grf
<XeryusTC> -h is for help ;)

»» 14:18:19 < Ben_> should i get tickets tommorow...
»» 14:23:26 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:30 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:30 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:31 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:31 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:35 < welshdragon|uni> and
»» 14:23:37 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:43 < welshdragon|uni> Today

Notes: welshdragon being demanding

<weirdy> Bukkit: literal[*] weirdy
* +Bukkit (~bucket@borealis.jontysewell.net) Quit (Quit: Eep, the house is on fire!)
<weirdy> uhhhh

<Doorslammer> I for one, am pretty supportive of the idea, as an atheist in a religion-based charity job
<Doorslammer> Imagine trying to tell some of the old dears Im not an Anglican, I could be on a crucifix before you can order 5 fishes and 2 loaves
<Doorslammer> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7681914.stm
<Doorslammer> But Stephen Green of pressure group Christian Voice said: "Bendy-buses, like atheism, are a danger to the public at large"
<Doorslammer> LEAVE THE POOR BLOODY BENDY BUSES ALONE!  NOT THEIR FAULT THEY ARE SATANISTS!

Notes: Religion getting nasty, now turning against Dennis Dart and his books of evil

<Doorslammer> For I am Mentok the Mid Taker!   Oooooooooowheeeeeeeeoooooooeeeeee!
<FelipeMazza89> lol
<Doorslammer> Mind Taker :S
* Doorslammer takes Felipe's mind
<Doorslammer> A water biscuit?
<Doorslammer> :O
<Doorslammer> Figures
<Tenebrae> lmao
<FelipeMazza89> F**k off lol!

<+Hyronymus> all I have to do is think about the bastards I have to deal with every day
-!- beeb375 [~chatzilla@82-46-241-221.cable.ubr07.newy.blueyonder.co.uk] has joined #tycoon
<+Hyronymus> that's my motivation to go to work
< beeb375> what, me?

< orudge> Has Tenebrae` got a grasp (hurr hurr) on the knob polishing yet, or is this something else you're looking up?
< Prof_Frink> Well, Tenebrae` does lack a certain something when it comes to knob polishing.
< Tenebrae`> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
< Tenebrae`> EWEWEW
< Tenebrae`> EWWWWWW
< Tenebrae`> EWWWW
< Tenebrae`> GAH
< Tenebrae`> HRRR
< Prof_Frink> Hahahahaha
< Tenebrae`> I'll never be able to look him in the eye ever again ._.
< Tenebrae`> was he really?
< Tenebrae`> you guys do you think he really was?
< Tenebrae`> oh
< Tenebrae`> ach
< Tenebrae`> ;_;

* Abx0r (Abx0r@cpe-76-186-96-125.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #openttdcoop
<Abx0r> !help
<PublicServer> Abx0r: http://www.openttdcoop.org/wiki/IRC_Commands
<Abx0r> !download
<PublicServer> Abx0r: !download autostart|autottd|autoupdate|lin|lin64|osx|win32|win64|win9x
<Abx0r> !download win32
<PublicServer> Abx0r: http://binaries.openttd.org/nightlies/trunk/r18461/openttd-trunk-r18461-windows-win32.zip
<Abx0r> !password
<PublicServer> Abx0r: junkie

Notes: PublicServer having fun

00:44:12 < Eoin> but sadly i cant draw
00:44:13 < Eoin> for crap
00:44:19 <+Andel> you might need to take ownership of some folders though
00:44:30 <+Andel> Eoin: you might wanna start with the basics
00:44:33 <+Andel> and then go from there
00:44:41 < Eoin> the basics being?
00:47:15 < Eoin> Andel  what basics
00:47:31 <+Andel> Learn to fucking draw.

Notes: Andel teaches Eoin the truth about the basics.

<Tenebrae> can't be bigger than mine :3

[17:33]  <lobster_MB> PENIS PENIS PENIS
[17:33]  <Prof_Frink> The Number of the Lobster!

Notes: A dispute about evil and penii.

