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<Lakie> Night All.
<lobster_MB> i have 0.1 gram pills
* Lakie 's opengl lighting fails badly
<lobster_MB> a friend of mine gets 3 gram pills
<lobster_MB> he sleeps like a baby on 'em though
<RPharazon> Night, Lakie.
<RPharazon> Have fun programming.
<Chrill> RPharazon, praise the Lord and pass the ammunation
<Tenebrae> I
<Tenebrae> LOVE
<Tenebrae> PUMPKIN
<Tenebrae> PIE
* Tenebrae omnomnomnonmonmonmomnomnom
<Chrill> I
<Chrill> CAN
<Chrill> SPELL
<Chrill> ONE
<Chrill> WORD
<RPharazon> Welcome to the club, Tenebrae.
<Chrill> PER
<Chrill> LINE
<RPharazon> C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
<Lakie> ...
* Lakie has quit IRC (Quit: Sleep.)
Notes: Lakie gets confused and leaves. Fun times.
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<Bukkit> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
<RPharazon> Bukkit: what was that
<Bukkit> RPharazon: That was 'random factoid' (#853): <reply> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
<RPharazon> Bukkit: random factoid <reply> It takes more energy to point that out than to leave me alone.
<Bukkit> Okay, RPharazon.
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* Illegal_Alien is now known as Guest1237
* IA_Laptop is now known as Illegal_Alien
* Illegal_Alien is now known as Guest1238
* Guest1237 is now known as Illegal_Alien
* Guest1238 is now known as IA_Laptop
<Rubidium> looks like someone tried to evade the American police
<Eoin> xD
[8:39pm] Redirect_Left: My nose is big.
[8:39pm] • Redirect_Left just managed to stick half a dry wipe pen up it.
[8:39pm] welshdragon: so is.... wait
[8:39pm] Redirect_Left: and those are thick.
[8:40pm] welshdragon: i'm mot meant to know that
[8:40pm] Redirect_Left: welshdragon: Well, for that info, you'd need to ask shinaku.
[8:40pm] welshdragon: Redirect_Left: -_-
[8:40pm] Redirect_Left: :D
[8:40pm] • Redirect_Left pats welshdragon.
[8:40pm] • welshdragon purrs
[14:24] <welshdragon> jonty-comp: you there?
[14:28] <Bukkit> The time is 20:27
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[15:02] <jonty-comp> welshdragon: no
[15:02] <Bukkit> no means yes!
[15:02] <jonty-comp> it does, on this occasion
[15:06] <Bukkit> botroll
[15:07] <orudge_> bogroll
[15:09] <jonty-comp> botsnack
[15:09] <Bukkit> ...
[15:09] <jonty-comp> ...
[15:09] <Bukkit> [Everyone falls silent and stares.]
[15:13] <Bukkit> no means yes!
[15:13] <lolman> Yes means no!
[15:17] <Bukkit> I NEED SOMEBODY HELP! I NEED ANYBODY HELP! I SAID I NEED SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
[15:21] <lolman> Obviously Bukkit doesn't know the Beatles.
[15:25] * Bukkit holds on tight and thinks happy thoughts
Notes: Having fun with the Bukkit
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JameiLei: bah - this girl thinks im lying cause i told her i cant goto her 18th cause im in malaysia
Sacro: JameiLei: girl, 18th
Sacro: let me go
Sacro: hot asian?
JameiLei: shes half asian
JameiLei: absolutely stunning
Sacro: :o
Sacro: would she like 7 inches of brit?
JameiLei: she prefers 10 inches of africa from what i know :(
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Ameecher: oh balls
Ameecher: turn off the laptop for installation of drivers to take effect and it won't restart
Ameecher: it's dead!
shinaku: Sounds like a buffer overrun the UXL, happens from time to time when you install kernel based modular device driver sub systems
shinaku: I'm assuming this is XP or Vista, yeah?
