<RPharazon> Botsnack.
<Bukkit> :D <-- PUT PIE HERE
<RPharazon> :D
* RPharazon puts pie in the Bukkit's anus
* Bukkit drops peter1138 and takes pie.
<RPharazon> what
<Bukkit> WHAT, IN THE BUTT
<LaSeandre> apt.
<LaSeandre> very apt.
<RPharazon> Did he just add the anus-pie in his inventory?
<LaSeandre> yes.
* Bukkit nods happily
<RPharazon> Goddamn.

Notes: Never underestimate Bukkit's capability to be aptly disturbing.

<welshdragon> i have cold feet on my back :s
<Jolteon> ..wait what.
<Jolteon> You have cold feet on your back?
<Jolteon> Just where everyone keeps their feet!
<jonty-comp> welshdragon: you must be flexible then
<orudge_> I often keep my feet on welshdragon's back
<orudge_> and my arms on jonty-comp's front
<orudge_> wait, no
<jonty-comp> no.

< Tenebrae`> Hm.
 * Tenebrae` measures Prof_Frink's elbows
< Tenebrae`> Hm. Hm.
< Prof_Frink> Careful
< Tenebrae`> Why? :3
< Prof_Frink> They're quite sharp
< Tenebrae`> You're husband material, aren't you.
< Prof_Frink> "Erk."
< Tenebrae`> only husbands say that sort of thing!
< Prof_Frink> I... wouldn't know.
 * Tenebrae` adds this newfound information to her FrinkFile
< orudge> FrinkFile, eh
< Tenebrae`> Yes!
< Tenebrae`> For I'm creepy like that
< Tenebrae`> booo *wiggles her fingers at orudge*
< Prof_Frink> Tenebrae` is a Frinkophile?
 * Tenebrae` snaps her fingers
< Tenebrae`> you beat me to it

<Dreamxtreme> someone name me some places to add in the UK for my map
<Doorslammer> London is quite useful
<_ln> Hull
<Doorslammer> Birmingham

Notes: A surprising amount of people forget Hull is an actual place

[23:47:46] <Tenebrae`> such a huge thing can not fit down my throat ;_________;

22:16:57 < GoneWacko> Dutch, English, German, Some French, Some Danish, Some Spanish, Some Swedish, Some Norwegian...
22:17:06 < GoneWacko> although those latter languages are mostly just reading
22:17:11 < GoneWacko> I can read them and make some sense out of them
22:18:04 < wallyweb> GoneWacko is a poligamist ... erm ... polylinguist
22:18:05 < Prof_Frink> GoneWacko is something of a cunning linguist.

Notes: A case of impeccable timing

* Tenebrae stretched and stretched and stretched
<Tenebrae> like this
<Tenebrae>  /o/
<Tenebrae> \o\
<PeterT> \o\
<Tenebrae> lol
<PeterT> |o|
<Tenebrae>  /o\
<Tenebrae> \o/
<Tenebrae> like that
<PeterT> \o|
<PeterT> |o/

Notes: The Tenebrae is now well-stretched.

[17:27:17] <Tenebrae> Prof_Frink, Prof_Frink!
[17:27:21] <Tenebrae> I saw a tiny little thing!
[17:27:23] <Tenebrae> and it reminded me of you!

<Sacro> ooh
<Sacro> where did they get the brittish trains from?
<Tenebrae> Sacro, when two methods of transportation love each other very very much...

[21:49] <jonty-comp> pfft, that's because you never do any work
[21:50] <jonty-comp> you just like playing with children.
[21:50] <jonty-comp> wait, eww.

<Bukkit> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
<RPharazon> Bukkit: what was that
<Bukkit> RPharazon: That was 'random factoid' (#853): <reply> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
<RPharazon> Bukkit: random factoid <reply> It takes more energy to point that out than to leave me alone.
<Bukkit> Okay, RPharazon.

< Jolteon> peter1138: I got it >OFF< the children.
< jonty-comp> YOU DID WHAT TO THE CHILDREN
< Sacro> you get off with children?
< Jolteon> ... oh cock.
< Jolteon> WAIT
< Jolteon> Don't turn that around..

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<switchgirl> hii
<Nite_Owl> Hello switchgirl
<switchgirl> i have just realised i spent the last week not eating and i drank water like 5 times :s - so adicted to the game
<Nite_Owl> it can do that to you
<PeterT> switchgirl: try to control yourself
<switchgirl> i'm a woman i'm superb at control :D
* PeterT falls over

Notes: It took me a while to recover from this one.