[14:24] <welshdragon> jonty-comp: you there?
[14:28] <Bukkit> The time is 20:27
[14:44] * Lakie (~Lakie@91.84.251.149) has joined #tycoonexiles
[15:01] * welshdragon has quit (Quit: welshdragon)
[15:02] <jonty-comp> welshdragon: no
[15:02] <Bukkit> no means yes!
[15:02] <jonty-comp> it does, on this occasion
[15:06] <Bukkit> botroll
[15:07] <orudge_> bogroll
[15:09] <jonty-comp> botsnack
[15:09] <Bukkit> ...
[15:09] <jonty-comp> ...
[15:09] <Bukkit> [Everyone falls silent and stares.]
[15:13] <Bukkit> no means yes!
[15:13] <lolman> Yes means no!
[15:17] <Bukkit> I NEED SOMEBODY HELP! I NEED ANYBODY HELP! I SAID I NEED SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
[15:21] <lolman> Obviously Bukkit doesn't know the Beatles.
[15:25] * Bukkit holds on tight and thinks happy thoughts

Notes: Having fun with the Bukkit

<TrueBrain> and I am still annoyed my dune2 doesn't run correctly :(
<Noldo_> what are you trying to do with it?
<TrueBrain> run it correctly

<Tenebrae> see, in the female, there is a distinction between the cloaca and the actual vagina
<lobster_MB> ANAL COCKBUSTING FOR PEACE
<Tenebrae> which forms once the bird hits peak maturity
<Tenebrae> exactly, lobster_MB
<Tenebrae> wait, what, no.

Notes: Dispute on bird procreation.

< Tenebrae`> it's weird what abig difference 6" and 8" is

[23:48:00] <Andel> I'd offer Anna but I don't think you'd be her dream sleep companion
[23:48:11] <Andel> for the reason of - you don't produce milk.
[23:48:37] * Ameecher produces man milk
[23:48:41] <Ameecher> oh god that's wrong
[23:48:42] <Andel> you're disgusting

<Tenebrae`> hmm
<Tenebrae`> sausage sounds like it would be delicious

Notes: The Tenebrae is crazy for sausage.

23:48 < Jolteon> I've never had a "virus" as such, at least not one that had a physical effect on my sister.

< Jolteon> peter1138: I got it >OFF< the children.
< jonty-comp> YOU DID WHAT TO THE CHILDREN
< Sacro> you get off with children?
< Jolteon> ... oh cock.
< Jolteon> WAIT
< Jolteon> Don't turn that around..

<RPharazon> Botsnack.
<Bukkit> :D <-- PUT PIE HERE
<RPharazon> :D
* RPharazon puts pie in the Bukkit's anus
* Bukkit drops peter1138 and takes pie.
<RPharazon> what
<Bukkit> WHAT, IN THE BUTT
<LaSeandre> apt.
<LaSeandre> very apt.
<RPharazon> Did he just add the anus-pie in his inventory?
<LaSeandre> yes.
* Bukkit nods happily
<RPharazon> Goddamn.

Notes: Never underestimate Bukkit's capability to be aptly disturbing.

<TrueBrain> we have more important things to hide :p
<dihedral> hihi
<dihedral> your pants :-D
<TrueBrain> more what is in my pants
<TrueBrain> but it is so huge
<TrueBrain> how do you hide that?!
<SmatZ> *snip*

»» 00:03:07 < Sacro> let's take a ride an electric car
»» 00:03:15 < Sacro> to the west side in an electric car
»» 00:03:19 < Sacro> how can you deny an electric car
»» 00:03:51 < LaSeandre> Because it's you, Sacro.
»» 00:03:58 < Sacro> :'(
»» 00:04:02  * Sacro hugs Tenebrae`
»» 00:04:16 < LaSeandre> Welsh, qdb that!
»» 00:04:40 < PeterT> no, too much qdb
»» 00:04:49 < welshdragon> lol
»» 00:05:13 < LaSeandre> Welsh, DO IT!
»» 00:05:33 < LaSeandre> DOOOOO EEEEETT!
»» 00:06:03 < welshdragon> i'mma do your mum
»» 00:06:35 < LaSeandre> \o/
»» 00:06:59 < LaSeandre> Wait...
»» 00:07:04 < LaSeandre> ._.

