[17:22:04] * jonty-comp punches LaSeandre in the face
[17:22:20] <LaSeandre> D.
[17:25:21] * jonty-comp punches LaSeandre in the face again
[17:25:31] <LaSeandre> D
[17:25:45] * jonty-comp sticks some googly-eyes to LaSeandre's face
[17:25:57] <LaSeandre> D8
[17:26:12] * jonty-comp turns LaSeandre's frown upside-down
[17:26:34] <LaSeandre> 8D
[17:26:55] * jonty-comp inserts several equals signs into LaSeandre's nose
[17:27:21] <LaSeandre> oh haha
[17:27:38] <jonty-comp> :D
[17:28:03] <LaSeandre> fine
[17:28:07] <LaSeandre> 8======D
[17:28:45] <jonty-comp> wow, that's a low of equals
[17:28:50] <jonty-comp> someone's self-confident.
[23:11:26] <Noetloj> this is the part where it all goes wrong, I think.
[23:11:34] <orudge> this is the part where the rap breaks down
[23:11:35] <orudge> as they say.
[23:11:45] <Noetloj> (it gets all intense, no one makes a sound!)
[23:12:02] * orudge wants Noetloj intently, without making a sound
[23:12:03] <orudge> er
[23:12:04] <orudge> watches
[23:12:08] <orudge> :(
Notes: orudge jolteon
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* Doorslammer draws stuffs
* jonty-comp stuff drawers
<jonty-comp> +s
<Doorslammer> + with socks
* lws1984 (~lws1984@ip68-109-114-129.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #tycoon
<Doorslammer> Isn't that right, SpongeBob BulgePants?
* lws1984 (~lws1984@ip68-109-114-129.ri.ri.cox.net) Quit
<Doorslammer> lws might have got the wrong idea there...
Notes: Oh dear...
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[01:45] <Tenebrae> lobster_MB, lobster_MB
[01:46] <Tenebrae> I need you to explain something to me
[01:49] <lobster_MB> what, Tenebrae?
[01:49] <Tenebrae> well, well
[01:49] <Tenebrae> I said, to the RPharazon
[01:49] <Tenebrae> "This chicken is really dry"
[01:49] <Tenebrae> since i"m eating grilled chicken
[01:49] <Tenebrae> and then he goes
[01:50] <Tenebrae> "That's what SHE said"
[01:50] <Tenebrae> and lols
[01:50] <Tenebrae> and I figured, well, that doesn't really work
[01:50] <Tenebrae> and he said "it does, if you think about it"
[01:50] <Tenebrae> but I dun get it
[01:50] <Tenebrae> so please explain!
[01:50] <lobster_MB> hahaha
[01:50] <welshdragon> lala
[01:50] <lobster_MB> this is a classic case of something raunchy
[01:50] <Tenebrae> that much I figured
[01:50] <Tenebrae> explain!
[01:50] <RPharazon> No never!
[01:51] <lobster_MB> have you ever heard the nana song "smells like fish, tastes like chicken, you don't know what i've been licking"?
[01:51] <lobster_MB> that should cover the question
[01:51] <Tenebrae> I think I've heard it but I dun get it
[01:51] <lobster_MB> hmmm
[01:51] <lobster_MB> well
[01:51] <Tenebrae> ;_;
[01:52] <Tenebrae> google explained it
[01:52] <Tenebrae> thank you
[01:52] <lobster_MB> hahahahahaha
[01:52] * RPharazon high-fives the lobster_MB
[01:52] <lobster_MB> classic
[01:52] * lobster_MB high-fives the RPharazon back
Notes: Classic dispute involving the female genitalia.
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21:14 RPharazon >> I've had this super-powered computer for half a year now
and NOTHING has frozen it.
21:15 RPharazon >> Not even Just Cause 2, Dwarf Fortress, Minecraft,
SMplayer, and a defrag running at the same time slowed it
down.
