20:59  * Sacro tries to locate Shirley Station
21:05  * XeryusTC tries to locate Sacro
21:05  * Sacro waves
21:05 < XeryusTC> or rather, Sacro's private parts ;)
21:06 < XeryusTC> very hard to find indeed

Notes: XTC tries to get in Sacro's pants.

welshdragon: gaaah, Vermin internet has died a death again
[11:50p] You left the chat by being disconnected from the server.
[11:50p] You rejoined the room.
[11:51p] SHRIKEE left the chat room. (Quit: SHRIKEE)
[11:51p] welshdragon: luckily for you twonks  i have a bouncer, so can slip away unnoticed
[11:53p] welshdragon: orudge: damn you qdb'd that man milk quote fast
[11:53p] welshdragon: are you that quick in bed?
[11:55p] welshdragon: hello?
[11:55p] You left the chat by being disconnected from the server.

Notes: welshdragon talking to himself behind a firewall

[02:05] <welsh> your mum is pointless
[02:05] <Redirect_Left> Burnt
[02:05] <Redirect_Left> To a crisp
[02:05] <Sacro> like a jew
[02:06] <Dreamxtreme> thats not what i told her whilst she was bouncing on my lap

Notes: casual racism, followed by bouncing

[22:49]  <weirdy> I think... I think I may be growing up D:
[22:50]  <welshdragon> D:
[22:50]  * lobster_MB has quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
[22:50]  <welshdragon> you killed lobster D:
[22:53]  <Sacro> you b/tard

Notes: edited out the obscenity.

»» 14:18:19 < Ben_> should i get tickets tommorow...
»» 14:23:26 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:30 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:30 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:31 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:31 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:35 < welshdragon|uni> and
»» 14:23:37 < welshdragon|uni> NO
»» 14:23:43 < welshdragon|uni> Today

Notes: welshdragon being demanding

* Abx0r (Abx0r@cpe-76-186-96-125.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #openttdcoop
<Abx0r> !help
<PublicServer> Abx0r: http://www.openttdcoop.org/wiki/IRC_Commands
<Abx0r> !download
<PublicServer> Abx0r: !download autostart|autottd|autoupdate|lin|lin64|osx|win32|win64|win9x
<Abx0r> !download win32
<PublicServer> Abx0r: http://binaries.openttd.org/nightlies/trunk/r18461/openttd-trunk-r18461-windows-win32.zip
<Abx0r> !password
<PublicServer> Abx0r: junkie

Notes: PublicServer having fun

[14:08]  <lobster> hmmm, I should rewatch some Weebl and Bob
[14:08]  <lobster> and come up with more, exciting things for Bukkit \o/
[14:08]  <Bukkit> and come up with more, sexciting things for Bukkit \o/
[14:09]  <lobster> 0_o

Notes: Bukkit hits puberty. Hard.

<weirdy> Bukkit: literal[*] weirdy
* +Bukkit (~bucket@borealis.jontysewell.net) Quit (Quit: Eep, the house is on fire!)
<weirdy> uhhhh

* Tenebrae offers dragonhorseboy a creme egg
* dragonhorseboy pokes tenebrae
* Tenebrae pokes dragonhorseboy back
* LaSeandre pokes dragonhorseboy and Tenebrae
<LaSeandre> QUIT IT!
* dragonhorseboy pokes tenebrae in the chest for starting this and also pokes laseandre twice
<LaSeandre> :)
<dragonhorseboy> :P
<LaSeandre> D:
* Tenebrae pokes LaSeandre and dragonhorseboy simultaneously
* dragonhorseboy whacks tenebrae with an ACME bat
<dragonhorseboy> ;)
* LaSeandre slaps Tenebrae and dragonhorseboy upside the head
<LaSeandre> this is gonna look fun on the logs.
* Tenebrae pulls a lever and wiggles as two ACME anvils fall, one on LaSeandre and dragonhorseboy each
* Tenebrae wins
* dragonhorseboy boots laseandre
<LaSeandre> D:
<LaSeandre> NO FAIR
<LaSeandre> I'M TELLING MUMMY
* LaSeandre flees
* dragonhorseboy smithers tenebrae into a very thin flat pancake
<dragonhorseboy> lol laseandre
<LaSeandre> D:
<LaSeandre> LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE, JUST LOOK!

