< Jolteon> peter1138: I got it >OFF< the children.
< jonty-comp> YOU DID WHAT TO THE CHILDREN
< Sacro> you get off with children?
< Jolteon> ... oh cock.
< Jolteon> WAIT
< Jolteon> Don't turn that around..

[14:29:40] <Bukkit> jonty-comp is a totalitarian who edits his own entries
[14:35:02] <jonty-comp> yes, yes I am
[14:35:05] <jonty-comp> to demonstrate this
[14:35:07] <jonty-comp> Bukkit: forget that
[14:35:07] <Bukkit> Okay, jonty-comp, forgot that jonty-comp is a totalitarian who edits his own entries

[06:03:35] <RPharazon> Night, all.
[06:03:47] <RPharazon> Observe as the Tenebrae arrives within 10 minutes of my departure.
[06:55:31] * Tenebrae boops]
[06:55:32] <Tenebrae> bah
[06:55:36] <Tenebrae> no RPharazon :<

Notes: times are GMT +1

* Shinaku plays a game with Jolteon
<Jolteon> what game? O_o
<Shinaku> *giggles* anything you want
<Prof_Frink> Hide the sausage?
<Jolteon> Prof_Frink: pssh.
<Jolteon> Hide the sausage is for little kids.

<Noetloj> I haz an interview tommorow, for possible temp work in a playground D:
<Noetloj> Playgroup
<Noetloj> even.
<Doorslammer> Are you applying to be a nursery kid?

<Eoin> jonty-comp is a stupid ugly whore
<hubble> a stupid person
<hubble> a stupid ugly whore
<hubble> oh shit a stupid ugly whore

Notes: Jonty-comp's bot has turned against his owner :P

[nick/change] JameiLei -> Nickname
[nick/change] Jolteon -> JameiLei
<JameiLei> I AM A HUGE FAGGOT
[nick/change] JameiLei -> Jolteon
[signoff/Nickname] Killed (charon.oftc.net (Nick change collision))
[signoff/Jolteon] Killed (charon.oftc.net (Nick change collision))

[23:46:06] * Sacro licks Tenebrae
[23:46:07] <Sacro> er
[23:46:10] * Sacro likes Tenebrae

[23:11:26] <Noetloj> this is the part where it all goes wrong, I think.
[23:11:34] <orudge> this is the part where the rap breaks down
[23:11:35] <orudge> as they say.
[23:11:45] <Noetloj> (it gets all intense, no one makes a sound!)
[23:12:02] * orudge wants Noetloj intently, without making a sound
[23:12:03] <orudge> er
[23:12:04] <orudge> watches
[23:12:08] <orudge> :(

Notes: orudge jolteon

<Tenebrae> can't be bigger than mine :3

[14:24] <welshdragon> jonty-comp: you there?
[14:28] <Bukkit> The time is 20:27
[14:44] * Lakie (~Lakie@91.84.251.149) has joined #tycoonexiles
[15:01] * welshdragon has quit (Quit: welshdragon)
[15:02] <jonty-comp> welshdragon: no
[15:02] <Bukkit> no means yes!
[15:02] <jonty-comp> it does, on this occasion
[15:06] <Bukkit> botroll
[15:07] <orudge_> bogroll
[15:09] <jonty-comp> botsnack
[15:09] <Bukkit> ...
[15:09] <jonty-comp> ...
[15:09] <Bukkit> [Everyone falls silent and stares.]
[15:13] <Bukkit> no means yes!
[15:13] <lolman> Yes means no!
[15:17] <Bukkit> I NEED SOMEBODY HELP! I NEED ANYBODY HELP! I SAID I NEED SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
[15:21] <lolman> Obviously Bukkit doesn't know the Beatles.
[15:25] * Bukkit holds on tight and thinks happy thoughts

Notes: Having fun with the Bukkit

* Bukkit hugs PeterT
* PeterT hugs Bukkit
* Bukkit gives PeterT a cherry pie
* PeterT omnomnom
<Bukkit> Me too, me too?
<PeterT> Indian giver

Notes: The Bukkit craves cherry pie

<babyottd>  i tried making Melkur inhale 40 megs of condensed logs today

Notes: Bot gone mad. Oh dears.