Ameecher: XP yes
• shinaku nods
Ameecher: and the way round this is?
shinaku: What you want to do is hold it upside down and shake it SOFTLY
Ameecher: you're shitting me
shinaku: the problem is that most laptops have power saving shit
shinaku: which hold drivers in ram
shinaku: if you shake it softly you'll disconnect/reconnect a pin or two on the ram
shinaku: which will cause it to do an error check
Ameecher: holy cow
Ameecher: that actually worked
shinaku: :]
Ameecher: crikey :D
Ameecher: cheers!
shinaku: np
Ameecher: excellent all now works! :D
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welshdragon: gaaah, Vermin internet has died a death again
[11:50p] You left the chat by being disconnected from the server.
[11:50p] You rejoined the room.
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[11:51p] welshdragon: luckily for you twonks i have a bouncer, so can slip away unnoticed
[11:53p] welshdragon: orudge: damn you qdb'd that man milk quote fast
[11:53p] welshdragon: are you that quick in bed?
[11:55p] welshdragon: hello?
[11:55p] You left the chat by being disconnected from the server.
Notes: welshdragon talking to himself behind a firewall
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»» 00:03:07 < Sacro> let's take a ride an electric car
»» 00:03:15 < Sacro> to the west side in an electric car
»» 00:03:19 < Sacro> how can you deny an electric car
»» 00:03:51 < LaSeandre> Because it's you, Sacro.
»» 00:03:58 < Sacro> :'(
»» 00:04:02 * Sacro hugs Tenebrae`
»» 00:04:16 < LaSeandre> Welsh, qdb that!
»» 00:04:40 < PeterT> no, too much qdb
»» 00:04:49 < welshdragon> lol
»» 00:05:13 < LaSeandre> Welsh, DO IT!
»» 00:05:33 < LaSeandre> DOOOOO EEEEETT!
»» 00:06:03 < welshdragon> i'mma do your mum
»» 00:06:35 < LaSeandre> \o/
»» 00:06:59 < LaSeandre> Wait...
»» 00:07:04 < LaSeandre> ._.
Notes: Singing, mothers and too much QDB (apparently)... just another normal day in #tycoon then!
»» 16:35:30 <+Prof_Frink> You can /part any time you like, but you can never /quit.
»» 16:35:56 -!- Benny [~Benny@40.81-166-86.customer.lyse.net] has quit [Quit: Oh really now?]
»» 16:36:13 <+Prof_Frink> Ban him!
»» 16:36:25 < Tenebrae`> QUICK
»» 16:36:26 < Tenebrae`> ORUDGE
»» 16:36:26 < Bukkit> ORUDGE is silly
»» 16:36:29 < Tenebrae`> TEACH HIM A LESSON
»» 16:36:32 < Tenebrae`> please :<
»» 16:36:39 -!- mode/#tycoon [+b *!him*@*] by orudge
»» 16:36:39 -!- Benny [~Benny@40.81-166-86.customer.lyse.net] has joined #tycoon
»» 16:36:42 < Benny> NOO DONT BAN ME
»» 16:36:45 < Tenebrae`> :OOOOO
* LilDood amuses welshdragon
<Doorslammer> Nudge nudge
<welshdragon> LilDood, find my keys
<LilDood> wank wank ;D
<Tenebrae> especially in the mornings
<Tenebrae> wait what
<LilDood> teehe
<welshdragon> Tenebrae, you've done it again ><
<Doorslammer> Oh dear
<welshdragon> that is qdb material
<LilDood> obviously
<Tenebrae> T_T
JameiLei: jolteon: honest to god, buying a jeep is NOT going to get you any more girls. seriously.
JameiLei: i just saw one out the window. oh how i've now got a throbbing erection.
orudge: I just saw JameiLei. Now I've got... wait, no, that'll just get qdb'd.
Notes: Jolteon thinking that owning a Jeep will give him extra sex-appeal
< wallyweb> GoneWacko: Yes ... I am really poor ... Can I borrow a noodle until Thursday?
<@GoneWacko> Have one on the house
< wallyweb> I lost my ladder
<@GoneWacko> Hope you're not afraid of heights because you'll have to get a ladder and get it off the house if you want it.
<@GoneWacko> OH SNAP
< wallyweb> heh
Notes: Great minds have similar trains of thought!
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* Tenebrae` pounces on Lakie
* Tenebrae` scrambles up to the top of his head
* Tenebrae` hides and sits eating her pb samweej
<Lakie> Hi Tenebrae`.
* Lakie continues to wonder why he has a constant numb pins'n'needles in his right hand though.