Notes: Fun of an evening on #tycoon

[06:03:35] <RPharazon> Night, all.
[06:03:47] <RPharazon> Observe as the Tenebrae arrives within 10 minutes of my departure.
[06:55:31] * Tenebrae boops]
[06:55:32] <Tenebrae> bah
[06:55:36] <Tenebrae> no RPharazon :<

Notes: times are GMT +1

<Eoin> ROFLLLLLLLL
<Eoin> WE JUST GOT PWNT
<TrueBrain> @kick Eoin talking in capitals all the time is annoying, at least
* DorpsGek has kicked Eoin from #openttd (talking in capitals all the time is annoying, at least)
* Eoin (eoin@cpc1-dund8-0-0-cust3.sgyl.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined #openttd
<TrueBrain> @kban Eoin 3600 talking in capitals all the time is annoying, at least (no-auto-return)
* DorpsGek sets ban on *!eoin@cpc1-dund8-0-0-cust3.sgyl.cable.virginmedia.com
* DorpsGek has kicked Eoin from #openttd (talking in capitals all the time is annoying, at least (no-auto-return))

Notes: Eoin just got pwnt.

<Eddi|zuHause> would you quit that damn on-topic talk?!? you're disturbing the discussion ;)
* ^Spike^ (~spike@d200003.upc-d.chello.nl) has joined #openttd
<TrueBrain> @mode +m
* DorpsGek sets mode +m #openttd
* DorpsGek gives channel operator status to TrueBrain
<TrueBrain> solves that issue
<TrueBrain> damn, I am in one mean mood :p
<TrueBrain> @mode -m
* DorpsGek sets mode -m #openttd
<OwenS> rofl
<PeterT> lol
* Rubidium has changed the topic to: ESC
<Rubidium> so, now we can talk off-topic about OpenTTD again! :)

Notes: this is where offtopic talk gets you

<Wasila> How do you pay for an open source program?
<TrueBrain> by sending them money

Notes: Clevarness

<orudge> It's pootime!
<PeterT> you don't need to annouce that, orudge
<RPharazon> Yes he does!
<RPharazon> It's a law of #tycoonexiles.
<RPharazon> You must call your poops.
<orudge> It shall be epic.
<PeterT> Oh, lord.
<orudge> I'd tweet about it from my iPhone, but, well, that's a bit much.
<RPharazon> EPIC DEFECATION

Notes: Epic defecation indeed.

<nicholas_>  does anyone speak C++ ?
<Alberth> not native
<TrueBrain> fluent!

20:59  * Sacro tries to locate Shirley Station
21:05  * XeryusTC tries to locate Sacro
21:05  * Sacro waves
21:05 < XeryusTC> or rather, Sacro's private parts ;)
21:06 < XeryusTC> very hard to find indeed
21:10 < Sacro> :(
21:10 < Sacro> not what your mum said
21:10 < Sacro> well, she did find them very hard

TrueBrain: I just spoke to DorpsGek, and he feels abused
dihedral: must have been Sacro then :p
Truebrain: hehehe
* welshdragon likes dihedral's comment :p

Notes: removed Truebrain's typo

<TrueBrain> we have more important things to hide :p
<dihedral> hihi
<dihedral> your pants :-D
<TrueBrain> more what is in my pants
<TrueBrain> but it is so huge
<TrueBrain> how do you hide that?!
<SmatZ> *snip*

<petern> dihedral ru ok der?
<dihedral> yä-a ei sink so
<petern> fink
<dihedral> we are sinking! we are sinking!
<petern> u wud of knew it
<dihedral> ei häw know eidia wut u r taaking abaut
<petern> u r makin words up
<dihedral> NEIN
<TrueBrain> sweinhund

Notes: typing with accents

22:16:57 < GoneWacko> Dutch, English, German, Some French, Some Danish, Some Spanish, Some Swedish, Some Norwegian...
22:17:06 < GoneWacko> although those latter languages are mostly just reading
22:17:11 < GoneWacko> I can read them and make some sense out of them
22:18:04 < wallyweb> GoneWacko is a poligamist ... erm ... polylinguist
22:18:05 < Prof_Frink> GoneWacko is something of a cunning linguist.