JameiLei: bah - this girl thinks im lying cause i told her i cant goto her 18th cause im in malaysia
Sacro: JameiLei: girl, 18th
Sacro: let me go
Sacro: hot asian?
JameiLei: shes half asian
JameiLei: absolutely stunning
Sacro: :o
Sacro: would she like 7 inches of brit?
JameiLei: she prefers 10 inches of africa from what i know :(

<Dreamxtreme> someone name me some places to add in the UK for my map
<Doorslammer> London is quite useful
<_ln> Hull
<Doorslammer> Birmingham

Notes: A surprising amount of people forget Hull is an actual place

* jonty-comp shoots orudge
* orudge falls over
* welsh claims SROTU status
* jonty-comp leaves the community
  <@orudge> welsh: have fun paying the bills
* welsh offers jonty-comp joint ownership
* jonty-comp runs away screaming
  <+jonty-comp> as if I'd want to run this community of misfits

the skins off them
21:46 <@orudge> I like the skins :(
21:47 <+jonty-comp> the skins can be weird depending on the expensiveness of
                    the sausage, but without them it's weirder
21:47 <+jonty-comp> also, that's what she said
21:47 <@orudge> well, quite
21:48 < Sacro> perhaps your granded is jewish
21:48 < Sacro> and must therefore have his sausage circumcised

[23:47:46] <Tenebrae`> such a huge thing can not fit down my throat ;_________;

[22:48] <Chrill> babyottd is gay
[22:49] <babyottd> is gay to be like chrill

16:00 <RPharazon> ROBOBOY
16:00 <RPharazon> YOUR ISP SUCKS
16:01 * Quits: RPharazon (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Jolteon>  and again, and again, and again, whoops here we go again!

<Shinaku> I need a jolteon.
<Jolteon> You can get them pretty cheaply.

[02:05] <welsh> your mum is pointless
[02:05] <Redirect_Left> Burnt
[02:05] <Redirect_Left> To a crisp
[02:05] <Sacro> like a jew
[02:06] <Dreamxtreme> thats not what i told her whilst she was bouncing on my lap

Notes: casual racism, followed by bouncing

»» 20:56:55 < welshdragon> i hate having a dlu - like virus :(
»» 20:56:58 < welshdragon> *flu
»» 20:57:47 < welshdragon> i panicked and went to A&E as the stoopid NHS Direct site said I had swine flu :(
»» 20:58:02 < Sacro> hehe
»» 20:59:03 < welshdragon> apparently the welsh NHS Direct site doesn't even mention swine flu yet
»» 21:00:07 < shinaku> just sheep flu
»» 21:00:52 < welshdragon> shinaku: no, that's Foot & Mouth

[00:36] <+Brianetta> I just twigged that Noetloj is Jolteon. Noetloj: You were less annoying as Jolteon, I seem to remember.
[00:36] <Noetloj> Swell
[00:36] <+Brianetta> See?
[00:36] <Noetloj> Fuck off.
[00:36] <Eoin> and Jolteon was captain pokemon :P
[00:36] <Noetloj> and take Eoin with you
[00:36] <+Brianetta> Point made.
[00:36] * Noetloj (~105Adam@5ad420eb.bb.sky.com) Quit (Quit: fucknig twats)

<jonty-comp> you know, the internet is for porn.
<babyottd> i know
<Eoin> :)
<babyottd> like sacro : )

Notes: Funny bots :D

[18:22:56] * meow leaves some offerings for Fawksie
[18:22:59] <meow> OFFERINGS OF POOOOOOOOOOO
[18:23:01] <meow> HAhahahahaha
[18:23:02] * Fawksie noms
[18:23:05] <meow> D:
[18:23:11] <Fawksie> ARGH
[18:23:12] <meow> He nommed my poo
[18:23:15] <meow> Oh lawd
[18:23:15] <Fawksie> I read  "FOOOOOOD"
[18:23:17] <meow> hahaha

Notes: Not actually from #tycoon or a related channel, but some #tycooners know of these people, and it amused me. :D

<Doorslammer> For I am Mentok the Mid Taker!   Oooooooooowheeeeeeeeoooooooeeeeee!
<FelipeMazza89> lol
<Doorslammer> Mind Taker :S
* Doorslammer takes Felipe's mind
<Doorslammer> A water biscuit?
<Doorslammer> :O
<Doorslammer> Figures
<Tenebrae> lmao
<FelipeMazza89> F**k off lol!