<Jolteon> i just want to find out if i nailed anyone in the dream xD
<Eoin> i did in my dream last night :)
<Jolteon> Eoin: ew, nothx.

<Jolteon> ...waiting...waiting...why isn't this wo...oh wait, it connected

* Abx0r (Abx0r@cpe-76-186-96-125.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #openttdcoop
<Abx0r> !help
<PublicServer> Abx0r: http://www.openttdcoop.org/wiki/IRC_Commands
<Abx0r> !download
<PublicServer> Abx0r: !download autostart|autottd|autoupdate|lin|lin64|osx|win32|win64|win9x
<Abx0r> !download win32
<PublicServer> Abx0r: http://binaries.openttd.org/nightlies/trunk/r18461/openttd-trunk-r18461-windows-win32.zip
<Abx0r> !password
<PublicServer> Abx0r: junkie

Notes: PublicServer having fun

[01:13]  * welshdragon gives Bukkit some cock
[01:13]  * Bukkit now contains some cock.
[01:13]  <welshdragon> how... disturbing
[01:13]  <welshdragon> not a mental image i really wanted

Notes: These bots like to give you a mind****

05:40 <Markk> What is the name of the original soundfile?
05:41 <dihedral> gnah .....  
05:41 <dihedral> do you know google?
05:41 <dihedral> do you know wiki.openttd.org
05:41 <Markk> Haha, sorry mate
05:41 <dihedral> do you know readme.txt
05:42 <rane> how_to_be_an_ass_on_irc.txt
05:42 <Markk> :D

Notes: How to give help as an ass on irc ?

JameiLei: jolteon: honest to god, buying a jeep is NOT going to get you any more girls. seriously.
JameiLei: i just saw one out the window. oh how i've now got a throbbing erection.
orudge: I just saw JameiLei. Now I've got... wait, no, that'll just get qdb'd.

Notes: Jolteon thinking that owning a Jeep will give him extra sex-appeal

<orudge> 50 yards/metres?
<orudge> that's quite long
<Tenebrae`> orudge, yup
<Tenebrae`> it is quite long, yes

* orudge_ gives the Tenebrae a wiggly kitten
* Tenebrae saves it for after her fish soup

Notes: Tenebrae, devourer of kittens.

* Doorslammer draws stuffs
* jonty-comp stuff drawers
<jonty-comp> +s
<Doorslammer> + with socks
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<Doorslammer> Isn't that right, SpongeBob BulgePants?
* lws1984 (~lws1984@ip68-109-114-129.ri.ri.cox.net) Quit
<Doorslammer> lws might have got the wrong idea there...

Notes: Oh dear...

20:59  * Sacro tries to locate Shirley Station
21:05  * XeryusTC tries to locate Sacro
21:05  * Sacro waves
21:05 < XeryusTC> or rather, Sacro's private parts ;)
21:06 < XeryusTC> very hard to find indeed
21:10 < Sacro> :(
21:10 < Sacro> not what your mum said
21:10 < Sacro> well, she did find them very hard

<dragonhorseboy> mind telling me how to have a navigator bar on left side that stays there regarding of how long the text to right is going to scroll down?
<jonty-comp> JavaScript
<marcf> frames
<GoneWacko> css

22:20 < Jolteon> jonty-comp: DO NOT WANT.
22:20 < jonty-comp> WELL DO NOT GET THEN
22:20 < Jolteon> OK THEN
22:21 < jonty-comp> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY
22:21 < Jolteon> I DUNNO
22:21 < Jolteon> but I know what I'm hoping.
22:21 < jonty-comp> WELL DON'T LOOK AT ME

<Severenth_> bingo
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<@welshdragon> hmm
<@LaSeandre> he's doing a Sacro on us.

Notes: #ebus, 23:10ish, 12/07/2010: Severenth does a Sacro.

[23:14:42] <RPharazon> Anus burger? D:
[23:15:00] <reldred> yes RPharazon, I'm going to get an anus burger
[23:15:02] <Tenebrae> :OOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:15:04] <Tenebrae> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

Notes: The channel can get a bit disturbing at times.

13:03 < LaSeandre> ahh, Mr Lobster. I've been expecting you.
13:06  * Bukkit humps LaSeandre

<Nite_Owl> poke lobster
<GoneWacko> oh I did more than that
<GoneWacko> IF YOU GET MY MEANING
<Nite_Owl> sadly yes

Notes: A poking dispute.