Notes: A case of impeccable timing

* jonty-comp is uninstalling crap from his PC
<welshdragon> you installed crap?
<jonty-comp> yes
<welshdragon> messy
<jonty-comp> lots and lots of crap
<Vemarkis> welshdragon stole my thoughts through the interwebs.
<Vemarkis> How evil of him.
<welshdragon> jonty-comp, and i bet it was stinky too
<welshdragon> oh god
<jonty-comp> it is
<Vemarkis> welshdragon wanders from kinky pee games to kinky poo games.
<Vemarkis> seduced by the dark side, he is.
<Vemarkis> now, time to watch Episode 1..

Notes: jonty-comp being random.
slight edit, typo by welshdragon

<Jolteon> I'll get a hold of anything, and either stab or squirt.
<Jolteon> ...er wait.
<shinaku> heheh
<Jolteon> ..shit

<babyottd>  i tried making Melkur inhale 40 megs of condensed logs today

Notes: Bot gone mad. Oh dears.

<+Brianetta> "How do you make a cat go woof?"
< Sacro|Laptop> Brianetta: I thought it was s/woof/sound like a dog/
< babyottd> i thought it was celestar
< Sacro|Laptop> "How do you make a cat go Celestar?"
< babyottd> your mom did

Notes: The longer you leave these bots, the more the become self-aware.

22:20 < Jolteon> jonty-comp: DO NOT WANT.
22:20 < jonty-comp> WELL DO NOT GET THEN
22:20 < Jolteon> OK THEN
22:21 < jonty-comp> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY
22:21 < Jolteon> I DUNNO
22:21 < Jolteon> but I know what I'm hoping.
22:21 < jonty-comp> WELL DON'T LOOK AT ME

<Jolteon> ...waiting...waiting...why isn't this wo...oh wait, it connected

[23:46:06] * Sacro licks Tenebrae
[23:46:07] <Sacro> er
[23:46:10] * Sacro likes Tenebrae

< jonty-comp> !norks
<+Andel> http://www.owenrudge.net/various/n37108819_32387967_8981.jpg

08:59 <Lachie> I believe in a thing called lo-o-ove
09:02 <LaSeandre> Just listen to the rhythm of my heart?
09:12 <LaSeandre> and that, i believe, is checkmate.
09:12 -!- Lachie [~Lachie@CPE-138-130-93-48.lns13.cht.bigpond.net.au] has quit [Ping timeout: 480 seconds]

Notes: LaSeandre subtly powers Lachie.

21:14   RPharazon >> I've had this super-powered computer for half a year now
                     and NOTHING has frozen it.
21:15   RPharazon >> Not even Just Cause 2, Dwarf Fortress, Minecraft,
                     SMplayer, and a defrag running at the same time slowed it
                     down.
21:15   RPharazon >> The first time I've had to do a hard shutdown, and it's
                     because MSE fought with an installer program.
21:15   RPharazon >> It was saying "OI WTF ARE YOU DOING STOP" and the
                     installer was like "NO I WAS TOLD TO INSTALL FUCK YOU"

Notes: RPharazon knows everything about how computers work.

»» 00:03:07 < Sacro> let's take a ride an electric car
»» 00:03:15 < Sacro> to the west side in an electric car
»» 00:03:19 < Sacro> how can you deny an electric car
»» 00:03:51 < LaSeandre> Because it's you, Sacro.
»» 00:03:58 < Sacro> :'(
»» 00:04:02  * Sacro hugs Tenebrae`
»» 00:04:16 < LaSeandre> Welsh, qdb that!
»» 00:04:40 < PeterT> no, too much qdb
»» 00:04:49 < welshdragon> lol
»» 00:05:13 < LaSeandre> Welsh, DO IT!
»» 00:05:33 < LaSeandre> DOOOOO EEEEETT!
»» 00:06:03 < welshdragon> i'mma do your mum
»» 00:06:35 < LaSeandre> \o/
»» 00:06:59 < LaSeandre> Wait...
»» 00:07:04 < LaSeandre> ._.