<Tenebrae`> D:
<Tenebrae`> you're not having a stroke, are you D:
<Lakie> Don't think so
* peter1138 strokes lakie
<Lakie> ...
<Tenebrae`> ...
Notes: Helpful peter1138 is... helpful :|
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[14:29:40] <Bukkit> jonty-comp is a totalitarian who edits his own entries
[14:35:02] <jonty-comp> yes, yes I am
[14:35:05] <jonty-comp> to demonstrate this
[14:35:07] <jonty-comp> Bukkit: forget that
[14:35:07] <Bukkit> Okay, jonty-comp, forgot that jonty-comp is a totalitarian who edits his own entries
<+Brianetta> "How do you make a cat go woof?"
< Sacro|Laptop> Brianetta: I thought it was s/woof/sound like a dog/
< babyottd> i thought it was celestar
< Sacro|Laptop> "How do you make a cat go Celestar?"
< babyottd> your mom did
Notes: The longer you leave these bots, the more the become self-aware.
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[18:53] <GoneWacko> hrrrrr
[18:53] <GoneWacko> ordered some New York Pizza 70 minutes ago
[18:53] <GoneWacko> still not here
[18:53] <GoneWacko> I demand a free bottle of coke
[18:53] <orudge> well, that was silly
[18:53] <orudge> it'll take at least 7 hours to get to you from New York
[18:55] <lobster> orudge has a good point there
[18:55] <lobster> you should've ordered from Ciao Italia
[18:55] <lobster> the high-speed train shouldn't take more than a couple of hours
[18:56] <lobster> pizza might still be lukewarm
[18:56] <GoneWacko> well then they shouldn't send e-mails telling me the pizza should be there in 30-45 minutes
[18:56] <lobster> was the email also saying that you should pay a 1000 euros so a rich African sheik or prince can put his fortune on your bank account?
Notes: A pizza dispute.
<Doorslammer> I for one, am pretty supportive of the idea, as an atheist in a religion-based charity job
<Doorslammer> Imagine trying to tell some of the old dears Im not an Anglican, I could be on a crucifix before you can order 5 fishes and 2 loaves
<Doorslammer> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7681914.stm
<Doorslammer> But Stephen Green of pressure group Christian Voice said: "Bendy-buses, like atheism, are a danger to the public at large"
<Doorslammer> LEAVE THE POOR BLOODY BENDY BUSES ALONE! NOT THEIR FAULT THEY ARE SATANISTS!
Notes: Religion getting nasty, now turning against Dennis Dart and his books of evil
[20:03:44] <lobster> THAT IS AMAZING ORUDGE
[20:03:46] <lobster> DAMN
[20:03:54] <Metalcore> test
[20:03:55] <lobster> HOW CAN I HAS MISSED THAT
[20:03:55] <Metalcore> shit
[20:03:58] <Metalcore> there
[20:04:03] * Tenebrae rolls around in her clean laundry
[20:04:05] <Tenebrae> lolololololol
[20:04:05] <Metalcore> when comes the ameromeet?
[20:04:06] <lobster> ALSO
[20:04:08] <Tenebrae> it smells so goooooooooooooooooooood
[20:04:10] <lobster> EEEENTESTEEEEEEENS
Notes: Tenebrae being a responsible op.
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<jonty-comp> Install faster dammit!
<jonty-comp> It's still on the first bar ._.
<jonty-comp> installing help files in many languages I don't give a crap about
<jonty-comp> I DON'T CARE ABOUT CLEANING MY CD IN RUSSIAN
<Doorslammer> :D
<Doorslammer> New RUSSIAN! CD cleaner
<Doorslammer> Cleans in seconds, look at the sparkle!
<Doorslammer> Quit Stalin, get cleanin'!
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<RPharazon> "Common dishes are: mashed potatoes, which are first boiled (usually peeled), and then mashed with milk or yogurt and butter; whole baked potatoes; boiled or steamed potatoes; French-fried potatoes or chips; cut into cubes and roasted; scalloped, diced, or sliced and fried (home fries); grated into small thin strips and fried (hash browns); grated and formed into dumplings, Rsti or potato pancakes. Unlike many foods, potatoes
<lobster_MB> suck?"
Notes: A potato dispute.