[23:18:36] <+Andel> WOWOW
<+Prof_Frink> Andel: Don't use those letters!
<+Prof_Frink> You'll trigger a relapse!
<+Andel> for who?
<+Prof_Frink> patchman.
<@patchman> brb, reinstalling WoW
<+Andel> oh dear...
<+Andel> whoops

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< Deeganto> hi
* Bukkit COMES BUKKITS
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[02:15am] Tenebrae: OH.
[02:15am] Tenebrae: NO.
[02:15am] Tenebrae: if i let go of this cracker
[02:15am] Tenebrae: it's gonna break
[02:16am] Tenebrae: and of course it will land avocado side dowb
[02:16am] Tenebrae: *n
[02:16am] Tenebrae: what do i do ;______;
[02:16am] welshdragon: hold it one handed?
[02:16am] Tenebrae: for the rest of my life?
[02:17am] welshdragon: no
[02:17am] welshdragon: define 'cracker'
[02:17am] • Tenebrae imagines herself walking down the aisle holding this avocado topped cracker
[02:17am] welshdragon: as in a Jacob's Cracker?
[02:17am] Tenebrae: Ritz cracker
[02:17am] Tenebrae: round
[02:17am] Tenebrae: crspy
[02:17am] Tenebrae: salty
[02:17am] Tenebrae: um
[02:17am] Tenebrae: darker on one side than the other
[02:19am] welshdragon: aah
[02:19am] welshdragon: i know wjhat you mean
[02:19am] welshdragon: put it down on something?
[02:19am] welshdragon: (your head or somehing)
[02:19am] Tenebrae: I managed to open my mouth wide enough to eat it
[02:20am] welshdragon: lol
[02:20am] Tenebrae: the cracker has been saved \o/
[02:20am] welshdragon: big mouth... big enough for a large....
[02:20am] • welshdragon stops there
[02:20am] • orudge slaps welshdragon
[02:20am] Tenebrae: cracker myis
[02:20am] Tenebrae: and feesh soup
[02:20am] orudge: soups
[02:20am] Tenebrae: once I fit a pomegranate in my mouth
[02:20am] Tenebrae: it was a little one though
[02:21am] welshdragon: don't make me say what I was going to say...
[02:21am] Tenebrae: meep?
[02:21am] welshdragon: meep

Notes: A cracker dilemma and talk about meeping

<RPharazon> Go to Australia, eat Kangaroo Penis Burgers!
<Tenebrae> myes, indeed

Notes: Fun times in the channel

<nicholas_>  does anyone speak C++ ?
<Alberth> not native
<TrueBrain> fluent!

<weirdy> Bukkit: literal[*] weirdy
* +Bukkit (~bucket@borealis.jontysewell.net) Quit (Quit: Eep, the house is on fire!)
<weirdy> uhhhh

<GoneWacko> What makes you think I have not had sex with an incredible amount of women?! :O
 <lobster> for one, the fact that you are a virgin
 <GoneWacko> Pfft.
 <GoneWacko> You are just narrowminded.
 <GoneWacko> I don't see how being a virgin means I've never slept with a woman.
 <GoneWacko> wait.
 <lobster> well...
 <GoneWacko> now I'm just sounding horribly gay.
 <welshdragon> STOP
 <Sacro> GoneWacko: yes
 <lobster> could've been men as well
 <Sacro> HAMMERZEIT
 <GoneWacko> OKAY YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT LOBSTER I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE INDEED THANK YOU

Notes: A dispute on the WINE convention's amount of female attendees.

[11:20am] welshdragon: http://www.isengard.co.uk/images/JPEGS/S9_DW18-2-09BS%20culprit.jpg
[11:21am] Elukka: his idea is mass transit for sheep
[11:22am] dihedral: it's a dog
[11:22am] welshdragon: it\s a sheep
[11:22am] dihedral: :-P
[11:22am] Elukka: welsh, i have actually wanted that creature for a long time

<Doorslammer> An alphabet went into the doctors the other day.  Doctor asks, "What's the trouble?"  Alphabet says, "Oh, I think I have trouble with me Rs..."
<Doorslammer> Boom boom
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<Doorslammer> Im not surprised, roboboy.  I'd have done the same thing too had I heard that one

<orudge> It's pootime!
<PeterT> you don't need to annouce that, orudge
<RPharazon> Yes he does!
<RPharazon> It's a law of #tycoonexiles.
<RPharazon> You must call your poops.
<orudge> It shall be epic.
<PeterT> Oh, lord.
<orudge> I'd tweet about it from my iPhone, but, well, that's a bit much.
<RPharazon> EPIC DEFECATION

Notes: Epic defecation indeed.