Notes: Singing, mothers and too much QDB (apparently)... just another normal day in #tycoon then!

[7:29p] cctoide left the chat room. (Quit: If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him!)
[7:29p] • welshdragon kills the cctoide
[7:29p] welshdragon: HE IS THE BUDDHA

<welshdragon> i can see
<babydragon> Oh you can, can you?
<welshdragon> yes
<babydragon> How?
<welshdragon> with my butt
<babydragon> Your butt sounds like a plan.

Notes: babydragon does not realise that a butt is not a good thing :P

<LaSeandre> im a teenager
<FelipeMazza89> i'm a racing driver.
<LaSeandre> then tenebrae must be...
<LaSeandre> a genius!
<FelipeMazza89> a shadow.
<welshdragon> Tenebrae, is a Tenebrae
<FelipeMazza89> a shadow.
<Prof_Frink> Tenebrae is a wiggulon.

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< Deeganto> hi
* Bukkit COMES BUKKITS
-!- Deeganto has quit []

[14:51:30] <orudge> hmm, my home dir is now just 438GB
[14:51:36] <SpComb> :o
[14:51:43] <orudge> or 313GB when you exclude the backups-nobackup directory
[15:05:23] <Fawksie> a clearly and sensibly named directory
[15:08:40] <Sacro> less suspect than kalling it 'porn'
[15:09:01] <GoneWacko> why wouldn't you backup your porn?
[15:09:14] <SpComb> you can always just re-film it

[17:44:35] <orudge> Bukkit: say I love you, Tenebrae`!
[17:44:35] <Bukkit> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[17:44:37] <orudge> D:
[17:44:41] <Tenebrae`> D:
[17:44:45] <Tenebrae`> ;_;
[17:44:45] <Fawksie> haha
[17:44:49] <Tenebrae`> That must be the worst rejection ever

* RPharazon tucks orudge into bed
<+Prof_Frink> s/t/f/
* RPharazon puts a horse head next to the orudge
* RPharazon leaves a bomb underneath the orudge's bed
* GoneWacko leaves a cleveland steamer on orudge's chest

Notes: Sleep tight

04:50 <Tenebrae`> LaSeandre, LaSeandre
04:50 <Tenebrae`> I wrote a song
04:50 <Tenebrae`> ready?
04:50 <Tenebrae`> Cuuute leetol kitteeeens
04:50 <Tenebrae`> wearing their mitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> cuute leetol kitteeens wearing their leetol boxing miitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> Cuuute leetol kitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> walking down the streeeet
04:51 <Tenebrae`> passing by meeeee
04:51 <Tenebrae`> they say
04:51 <Tenebrae`> punk ass bitch I'll beatcho right now punk ass hoe
04:51 <Tenebrae`> cuuute leetol kitteeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> wearing their mitteeeeens
04:51 <Tenebrae`> cuuute leetol kitteens beating me with their
04:51 <Tenebrae`> booooxiiiiing
04:51 <Tenebrae`> miiteeeeens \o/
04:52 <Tenebrae`> what do you think?

Notes: Tenebrae being a punk ass bitch.

21:18:01 <+Prof_Frink> Oooh, cake
21:18:17 <@orudge> Lies.
21:18:17 < Bukkit> Pies!

Notes: Bukkit being the alknowing being we've come to know it as.

04:45 <SquireJames> Today, our youngest, Max, decided to copy what his brother used to do a year or so ago and take his diaper off in his room and cover the room in poop
04:46 <Tenebrae> oh gah D:
04:46 <Lachie> yum

Notes: Lachie shows off his secret love.