<lobster> i am positively stunned
* Tenebrae takes the mellon and sticks it in lobster's mouth
<Tenebrae> *melon
<lobster> also, she attends the HKU, like i do
<lobster> and alhmmm, hmmm hbwwwmmm hwmmmm
* lobster has a melon in his mouth
<lobster> hwwmmmmm hwmuummhhmmm!
<lobster> HUWMMWWM!!
* orudge sticks lobster in a cupboard
<lobster> HMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMM!
<lobster> HMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
<orudge> http://accessories.euro.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=uk&l=en&cs=ukdhs1&sku=A1662660
<orudge> I have a feeling that should be £1295
<orudge> not £12.95
<lobster> AWHLLLLLLLL LWWWWWHHHHHHHH
<lobster> HHWWWWWWWWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> :D
<Tenebrae> now I know what to do when you start going on about girls!
* Tenebrae rejoices at having found a solution :D
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
<Tenebrae> myes, myes, we know
* Tenebrae pats lobster's head
<lobster> WWWHHHMMMMMMMM!!!
<lobster> HMM HWMMM HWWMMMMMMMWWWW!!
* orudge removes the melon
<Tenebrae> I'm sure you'll end up sleeping with her soon, yes yes yes
<Tenebrae> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* orudge kisses lobster passionately
<orudge> this'll keep him quiet, too
<Tenebrae> O_O
<Tenebrae> X_X
* lobster wonders why no-one translates that as "I CANT GET AIR"
<orudge> "I NEED AIR" maybe
* lobster fondles orudge vividly
<orudge> :D
* lobster prepares for teh beautiful manlove with orudge
<orudge> right, there is audio to be surfed, back in a minute or five
<orudge> oh
<lobster> OH YOU MEN!!!
<orudge> make love to me while I surf, dear lobster
<Tenebrae> zomgzongzomg
* lobster turns around, insulted

Notes: A rather long yet entertaining story about manlove, melons and a crustacean that loves the women perhaps a tad too much.

[13:16:30] <Lachie> my nipples are hard.
[13:16:35] <Lachie> hang on
[13:16:37] <Lachie> wrong channel.

* Tenebrae offers dragonhorseboy a creme egg
* dragonhorseboy pokes tenebrae
* Tenebrae pokes dragonhorseboy back
* LaSeandre pokes dragonhorseboy and Tenebrae
<LaSeandre> QUIT IT!
* dragonhorseboy pokes tenebrae in the chest for starting this and also pokes laseandre twice
<LaSeandre> :)
<dragonhorseboy> :P
<LaSeandre> D:
* Tenebrae pokes LaSeandre and dragonhorseboy simultaneously
* dragonhorseboy whacks tenebrae with an ACME bat
<dragonhorseboy> ;)
* LaSeandre slaps Tenebrae and dragonhorseboy upside the head
<LaSeandre> this is gonna look fun on the logs.
* Tenebrae pulls a lever and wiggles as two ACME anvils fall, one on LaSeandre and dragonhorseboy each
* Tenebrae wins
* dragonhorseboy boots laseandre
<LaSeandre> D:
<LaSeandre> NO FAIR
<LaSeandre> I'M TELLING MUMMY
* LaSeandre flees
* dragonhorseboy smithers tenebrae into a very thin flat pancake
<dragonhorseboy> lol laseandre
<LaSeandre> D:
<LaSeandre> LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE, JUST LOOK!

Notes: Fun of an evening on #tycoon

[17:34] Bukkit: [You feel your magical energy drain away.]
[17:39] • welshdragon dies
[17:39] • Bukkit incinerates welshdragon's cold dead corpse
[17:43] • Bukkit gives welshdragon a humansnack
[17:46] orudge: is Bukkit giving welshdragon his own incinerated ashes to eat?

Notes: Poor Welshdragon

17:35 < welshdragon> Sacro: should be back in 'ull by 14:00
17:35 < Sacro> hmm
17:35 < Sacro> it's 17:35 now

Notes: welshdragon telling sacro when he'll be back in 'ull

< orudge> Has Tenebrae` got a grasp (hurr hurr) on the knob polishing yet, or is this something else you're looking up?
< Prof_Frink> Well, Tenebrae` does lack a certain something when it comes to knob polishing.
< Tenebrae`> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
< Tenebrae`> EWEWEW
< Tenebrae`> EWWWWWW
< Tenebrae`> EWWWW
< Tenebrae`> GAH
< Tenebrae`> HRRR
< Prof_Frink> Hahahahaha
< Tenebrae`> I'll never be able to look him in the eye ever again ._.
< Tenebrae`> was he really?
< Tenebrae`> you guys do you think he really was?
< Tenebrae`> oh
< Tenebrae`> ach
< Tenebrae`> ;_;

<Tenebrae> see, in the female, there is a distinction between the cloaca and the actual vagina
<lobster_MB> ANAL COCKBUSTING FOR PEACE
<Tenebrae> which forms once the bird hits peak maturity
<Tenebrae> exactly, lobster_MB
<Tenebrae> wait, what, no.

Notes: Dispute on bird procreation.