21:15 RPharazon >> The first time I've had to do a hard shutdown, and it's
because MSE fought with an installer program.
21:15 RPharazon >> It was saying "OI WTF ARE YOU DOING STOP" and the
installer was like "NO I WAS TOLD TO INSTALL FUCK YOU"
Notes: RPharazon knows everything about how computers work.
[21:12] * orudge back in a bit
[21:12] <jonty-comp> orudge is going for a poo, don't you know.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> A solid waz.
[21:12] <@orudge> no
[21:12] <Vemarkis> You crazy britons, talking about poo all the time.
[21:12] <@orudge> a waz is quite liquid
[21:12] <@orudge> YOU FOOL.
[21:12] <Born_Acorn> HENCE THE DESCRIPTOR "SOLID"
[21:13] <@orudge> BUT THEN IT'S NOT A WAZ
[21:13] <@orudge> you wazzock
[21:13] <@orudge> :D
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> IT IS
[21:13] * orudge toodles off, really
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> BECAUSE IT IS ALL FROM THE SAME PLACE
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> NOT OFFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> ORIFICES
[21:13] <Born_Acorn> There.
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Ameecher: oh balls
Ameecher: turn off the laptop for installation of drivers to take effect and it won't restart
Ameecher: it's dead!
shinaku: Sounds like a buffer overrun the UXL, happens from time to time when you install kernel based modular device driver sub systems
shinaku: I'm assuming this is XP or Vista, yeah?
Ameecher: XP yes
• shinaku nods
Ameecher: and the way round this is?
shinaku: What you want to do is hold it upside down and shake it SOFTLY
Ameecher: you're shitting me
shinaku: the problem is that most laptops have power saving shit
shinaku: which hold drivers in ram
shinaku: if you shake it softly you'll disconnect/reconnect a pin or two on the ram
shinaku: which will cause it to do an error check
Ameecher: holy cow
Ameecher: that actually worked
shinaku: :]
Ameecher: crikey :D
Ameecher: cheers!
shinaku: np
Ameecher: excellent all now works! :D
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<GoneWacko> (I would posit that my friends ARE nerds, but I guess Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec leo lacus, dignissim id fermentum sed, eleifend at nunc. Cras convallis leo in leo suscipit suscipit. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Maecenas at nisi velit. Donec id enim lacus. Vestibulum ullamcorper turpis et metus gravida sit amet condimentum ligula lacinia. Curabitur nisl
<GoneWacko> woops
Notes: <GoneWacko> accidental paste of lorem ipsum
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»» 00:03:07 < Sacro> let's take a ride an electric car
»» 00:03:15 < Sacro> to the west side in an electric car
»» 00:03:19 < Sacro> how can you deny an electric car
»» 00:03:51 < LaSeandre> Because it's you, Sacro.
»» 00:03:58 < Sacro> :'(
»» 00:04:02 * Sacro hugs Tenebrae`
»» 00:04:16 < LaSeandre> Welsh, qdb that!
»» 00:04:40 < PeterT> no, too much qdb
»» 00:04:49 < welshdragon> lol
»» 00:05:13 < LaSeandre> Welsh, DO IT!
»» 00:05:33 < LaSeandre> DOOOOO EEEEETT!
»» 00:06:03 < welshdragon> i'mma do your mum
»» 00:06:35 < LaSeandre> \o/
»» 00:06:59 < LaSeandre> Wait...
»» 00:07:04 < LaSeandre> ._.
Notes: Singing, mothers and too much QDB (apparently)... just another normal day in #tycoon then!
<+Brianetta> "How do you make a cat go woof?"
< Sacro|Laptop> Brianetta: I thought it was s/woof/sound like a dog/
< babyottd> i thought it was celestar
< Sacro|Laptop> "How do you make a cat go Celestar?"
< babyottd> your mom did
Notes: The longer you leave these bots, the more the become self-aware.