[17:14]  <Tenebrae`> Ferr and Pipes! are so awesome!
[17:14]  <lobstar_MB> also, who are Ferr and Pipes and why do their names sound so homo-erotic
[17:14]  <Tenebrae`> they don't, though!
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> or do they? :/
[17:15]  <lobstar_MB> a bit
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> They are two awesome guys from somewhere in New Jersey
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> or something
[17:15]  <Prof_Frink> "Pipes" 'nuff said.
[17:15]  <lobstar_MB> especially pipes
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> and they are awesome
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> and they are guys
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> WAAAAH
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> his nickname is pipes because he likes Mario!
[17:15]  <Prof_Frink> "likes Mario"
[17:15]  <lobstar_MB> yeah, sure
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> they play games and make videos and comment on them
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> D:
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> RPharazon, RPharazon!
[17:15]  <Tenebrae`> tell them!
[17:15]  <lobstar_MB> he likes piping mario, that is
[17:16]  <Tenebrae`> what?
[17:16]  <Bukkit> In the butt, what.
[17:16]  <Tenebrae`> NO

Notes: A dispute on some men being gay.

»» 16:35:30 <+Prof_Frink> You can /part any time you like, but you can never /quit.
»» 16:35:56 -!- Benny [~Benny@40.81-166-86.customer.lyse.net] has quit [Quit: Oh really now?]
»» 16:36:13 <+Prof_Frink> Ban him!
»» 16:36:25 < Tenebrae`> QUICK
»» 16:36:26 < Tenebrae`> ORUDGE
»» 16:36:26 < Bukkit> ORUDGE is silly
»» 16:36:29 < Tenebrae`> TEACH HIM A LESSON
»» 16:36:32 < Tenebrae`> please :<
»» 16:36:39 -!- mode/#tycoon [+b *!him*@*] by orudge
»» 16:36:39 -!- Benny [~Benny@40.81-166-86.customer.lyse.net] has joined #tycoon
»» 16:36:42 < Benny> NOO DONT BAN ME
»» 16:36:45 < Tenebrae`> :OOOOO

[17:22:04] * jonty-comp punches LaSeandre in the face
[17:22:20] <LaSeandre> D.
[17:25:21] * jonty-comp punches LaSeandre in the face again
[17:25:31] <LaSeandre> D
[17:25:45] * jonty-comp sticks some googly-eyes to LaSeandre's face
[17:25:57] <LaSeandre> D8
[17:26:12] * jonty-comp turns LaSeandre's frown upside-down
[17:26:34] <LaSeandre> 8D
[17:26:55] * jonty-comp inserts several equals signs into LaSeandre's nose
[17:27:21] <LaSeandre> oh haha
[17:27:38] <jonty-comp> :D
[17:28:03] <LaSeandre> fine
[17:28:07] <LaSeandre> 8======D
[17:28:45] <jonty-comp> wow, that's a low of equals
[17:28:50] <jonty-comp> someone's self-confident.

<@orudge> I try to clean it up every now and then

[23:47:46] <Tenebrae`> such a huge thing can not fit down my throat ;_________;

<orudge> but you're comparing yourselsBFFE30a000B0CG0B8ai3030A04020305030303000005000000020FF0000B0C908FF80FF0D0D00E9FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF4142202045464748494A4B4C4D4E4F505152535455565720444358595A000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001010402040301020103010B0C000000000000
<orudge> erm
<orudge> comparing yourself against a child
<orudge> excuse me, my barcode reader went a bit mad
<orudge> it does that now and then

Notes: orudge is clearly a robot

<PeterT> roboboy: robobot is down again?
<Tenebrae> robobot likes to get up, get up, and get dooooown

[02:10] <Bukkit> Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
[02:10] <Doorslammer> What about white men, though?

Notes: It's true, I saw a documentary on it...

[17:34] Bukkit: [You feel your magical energy drain away.]
[17:39] • welshdragon dies
[17:39] • Bukkit incinerates welshdragon's cold dead corpse
[17:43] • Bukkit gives welshdragon a humansnack
[17:46] orudge: is Bukkit giving welshdragon his own incinerated ashes to eat?

Notes: Poor Welshdragon