Notes: Singing, mothers and too much QDB (apparently)... just another normal day in #tycoon then!

<lobster> yet again, there's a vast difference between civilized Dutchlands, and the rabbit-fornicating Britonic island of sodomy

22:16 < XeryusTC> no you wont
22:16 < jonty-comp> *won't
22:16 < XeryusTC> im irreplacable
22:16 < jonty-comp> *I'm
22:16 < XeryusTC> :/
22:16 < jonty-comp> *:\
22:16  * XeryusTC slaps Johnmit
22:17 < jonty-comp> *jonty-comp
22:17 < Johnmit>   w00t!

*orudge pets the lion
<Jolteon> no no
<Jolteon> You're sposed to run.
<orudge> but it's cute!
<welshdragon> cute like orudge
<orudge> well, quite

Notes: an argument about how cute lions are

* RPharazon tucks orudge into bed
<+Prof_Frink> s/t/f/
* RPharazon puts a horse head next to the orudge
* RPharazon leaves a bomb underneath the orudge's bed
* GoneWacko leaves a cleveland steamer on orudge's chest

Notes: Sleep tight

04:50 <Tenebrae`> LaSeandre, LaSeandre
04:50 <Tenebrae`> I wrote a song
04:50 <Tenebrae`> ready?
04:50 <Tenebrae`> Cuuute leetol kitteeeens
04:50 <Tenebrae`> wearing their mitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> cuute leetol kitteeens wearing their leetol boxing miitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> Cuuute leetol kitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> walking down the streeeet
04:51 <Tenebrae`> passing by meeeee
04:51 <Tenebrae`> they say
04:51 <Tenebrae`> punk ass bitch I'll beatcho right now punk ass hoe
04:51 <Tenebrae`> cuuute leetol kitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> wearing their mitteeeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> cuuute leetol kitteens beating me with their
04:51 <Tenebrae`> booooxiiiiing
04:51 <Tenebrae`> miiteeeeens \o/
04:52 <Tenebrae`> what do you think?

Notes: Tenebrae being a punk ass bitch.

[8:36pm] Ammler: maybe we should try to be pm.
[8:36pm] Xaroth is now known as planetcreater.
[8:36pm] Polygon joined the chat room.
[8:36pm] planetcreater: ... feels wrong
[8:37pm] planetcreater is now known as Xaroth.
[8:37pm] planetmaker: you could try. But all of you will fail
[8:37pm] Ammler is now known as moonmaker.
[8:37pm] planetmaker: :D
[8:37pm] Rubidium: hmm, post mortem?
[8:37pm] planetmaker: hm... you're in my orbit, moonmaker ?
[8:37pm] KenjiE20 is now known as satellitemaker.
[8:38pm] Prof_Frink: Moonmaker? Wasn't that set in Kingsdown?
[8:38pm] • Chrill is not known as anything else than Chrill
[8:38pm] Prof_Frink: Wait, that was Moonraker.
[8:38pm] Chrill: a movie
[8:38pm] Chrill: 007
[8:38pm] Chrill: xD
[8:38pm] Chrill: close but no cigare
[8:38pm] Chrill: -e
[8:38pm] satellitemaker: lol
[8:38pm] Prof_Frink: Chrill: Don't be silly. The film wasn't set in Kingsdown.
[8:39pm] welshdragon: Prof_Frink: stop raking Chrill's moon :p
[8:39pm] Chrill: moonraker was set in my basement
[8:39pm] Chrill: I like mooning
[8:39pm] satellitemaker: look what you've started now ammler :P
[8:39pm] moonmaker: :)
[8:39pm] moonmaker: call me "mm"
[8:40pm] satellitemaker: lol
[8:40pm] Prof_Frink: Chrill: No, it really was set on the cliffs above Kingsdown, East Kent.
[8:40pm] Rubidium: so moonmaker > planetmaker?
[8:41pm] Prof_Frink: Where's sunmaker?
[8:41pm] Xaroth is now known as sunmaker.
[8:41pm] sunmaker: right here
[8:41pm] moonmaker: what is first, moon or planet?
[8:41pm] sunmaker: planet
[8:41pm] PeterT: planet
[8:41pm] sunmaker: sun planet moon
[8:41pm] Prof_Frink: planet + planetoid --> planet + moon.
[8:41pm] PeterT: what is the moon going to orbit around? emtpy space?
[8:42pm] moonmaker: PeterT: yes, until a rock splits from and become a planet.
[8:42pm] planetmaker is now known as supernova.
[8:42pm] satellitemaker: :D
[8:42pm] sunmaker: uh oh, he went supernova
[8:42pm] PeterT: whois moonmaker?
[8:42pm] supernova: boooom!
[8:42pm] sunmaker: RUN AWAY!
[8:43pm] Chrill: ..this is nuts
[8:43pm] • satellitemaker emptyspace
[8:43pm] satellitemaker: whoops
[8:43pm] supernova: and thus all starts over...
[8:43pm] satellitemaker is now known as emptyspace.
[8:43pm] supernova is now known as planetmaker.
[8:43pm] Prof_Frink: suprnova.org?
[8:43pm] emptyspace is now known as KenjiE20.
[8:44pm] sunmaker is now known as Xaroth.
[8:44pm] • Prof_Frink is now known as Quasar_3C273
[8:44pm] moonmaker: :'-(
[8:47pm] planetmaker: rebirth is qute certain, moonmaker