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<Eddi|zuHause> would you quit that damn on-topic talk?!? you're disturbing the discussion ;)
* ^Spike^ (~spike@d200003.upc-d.chello.nl) has joined #openttd
<TrueBrain> @mode +m
* DorpsGek sets mode +m #openttd
* DorpsGek gives channel operator status to TrueBrain
<TrueBrain> solves that issue
<TrueBrain> damn, I am in one mean mood :p
<TrueBrain> @mode -m
* DorpsGek sets mode -m #openttd
<OwenS> rofl
<PeterT> lol
* Rubidium has changed the topic to: ESC
<Rubidium> so, now we can talk off-topic about OpenTTD again! :)
Notes: this is where offtopic talk gets you
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19:02 < Tenebrae> Noetloj, SHUT UP. You are behind the times.
19:02 < Noetloj> Your fucking family is.
19:02 < Noetloj> Now fucking stop telling me what to fucking do.
19:02 < Noetloj> You fucking shut up you little bossy bitch.
19:02 < Tenebrae> neener neener, I've gone and pissed you off
19:03 < Noetloj> Not really.
19:03 < Noetloj> I'm perfectly calm.
[11:20am] welshdragon: http://www.isengard.co.uk/images/JPEGS/S9_DW18-2-09BS%20culprit.jpg
[11:21am] Elukka: his idea is mass transit for sheep
[11:22am] dihedral: it's a dog
[11:22am] welshdragon: it\s a sheep
[11:22am] dihedral: :-P
[11:22am] Elukka: welsh, i have actually wanted that creature for a long time
[02:15am] Tenebrae: OH.
[02:15am] Tenebrae: NO.
[02:15am] Tenebrae: if i let go of this cracker
[02:15am] Tenebrae: it's gonna break
[02:16am] Tenebrae: and of course it will land avocado side dowb
[02:16am] Tenebrae: *n
[02:16am] Tenebrae: what do i do ;______;
[02:16am] welshdragon: hold it one handed?
[02:16am] Tenebrae: for the rest of my life?
[02:17am] welshdragon: no
[02:17am] welshdragon: define 'cracker'
[02:17am] • Tenebrae imagines herself walking down the aisle holding this avocado topped cracker
[02:17am] welshdragon: as in a Jacob's Cracker?
[02:17am] Tenebrae: Ritz cracker
[02:17am] Tenebrae: round
[02:17am] Tenebrae: crspy
[02:17am] Tenebrae: salty
[02:17am] Tenebrae: um
[02:17am] Tenebrae: darker on one side than the other
[02:19am] welshdragon: aah
[02:19am] welshdragon: i know wjhat you mean
[02:19am] welshdragon: put it down on something?
[02:19am] welshdragon: (your head or somehing)
[02:19am] Tenebrae: I managed to open my mouth wide enough to eat it
[02:20am] welshdragon: lol
[02:20am] Tenebrae: the cracker has been saved \o/
[02:20am] welshdragon: big mouth... big enough for a large....
[02:20am] • welshdragon stops there
[02:20am] • orudge slaps welshdragon
[02:20am] Tenebrae: cracker myis
[02:20am] Tenebrae: and feesh soup
[02:20am] orudge: soups
[02:20am] Tenebrae: once I fit a pomegranate in my mouth
[02:20am] Tenebrae: it was a little one though
[02:21am] welshdragon: don't make me say what I was going to say...
[02:21am] Tenebrae: meep?
[02:21am] welshdragon: meep
Notes: A cracker dilemma and talk about meeping
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14 @ orudge >> I'm really very chuffed :D
18:16 Tenebrae` >> chuffed
18:16 Tenebrae` >> ?
18:16 Bukkit >> !
18:16 @ orudge >> yes, chuffed!
18:16 @ orudge >> [17:03:02] <orudge> How very wonderful :D
18:16 @ orudge >> [17:03:05] <orudge> wallyweb's box just arrived!