<Doorslammer> Shinaku, got a message for you
* Sacro|MB goes for a shit, shower and shave
<Doorslammer> End of message

[17:22:04] * jonty-comp punches LaSeandre in the face
[17:22:20] <LaSeandre> D.
[17:25:21] * jonty-comp punches LaSeandre in the face again
[17:25:31] <LaSeandre> D
[17:25:45] * jonty-comp sticks some googly-eyes to LaSeandre's face
[17:25:57] <LaSeandre> D8
[17:26:12] * jonty-comp turns LaSeandre's frown upside-down
[17:26:34] <LaSeandre> 8D
[17:26:55] * jonty-comp inserts several equals signs into LaSeandre's nose
[17:27:21] <LaSeandre> oh haha
[17:27:38] <jonty-comp> :D
[17:28:03] <LaSeandre> fine
[17:28:07] <LaSeandre> 8======D
[17:28:45] <jonty-comp> wow, that's a low of equals
[17:28:50] <jonty-comp> someone's self-confident.

[14:44:44] <Jonty> WHERE IS JAMIELEI
[14:44:44] <Jonty> I WANT HIM

Notes: Self-explanatory, really

[21:58] <@orudge> I should get myself a sack
[21:58] <@orudge> so that I can empty the contents of my sack all over Jen's living room tomorrow

[01:13]  * welshdragon gives Bukkit some cock
[01:13]  * Bukkit now contains some cock.
[01:13]  <welshdragon> how... disturbing
[01:13]  <welshdragon> not a mental image i really wanted

Notes: These bots like to give you a mind****

Sacro  wonders who to hug
<JamieLei>  i heard Jolteon likes hugs and is incredibly gay
* Jolteon  <==
<Vemarkis>  JamieLei, I dunno, his comments about women lately make me think he is bi instead.

Notes: Regarding activity at the meet

<Jolteon> ...waiting...waiting...why isn't this wo...oh wait, it connected

23:48 < Jolteon> I've never had a "virus" as such, at least not one that had a physical effect on my sister.

[17:33]  <lobster_MB> PENIS PENIS PENIS
[17:33]  <Prof_Frink> The Number of the Lobster!

Notes: A dispute about evil and penii.

<Doorslammer> If I didn't say random things, then all sorts of elephants would happen

<orudge> It's pootime!
<PeterT> you don't need to annouce that, orudge
<RPharazon> Yes he does!
<RPharazon> It's a law of #tycoonexiles.
<RPharazon> You must call your poops.
<orudge> It shall be epic.
<PeterT> Oh, lord.
<orudge> I'd tweet about it from my iPhone, but, well, that's a bit much.
<RPharazon> EPIC DEFECATION

Notes: Epic defecation indeed.

[18:01:45] * Nite_Owl (~Nite_Owl@somewhere.served.by.comcast.net) has joined #tycoonexiles
[18:01:48] * Tenebrae takes Bukkit's trousers
[18:01:51] <Nite_Owl> Hello all
[18:01:54] * Tenebrae holds them and blinks at Nite_Owl

Notes: Uncomfortableness.

* Tenebrae yawns
* PeterT goes to bed
* Bukkit hops in with PeterT
* PeterT pushes the Bukkit on the floor
<PeterT> get 'cha own bed!
<Tenebrae> :(
<PeterT> wha?
* Tenebrae goes to bed
* Bukkit hops in with Tenebrae
* Tenebrae hugs Bukkit
<Bukkit> Get the hell off my lawn.
<Tenebrae> :<
<Bukkit> :<
<PeterT> mah bed's not nearly big enough to fit Bukkit too :-(
<Tenebrae> mine is!

Notes: Llamas!

»» 16:35:30 <+Prof_Frink> You can /part any time you like, but you can never /quit.
»» 16:35:56 -!- Benny [~Benny@40.81-166-86.customer.lyse.net] has quit [Quit: Oh really now?]
»» 16:36:13 <+Prof_Frink> Ban him!
»» 16:36:25 < Tenebrae`> QUICK
»» 16:36:26 < Tenebrae`> ORUDGE
»» 16:36:26 < Bukkit> ORUDGE is silly
»» 16:36:29 < Tenebrae`> TEACH HIM A LESSON
»» 16:36:32 < Tenebrae`> please :<
»» 16:36:39 -!- mode/#tycoon [+b *!him*@*] by orudge
»» 16:36:39 -!- Benny [~Benny@40.81-166-86.customer.lyse.net] has joined #tycoon
»» 16:36:42 < Benny> NOO DONT BAN ME
»» 16:36:45 < Tenebrae`> :OOOOO

»» 21:11:44 < peter1138> anything good on the forums tonight peter?
»» 21:12:33 < PeterT> peter1138: yes
»» 21:12:47 < welshdragon> peter1138: your mum
»» 21:13:05 < PeterT> ^