Notes: busy night tonight for the ol' QDB

[22:48] <Chrill> babyottd is gay
[22:49] <babyottd> is gay to be like chrill

* jonty-comp pats Noetloj and gives him a cat biscuit
<Noetloj> D:
<Noetloj> I'm more dog like than cat like D:

welshdragon: gaaah, Vermin internet has died a death again
[11:50p] You left the chat by being disconnected from the server.
[11:50p] You rejoined the room.
[11:51p] SHRIKEE left the chat room. (Quit: SHRIKEE)
[11:51p] welshdragon: luckily for you twonks  i have a bouncer, so can slip away unnoticed
[11:53p] welshdragon: orudge: damn you qdb'd that man milk quote fast
[11:53p] welshdragon: are you that quick in bed?
[11:55p] welshdragon: hello?
[11:55p] You left the chat by being disconnected from the server.

Notes: welshdragon talking to himself behind a firewall

[18:01:45] * Nite_Owl (~Nite_Owl@somewhere.served.by.comcast.net) has joined #tycoonexiles
[18:01:48] * Tenebrae takes Bukkit's trousers
[18:01:51] <Nite_Owl> Hello all
[18:01:54] * Tenebrae holds them and blinks at Nite_Owl

Notes: Uncomfortableness.

Sacro  wonders who to hug
<JamieLei>  i heard Jolteon likes hugs and is incredibly gay
* Jolteon  <==
<Vemarkis>  JamieLei, I dunno, his comments about women lately make me think he is bi instead.

Notes: Regarding activity at the meet

* welshdragon is joined with a mad Dutchman
< Sacro> bumsex?

[21:12] * orudge back in a bit
[21:12] <jonty-comp> orudge is going for a poo, don't you know.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> A solid waz.
[21:12] <@orudge> no
[21:12] <Vemarkis> You crazy britons, talking about poo all the time.
[21:12] <@orudge> a waz is quite liquid
[21:12] <@orudge> YOU FOOL.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> HENCE THE DESCRIPTOR "SOLID"
[21:13] <@orudge> BUT THEN IT'S NOT A WAZ
[21:13] <@orudge> you wazzock
[21:13] <@orudge> :D
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> IT IS
[21:13] * orudge toodles off, really
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> BECAUSE IT IS ALL FROM THE SAME PLACE
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> NOT OFFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> There.

[23:14:42] <RPharazon> Anus burger? D:
[23:15:00] <reldred> yes RPharazon, I'm going to get an anus burger
[23:15:02] <Tenebrae> :OOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:15:04] <Tenebrae> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

Notes: The channel can get a bit disturbing at times.