18:16 @ orudge >> if you're not familiar with the word itself, it means
"pleased"
18:17 * Tenebrae` nods
18:17 * Bukkit holds onto Tenebrae`'s head and nods also.
18:17 Tenebrae` >> thank you
18:17 Bukkit >> You're welcome
18:17 Tenebrae` >> Bukkit, taking credit for other people's work is not nice
18:17 Bukkit >> Okay, Tenebrae`.
18:17 Tenebrae` >> -_-'''
18:17 @ orudge >> taking credit for other people's work
18:17 Bukkit >> taking credit for other people's work is not nice
18:17 @ orudge >> very good, Bukkit
18:17 Tenebrae` >> at least he learned.
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<Tenebrae> I know but I'm at work with a migraine D:
* Nite_Owl thought Tenebrae was a little quieter then usual
<Tenebrae> observant Nite_Owl is observant
<lobster> migrainic Tenebrae is migrainic
<Tenebrae> I cause migraines? D:
<lobster> no, migration
<Tenebrae> T_T
Notes: A dispute about Tenebrae's migraine causing mass migration.
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JameiLei: bah - this girl thinks im lying cause i told her i cant goto her 18th cause im in malaysia
Sacro: JameiLei: girl, 18th
Sacro: let me go
Sacro: hot asian?
JameiLei: shes half asian
JameiLei: absolutely stunning
Sacro: :o
Sacro: would she like 7 inches of brit?
JameiLei: she prefers 10 inches of africa from what i know :(
* LilDood amuses welshdragon
<Doorslammer> Nudge nudge
<welshdragon> LilDood, find my keys
<LilDood> wank wank ;D
<Tenebrae> especially in the mornings
<Tenebrae> wait what
<LilDood> teehe
<welshdragon> Tenebrae, you've done it again ><
<Doorslammer> Oh dear
<welshdragon> that is qdb material
<LilDood> obviously
<Tenebrae> T_T
[8:36pm] Ammler: maybe we should try to be pm.
[8:36pm] Xaroth is now known as planetcreater.
[8:36pm] Polygon joined the chat room.
[8:36pm] planetcreater: ... feels wrong
[8:37pm] planetcreater is now known as Xaroth.
[8:37pm] planetmaker: you could try. But all of you will fail
[8:37pm] Ammler is now known as moonmaker.
[8:37pm] planetmaker: :D
[8:37pm] Rubidium: hmm, post mortem?
[8:37pm] planetmaker: hm... you're in my orbit, moonmaker ?
[8:37pm] KenjiE20 is now known as satellitemaker.
[8:38pm] Prof_Frink: Moonmaker? Wasn't that set in Kingsdown?
[8:38pm] • Chrill is not known as anything else than Chrill
[8:38pm] Prof_Frink: Wait, that was Moonraker.
[8:38pm] Chrill: a movie
[8:38pm] Chrill: 007
[8:38pm] Chrill: xD
[8:38pm] Chrill: close but no cigare
[8:38pm] Chrill: -e
[8:38pm] satellitemaker: lol
[8:38pm] Prof_Frink: Chrill: Don't be silly. The film wasn't set in Kingsdown.
[8:39pm] welshdragon: Prof_Frink: stop raking Chrill's moon :p
[8:39pm] Chrill: moonraker was set in my basement
[8:39pm] Chrill: I like mooning
[8:39pm] satellitemaker: look what you've started now ammler :P
[8:39pm] moonmaker: :)
[8:39pm] moonmaker: call me "mm"
[8:40pm] satellitemaker: lol
[8:40pm] Prof_Frink: Chrill: No, it really was set on the cliffs above Kingsdown, East Kent.
[8:40pm] Rubidium: so moonmaker > planetmaker?
[8:41pm] Prof_Frink: Where's sunmaker?
[8:41pm] Xaroth is now known as sunmaker.
[8:41pm] sunmaker: right here
[8:41pm] moonmaker: what is first, moon or planet?