18:18 < weirdy> How do I encode to flac?
18:18 <@orudge> use a FLAC encoder
18:18 <@orudge> such as `flac'

<welshdragon> i can see
<babydragon> Oh you can, can you?
<welshdragon> yes
<babydragon> How?
<welshdragon> with my butt
<babydragon> Your butt sounds like a plan.

Notes: babydragon does not realise that a butt is not a good thing :P

<Nite_Owl> In the comic books Tony Stark was a much darker, more brooding, and self absorbed character
<GoneWacko> So you're a racist, is that it?
<GoneWacko> The colour of his skin was better in the comic books?
<GoneWacko> HUH?
<GoneWacko> HUH?
<Nite_Owl> darker in personality

Notes: A dispute on Iron Man.

[5:32p] orudge: I fancy dinner
[5:32p] orudge: therefore, I am not Michael Winner
[5:32p] orudge: hmm
[5:32p] orudge: should go via Tesco first
[5:32p] welshdragon: orudge: you ruined that rhyme
[5:32p] jonty-comp: Calm down dear, it's only Tesco
[5:33p] orudge: you're only Tesco
[5:35p] welshdragon: 'i fancy dinner, therefore, i am not Michael Winner, i will hop in my car, but not to go far, for my supermarket is not Haymarket, it's Tesco, not al fresco'
[5:36p] welshdragon: (yes, i did just think that up)

<CaptObvious> is there an easier way to upgrade rail->monorail or monorail->maglev than manually replacing all of my trains?
<|Jeroen|> can't it be done with autoreplace ?
<Xaroth> how do you want to fit a monorail train into a maglev depot?
<|Jeroen|> brute force

[03:10]  <Tenebrae> we're verbally discussing it
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> SKYPAN IS MAH HOBBY
[03:10]  <Tenebrae> cause it's sort of long winded
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> I DO IT
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> LIKE A MAD FORESTER
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> RUB RUB
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> I SEX YOU
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> PIKACHU
[03:10]  <Tenebrae> what *don't* do you like a mad forester?
[03:10]  <lobster_MB> you do have a point there

Notes: The Tenebrae is always right.

[14:24] <welshdragon> jonty-comp: you there?
[14:28] <Bukkit> The time is 20:27
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[15:02] <jonty-comp> welshdragon: no
[15:02] <Bukkit> no means yes!
[15:02] <jonty-comp> it does, on this occasion
[15:06] <Bukkit> botroll
[15:07] <orudge_> bogroll
[15:09] <jonty-comp> botsnack
[15:09] <Bukkit> ...
[15:09] <jonty-comp> ...
[15:09] <Bukkit> [Everyone falls silent and stares.]
[15:13] <Bukkit> no means yes!
[15:13] <lolman> Yes means no!
[15:17] <Bukkit> I NEED SOMEBODY HELP! I NEED ANYBODY HELP! I SAID I NEED SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
[15:21] <lolman> Obviously Bukkit doesn't know the Beatles.
[15:25] * Bukkit holds on tight and thinks happy thoughts

Notes: Having fun with the Bukkit

<reldred> I spend most of my time these days masturbating.

Notes: right place, right time

[7:29p] cctoide left the chat room. (Quit: If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him!)
[7:29p] • welshdragon kills the cctoide
[7:29p] welshdragon: HE IS THE BUDDHA

10:04 <George> OTTD resources usage question.
10:04 <George> What is it better - to heve more sprites or to have more assembled graphics?
10:05 <George> For example
10:05 <Eddi|zuHause> you're not going to run into the sprite limit, if that's what you're asking
10:06 <George> If I have a house, that has a fly about it, than what is better?
10:06 <George> 1) to have 10 sprites of a house
10:07 <George> 2) to have 2 sprites (a house and a fly) and 10 pseudosprites to assemble them into one image
10:07 <Muxy> fly tox will solve your problem
10:07 <George> It is not a joke
10:07 <George> I'm trying to improve ARVs NFO

<RPharazon> :<
<PeterT> :<
<Bukkit> :<
<PeterT> :<
<Bukkit> :<
<RPharazon> POUTANENDSNAO
<Bukkit> :<
<Bukkit> :<
<Bukkit> :<
<Bukkit> :<
<Tenebrae> lol
<Bukkit> :<
<Bukkit> :<
 * Bukkit was kicked by Tenebrae (Bukkit)
 * Bukkit has joined the channel
<Bukkit> :<
<Bukkit> :<

Notes: Bukkit undergoes existence failure.