[8:41pm] sunmaker: planet
[8:41pm] PeterT: planet
[8:41pm] sunmaker: sun planet moon
[8:41pm] Prof_Frink: planet + planetoid --> planet + moon.
[8:41pm] PeterT: what is the moon going to orbit around? emtpy space?
[8:42pm] moonmaker: PeterT: yes, until a rock splits from and become a planet.
[8:42pm] planetmaker is now known as supernova.
[8:42pm] satellitemaker: :D
[8:42pm] sunmaker: uh oh, he went supernova
[8:42pm] PeterT: whois moonmaker?
[8:42pm] supernova: boooom!
[8:42pm] sunmaker: RUN AWAY!
[8:43pm] Chrill: ..this is nuts
[8:43pm] • satellitemaker emptyspace
[8:43pm] satellitemaker: whoops
[8:43pm] supernova: and thus all starts over...
[8:43pm] satellitemaker is now known as emptyspace.
[8:43pm] supernova is now known as planetmaker.
[8:43pm] Prof_Frink: suprnova.org?
[8:43pm] emptyspace is now known as KenjiE20.
[8:44pm] sunmaker is now known as Xaroth.
[8:44pm] • Prof_Frink is now known as Quasar_3C273
[8:44pm] moonmaker: :'-(
[8:47pm] planetmaker: rebirth is qute certain, moonmaker
Notes: busy night tonight for the ol' QDB
04:50 <Tenebrae`> LaSeandre, LaSeandre
04:50 <Tenebrae`> I wrote a song
04:50 <Tenebrae`> ready?
04:50 <Tenebrae`> Cuuute leetol kitteeeens
04:50 <Tenebrae`> wearing their mitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> cuute leetol kitteeens wearing their leetol boxing miitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> Cuuute leetol kitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> walking down the streeeet
04:51 <Tenebrae`> passing by meeeee
04:51 <Tenebrae`> they say
04:51 <Tenebrae`> punk ass bitch I'll beatcho right now punk ass hoe
04:51 <Tenebrae`> cuuute leetol kitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> wearing their mitteeeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> cuuute leetol kitteens beating me with their
04:51 <Tenebrae`> booooxiiiiing
04:51 <Tenebrae`> miiteeeeens \o/
04:52 <Tenebrae`> what do you think?
Notes: Tenebrae being a punk ass bitch.
<Tenebrae`> THIS TUNA SALAD IS AWESOOOOOOOOOOOME
* Tenebrae` dances around
* Tenebrae` falls over
* Prof_Frink tunes Tenebrae`'s salad
<Tenebrae`> lol
<Tenebrae`> my salad is not a radio, sillyhead
* Prof_Frink gives Tenebrae` a two-pronged piece of cutlery to eat her salad with
<Tenebrae`> two pronged, eh?
<Prof_Frink> Yes.
<Tenebrae`> Hm.
<Tenebrae`> How odd.
<Prof_Frink> It is, of couse, a tuning fork.
* Tenebrae` falls over
Notes: Prof_Frink's joke on etiquette.
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< Tenebrae`> Hm.
* Tenebrae` measures Prof_Frink's elbows
< Tenebrae`> Hm. Hm.
< Prof_Frink> Careful
< Tenebrae`> Why? :3
< Prof_Frink> They're quite sharp
< Tenebrae`> You're husband material, aren't you.
< Prof_Frink> "Erk."
< Tenebrae`> only husbands say that sort of thing!
< Prof_Frink> I... wouldn't know.
* Tenebrae` adds this newfound information to her FrinkFile
< orudge> FrinkFile, eh
< Tenebrae`> Yes!
< Tenebrae`> For I'm creepy like that
< Tenebrae`> booo *wiggles her fingers at orudge*
< Prof_Frink> Tenebrae` is a Frinkophile?
* Tenebrae` snaps her fingers
< Tenebrae`> you beat me to it
